OH NO, now his WHOLE ARM is jello!!! #Monsterdon
counting the entire lifetime i spent in that talking out of ticket scene "wholesome americana" because I deserve to get something out of it #monsterdon
His arm's entirely made out of Fruit Roll Up at this point. #Monsterdon #TheBlob
These three "boys" absolutely give each other handies in the locker room shower. #monsterdon #TheBlob
now we have FULL ARM BLOB CRANBERRY JELLY
#Monsterdon βOh, I almost forgot, we were going to check out a strange alien phenomenon, wanna come with?β Way to expand the victim pool.
"This jello is coming along nicely!" #monsterdon
IT'S BACK WOOOO
I have whiplash from the pace changes here #Monsterdon
And I don't see how to make Tubi go faster than 1x speed. Oh well, don't mind me #monsterdon
Rotary Phone β #Monsterdon
"Oh, I got a lecture. Promised to be a good boy. Never mind that I'm 46." #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon well all that really advanced the plot forward
i am impatient and want to see the cranberry jam again on david lynch's hand
@RufusJCooter Too bad he looks absolutely nothing like a teen #monsterdon
@Louisa fully 30 minutes of a 70 minute movie spent on that scene #monsterdon
Did the cop just not see the other car full of middle-aged teens? #Monsterdon
The kid isn't arrested despite admitting to driving recklessly, white privilege at its finest. #Monsterdon
there is a severe lack of blob going on here fr fr
Protagonist-kun pretended to be drunk and the cop was all "yeah, drive away." Didn't realize white privilege was that strong.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
Is this technicolor? Those cars POP! #Monsterdon #TheBlob
what happened to THE BLOB
OK McQueen is doing a convincing job of portraying an awkward teen trying to talk his way out of trouble
This talking their way out of a ticket scene is INTERMINABLE
@blogdiva After tonight, we call you Blob-diva!
I think we just had Inept Policing here, y'all! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Kids".
this certainly is a performance from Steve McQueen #monsterdon
his avoiding eye contact and fiddling with the wheel with his wisened wrinkled hands is really selling the illusion of youth #monsterdon
Sorry to be late to #monsterdon - I had a stack of legal documents that were awaiting my signature/initials
Know your rights, Steve! Ask if you're being detained! #monsterdon
And this is why comedy is timing, which is why this isn't comedy! #monsterdon
Ahhh, the old Australian airplane story.
Steve's gotta learn what Begging the Question is :P #Monsterdon
don't bring the fathers into this. we've already got one 80 year old in this movie.#monsterdon
And OH HEY right, treating Old Dude for Blob Hand counts as Medical Scene! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βWhatβs this all about?β This cop stole his routine from old British bobbies.
@WhiskeySailor Cop is too busy hassling Steve apparently! #monsterdon #TheBlob
idk, 0-60 in about 7.5 seconds? #monsterdon
Still The King!
...with a bullitt!
this baby has 5 gears in reverse #monsterdon
Oh, the sweet sounds of toxic masculinity. Gosh, these guys are boring. #monsterdon
wait so these people are supposed to be TEENAGERS? protagonist steve has literal grey hair and a face made of leather #monsterdon
Shouldn't the doctor have the cop go look at the crime scene rather that Steve?
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Just drive in front of 'em, Steve. Clayton Rockjaw'll break and chin himself to death. #Monsterdon
"It's been a ball, but I gotta go." Me leaving any social function. #Monsterdon
I'm calling this car race Wholesome Americana, y'all! #Monsterdon
It's good to know that when I turn 45 this week I'll still be able to play a teenager in a 50s movie. #monsterdon #TheBlob
"A forgone transfusion" That one speaks all fancy. #Monsterdon #TheBlob
This is why you shouldn't have a convertible. Local teenagers will hassle you and pee in your back seat when you leave it.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob
With teenagers like these is it any surprise that the world is the way it is now? #monsterdon #theblob
"That's a foregone transfusion." #Monsterdon
the blob has claimed another victi- oh wait thats just this 'teens' arm hair #Monsterdon
He lives his life a quarter mile at a time. #Monsterdon
Are they giving him a mock crown for losing his virginity? Because maybe they don't know how bad that date was going. #monsterdon #TheBlob
"...oh, I get it. You all have tiny pee-pees"
Steve to Other Ancient Teenagers: "What's up?"
Other Ancient Teenagers: "We're here to talk to you about refinancing your mortgage!"
@Taweret@octodon.social I haven't worked with candy, but the idea of getting that much hot candy all over my hand is scary
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
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1950s hooliganism, straight outta West Side Story.
Ah yes i must consult my book of goos for treatment options #Monsterdon
I love Protagonist-kun's constant frown like "I don't know what's going on and I'm suffering mild anxiety because of it"
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
So much for the apology sandwich, and for the doctor getting to leave work at night. Poor old timer. Cut his arm off! Save his life! It's growing fast! #Monsterdon
Doc I don't think his pokin` hand is gonna be any good anymore.
HE'S BEEN JAMMED!
#Monsterdon #TheBlob
the blob would be more scary if it didn't look like candy
"Little morphine, just for fun..." #Monsterdon
Kind of looks like Challah #monsterdon
if a doctor called me "old timer" he's get a blob shoved up his nose so fast #monsterdon
Oh no, now his hand is bigger and covered in jam! #Monsterdon
"...what is it doc?"
"This is the worst case of apple butter hand I've ever seen"
@Louisa Big Hello Fellow Kids energy. #monsterdon #TheBlob
#monsterdon _RAN INTO HIM?_ No I mean we tried getting it off I mean oh fer chrissakes would you just treat the dude
now it's cranberry jello! D:
Gonna take my blob from the Old North Road
Gonna nom til I can't no more
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
That's a damn fine ham hock you've got going there old man #monsterdon
@ItsTheManOnTheMoon
Happy Fun Blob contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
the raspberry preserves are hungry
#Monsterdon #TheBlob
@blogdiva YES goddammit I couldn't pull up his name! #monsterdon
All things considered that old guy is keeping his s**t remarkably well seeing as his arm is being DIGESTED IN REAL TIME! #Monsterdon #TheBlob
Oh, no, Doc is closing up shop! #monsterdon
what would the new north road be. does it still point north
#Monsterdon My mistake; Fedora Guy is a doctor. βWhatβs the matter with hi,m?β Isnβt that your job to find out, doc?
Hey I did not see the kissing scene that everyone was mentioning. Am I watching the same movie? https://archive.org/details/the-blob-1988_202010
#TheBlob #monsterdon #mastoween
beep horn, go faster #Monsterdon
I guess there's not a 24 hour emergency room in 1958, is there #monsterdon
The doctor and Clark Kent have the same tailor. #Monsterdon #TheBlob
The #monsterdon feed will no longer auto-refresh in firefox this is awesome
"no, he won't die from hand-jello-osis. he'll be fine."
"...we'll get you in the car, but you better not get any of that slime on the leather"
#Monsterdon Serious Clark Kent vibes from Fedora Guy.
"let me try to get it off" "you can't" "ok"
steve immediately proving to be a highly motivated protagonist
#monsterdon
you shouldnt be standing in the road in the middle of four oclock in the afternoon at night
Hopefully that's not his "good" hand. #Monsterdon
Really ought to turn your lights on when driving at night.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
he's got a bunch of purple jello on his hand!
Steve has a pretty sweet ride ngl #monsterdon
Aww a little baby planet.
I'mma poke it! With ma poking stick.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob
(Audrey II voice) feed meee :C #monsterdon #theblob
@RobynGoodfellow HEY-oooooooooh! #monsterdon
Who got footage of me reacting to a hot glue gun burn? π #Monsterdon
"I'm sorry about the bumpy ride. And the trip in the car too." #Monsterdon #TheBlob