#Monsterdon THEY FOUND THE DOG!!!!

once again. i am asking. WHERE IS #TheBlob ???

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"i'm just looking for a monster."
so are we, dude, so are we.
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Why is this bartender Kevin Dunn
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Doesn't this blond kid show up in a Star Trek? #Monsterdon

MAN this movie is chock-full of obnoxious characters. #Monsterdon

What are the odds that "red sweater guy" is also gonna be a "red shirt guy".

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#Monsterdon New Party Kid is very loud in a monotone. This is Acting.

The Funny Drunk is worse than the kid :/ #Monsterdon

"Would you believe... the blob is still in this movie somewhere?" #monsterdon

@chirpbirb #raisesHandSlowly .... #LowersHandSlowly #Monsterdon

finally, a good old-fashioned #monsterdon dance party

oh here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_(1955_film) #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Those tickets are $8.50 with inflation #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheBlob #TheBlob1958
Ooooh, flouncy skirt!

Oooh we finally have a Someone Goes Missing, at least with the cop's report of missing bartender! #Monsterdon

Where the hell are those brats from Johnsonville? #Monsterdon

https://thecolonialtheatre.com/events/blobfest/ #Monsterdon #TheBlob

You made us waste our $0.80!

:blinks:

:blinks again:

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how many scenes are there gonna be where he explains that there's a blob?

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#Monsterdon #LifeHack: just steal the movie they were watching in this movie for your next movie

@chirpbirb yes #Monsterdon

Id watch The Vampire and The Robot #Monsterdon

Come on, Not Eddie Haskell #Monsterdon

That old guy in the movie theater has to be ... 20?

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I do like the theatre, particularly the doors #Monsterdon

That theater still exists. Every year they do a Blob fest complete with a "Blob Run" #Monsterdon #TheBlob

i feel like we're watching characters have the same conversation over and over

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"Yes, I am here. The demon who possesses your soul."

Please leave a message after the beep

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what is this movie within a movie #monsterdon

Let's watch movie characters...watch a movie #monsterdon

Now I want to see this movie about the demon who possesses souls. It might have actual pacing.

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Ah, yes, good ol' Mooch. He'll help!

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are they watching a better movie than this one
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#Monsterdon Movie inside movie has better dialogue than actual movie.

can we watch this movie within the movie? it looks exciting #monsterdon

@brion I can say that in 2023 we know that "finding some proof" does not work #monsterdon

@jesse_saenz
Thanks for the help.

BTW: The smoke behind McQueen was very quick just before edit.

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an extremely subtle part of the white picket fence americana symbolism of desire is a slightly angled driveway so the teens can sneak out at night in the gigantic boatmobile car #monsterdon

Oh no the cast got bored enough to start watching another movie instead of acting

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@Louisa it IS called #TheBlob. false advertising otherwise
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#Monsterdon So far that car’s the most exciting thing in the movie, even as they talk about going to get themselves and their friends killed.

@howler0502 "The Shape of Blob:behind the green door?" #TheCrossoverNOONEaskedFor #Monsterdon

i don't know that it was necessary to show every single second of taking the car out of the garage tho

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She may be sure she wants to go with you, Steve, but I'm not convinced about the audience. #Monsterdon

"Oh wait, I have friends?" #monsterdon

You could make 50 Kia Souls out of that car #Monsterdon

And then Steve remembered the car had power steering and power brakes ...

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For a teen Steve's got a straight up pretty bitchen' ride. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

#Monsterdon I love Jane's blue skirt, so pretty and she almost matches the car!

advantage, manual garage door: near-silence! #Monsterdon

that garage is flipping huge

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OOH! An action scene!
Of Steven bouncing off a garage wall and slowly pushing a car.
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Are they spending all the time on Not The Blob trying to do a romance story or a metaphor or something because it is Not Working #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Compared to Steve, Hamlet was an incisive man of action.

Steve, believe in the you who believes in a space blob. #monsterdon #TheBlob

steve: i'm just... a bad person
jane: steve, no... your character isn't written like that

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*Hovering over "Kissing" on Bingo card*

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And then Steve breaks into a rendition of "Tomorrow".

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I'm beginning to wonder if any of US have seen the Blob, either. C'MON MOVIE MAKE WITH THE MONSTER. #Monsterdon

I bet Steve McQueen told his agent no more sci-fi flicks. #Monsterdon

Also, about that sandwich you promised me

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honest to crap steve looks like somebody's uncle #monsterdon

@moira I'd be hollering at the stairs to GTF offa my lawn! #Monsterdon

the dreamy music is not fitting steve mcqueen having a nervous breakdown because nobody believes him

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#Monsterdon Uhoh, Steve’s coming down with a bad case of Exposition.

"We're in this together, aren't we, Steve?" Sheesh, you've made out once. You're not married, even if you're both old enough to be sending your kids off to middle school.
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@blogdiva honestly her makeup is the only thing really on point in this entire movie #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 #RaisesHandUnderDuress ... yes?! #Monsterdon

@Louisa Well it WAS 1958. #monsterdon #TheBlob

@Taweret It really doesn't look like he aged any between this & The Thomas Crown Affair, tho

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Lol why are the parents saying goodnight to each other outside Steve's bedroom? Do they also have separate bedrooms

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what the fuck is behind me? STAIRS WHAT THE FUCK?! #monsterdon

@Taweret YES! Love the Killer Clowns. Though we will subject ourselves to so many possible joker and It quotes.
I will have to fight back with Buggy gifs. #Monsterdon

I must know about Gospel Blimp
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Is she the little boy's sister or mom? #monsterdon #theblob

Half expected them to put Steve in a racecar bed to *really* push the "he's a kid, folks!" angle :P #Monsterdon

Teens crawling out of windows. The most classic teen trope. #Monsterdon

Going to bed fully clothed to get past the censors or to sneak out easier?
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@forestine seventeen going on thirty. or forty. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gee, I hope the dog is okay. :blobfoxworried:

How about naming him Snitchy? #Monsterdon

"...Danny, would you like an old man's dog?"

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#Monsterdon Awww, Danny wants to help his big sister. This kid is adorable.

Oh god, it's the cute kid D: #Monsterdon

omg this kid is NOT the best at acting

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@CactuarJoe can't stop looking at that scar subjective left beneath lip #monsterdon

So much of the dialogue is literally repeating the same points over and over. Yeah, we get it, the cops aren't convinced that the blob is real jeez

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And also, fuq Birdie #Monsterdon

Boy, but this thing does drag... More blob, less boring. #Monsterdon

the truth is revealed, pretty fucked up, bertie #monsterdon

we should watch killer klowns from outer space for mastoween. it is in part of parody of this

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@OldRustBucket I loved those guys in Hamlet! #Monsterdon

17?

🤣

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@trixter "I'm sorry Daddy. Let's go home." #Monsterdon

this movie needs more blob and less standing around arguing over whether there's a blob

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You can tell who the teenagers are because they aren't wearing ties. There is no other difference.
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Not these Vandals, I hope #Monsterdon

Maybe bernie's right. Maybe we do need socialised medicine! #monsterdon

I'm sure the blob'll only eat twenty or thirty more people by morning, it's fine. #Monsterdon