He looks so old that it feels weird for him to call someone "Dad". #monsterdon #TheBlob

"...also Steve, I suppose now's as good a time as any. You're adopted."

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

You gotta believe me! #monsterdon

we can't know more until we get those brats! #johnsonville #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag i'm one away on "monster reveals new power," "someone goes missing," and "explosion" #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

Remember that the mechanic is at an "Automobile Convention."

#TheBlob1958 #TheBlob
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon wow the dads _are_ in their 80's

#Monsterdon This guy is more concerned with the girl’s reputation than about any crimes whatsoever that are happening in the vicinity.

Steve's Dad would make a great Dick Tracy. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

"Young man," lol #Monsterdon

There is NO WAY one of you doesn't have bingo yet?!... #monsterdon

@Taweret When The Blob isn't on screen, people should be asking "What The Blob doing?" #Monsterdon

young lady? she's gonna be starting perimenopause pretty soon

#monsterdon

this man in ten years is going to be a desperately fraught banker in los angeles, isn't he? #monsterdon

This mechanic and his cheery drinking-cabin plans could be in the opening of Law & Order about to find a body

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Those mechanics should have disposed of the waste oil properly. Now it’s disposed of them.

@brion #Monsterdon BLOBBED

Well, the good news is that he doesn't have to look at second-hand car parts anymore. #Monsterdon

blob his ass #monsterdon

MORTY MORTY I'M BEING EATEN MORTY #Monsterdon

Also: I think it good that we've abnormalized taxidermied animal trophies in medical offices

#Monsterdon

The Blob has come to make friends with the local axelgrease and found a greasemonkey snack.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

#Monsterdon "Can't I just dust AROUND the fingerprints?" LOL

this guy gonna get sucked out from under the car? #monsterdon

@annathepiper My favorite line so far and I don't think it's going to be beaten.

#TheBlob1958 #TheBlob
#Monsterdon

"I'm going to get so roaring, stinking, no good drunk that I won't be able to see!"

Does this count as Humans Make a Plan? :D #Monsterdon

That is the shittiest deer taxidermy I have seen in a long time.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Yeah at this point these folks *deserve* to get eaten. Go, Blob, go, devour middle america! #Monsterdon

[marking "Inept Policing" square several additional times] #Monsterdon MonsterdonBingo

"Can't I dust around the finger prints?" NO YOU CAN'T!!! GO TO BED!
#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, at Sparky's Garage...

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@sean yeah, then WE have to do the laundry! damned kids! #Monsterdon

"can i dust around the fingerprints"
:blobfoxannoyed:

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow gonna get some BRATS is where #monsterdon

Okay, but Mrs. Porter's Jammies are cute. #Monsterdon

Ah the time honored Hollywood tradition of using actors in their 20s as teenagers #Monsterdon

"The Doctor's on his way to Johnsonville" #notaeuphemism #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow The shape of blobby?! 🤮 #monsterdon

this lady is ALWAYS on nextdoor #monsterdon

mrs porter is NOT helping the anti-blob coalition

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mrs. Porter is a quintessential Karen.

This old lady is a Blob's best friend. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

Alright this was bugging me since the beginning of #monsterdon #TheBlob. Steve called Jane "Jenny girl" which meant he was obviously lying about not bringing anyone there, he even confused Jane for a previous date! She didn't seem offended enough about that.

But apparently Jenny is/was a nickname for Jane? So he wasn't lying?

"Where's Doctor Howard? Also, Doctor Fine and Doctor Curly Joe? #Monsterdon

Huh, Mooch Miller up to no good? Hoodathunkit!

#Monsterdon

Steve don't rat out the other 30 year old kids!
Steve is a snitch.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

That would be a LOT of work just to make the local cops "look silly". #monsterdon #TheBlob

first thing I do when I see a shotgun? aim it directly at my own face #monsterdon

@cheribaker Lets call that guy "food" and help the blob find em! #monsterdon

JANE COMING OUT WITH THE HARD FACTS

#Monsterdon

Oh great, Sergeant Ploddington's got a theory 9_9 #Monsterdon

BOO JIM, BOO #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “There’s nobody here where I reported violence!”

“Clearly you’re playing a prank on the police!”

… and ooh, Jane with the zinger.

Shotgun Sniffers #BandName

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Nice burn, world's oldest teenage girl #monsterdon

@Taweret wtf so they were smoking all the time just off camera? was it like.. considered rude??? or something??? #monsterdon @joewynne https://mindly.social/@joewynne/111083572360174822

He just looked down the barrel of a rifle? Dude! 🤦‍♀️ #Monsterdon

Also, Steve: you promised me a sandwich.

#Monsterdon

OMINOUS GLASS BREAKING NOISES
#Monsterdon

Jane totally checks doesthedogdie.com before watching movies.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

"...knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the blob"
"the blob who"
"aren't ya glad I didn't say the stuff?"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

AW MAN YOU KILLED THE DOG #Monsterdon

they lost track of the dog :( #monsterdon

"sergeant bert is the competent one. sergeant ernie, however,"

#Monsterdon

"must be a short circuit in here" I FOUND IT #monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOgJrr7y6bM

@Taweret if we don't get a pipe in the 'scientist reveals the solution to the blob' scene i'm gonna declare this movie a fake retcon #monsterdon

no one is smoking, no one is day drinking. is this even the 50s?

#monsterdon

polio

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@RobynGoodfellow MOAR COFFEE? COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE #monsterdon #theblob #AlsoTheThing #coffee

#Monsterdon “Seems to be a short circuit in here.” Definitely one in your police procedure.

@trixter @RobynGoodfellow That's the real horror part?! #monsterdon

@Taweret oh good point dang #monsterdon

"Seems to be a short circuit in here. Also, some violins. Did the doctor leave an orchestra in the back?" #Monsterdon

@brion wholesome tbh #monsterdon

Yes Cop Guy! Go in and make lots of noise. Here take this BBQ sauce with you. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

@chirpbirb Investigate? When there's doughnuts to be eaten? JELLY doughnuts?! #monsterdon

"dr hallen?"

[blob noises]

"yeah, see, he's fine!"

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow What kind of classic horror movie even is this? No coffee! #monsterdon #TheBlob

"Wednesday, 11:59 pm. We pulled up at the matte painting. Responding to reports of goo at large." #Monsterdon

this one cop REALLY does not want to investigate this lmfao

#Monsterdon

I don't think it counts as "someone goes missing" if we know very well that they got blobbed. #monsterdon

The biggest comedy beat so far in this horror movie is a chess game.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@sean @moira Sometimes I feel sorry for the people, in this case though... #monsterdon

Why the tension-filled music? Are we looking at a queen's sacrifice gambit? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Using police radio to play chess. That’s a king move, sure.

I cannot believe the slow, unfocused pace of this classic(?) horror(?) movie

#Monsterdon

so these guys are the original numbers station #monsterdon

are you playing fucking chess over the radio

#Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @moira

Rook to King's blob ...

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

They gave Richie a hobby and a deep inner life. He's blob chow, isn't he? #Monsterdon

petition for neuroscientists to spend hundreds of millions of grant funding investigating whether "loosen up your grey matter a little" is a viable neurocognitive treatment for blob-related panics #monsterdon

@moira omg they're going to challenge the blob to chess?! Go blob, no no, go ahead they're too stupid not to be food! #monsterdon

"It's like some kind of... amorphous mass?" #Monsterdon #TheAmorphousMass1958

Steve. You should find an armed militia not some local cops. These desk jockeys will get all chewed up by the glob that fell from space.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

"By the cleft in my manly manly chin, I'll find the truth!" #Monsterdon

the cops is just wondering why the local teens are older than him

#monsterdon

He's dead Jim what #monsterdon

ITS LIKE A BLOB OR SOMETHING!!!! Lmfao
#Monsterdon

This doctor (with an Atticus Finch look) got a slow start but he did have good ideas about amputation and acid, each too late. Steve is not very articulate. He's not going to have an easy time explaining all this to the police, even chess- playing police. #Monsterdon

a MONSTER

dong

#monsterdon #monsterdong