OH NO, now his WHOLE ARM is jello!!! #Monsterdon

counting the entire lifetime i spent in that talking out of ticket scene "wholesome americana" because I deserve to get something out of it #monsterdon

His arm's entirely made out of Fruit Roll Up at this point. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

These three "boys" absolutely give each other handies in the locker room shower. #monsterdon #TheBlob

now we have FULL ARM BLOB CRANBERRY JELLY

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Oh, I almost forgot, we were going to check out a strange alien phenomenon, wanna come with?” Way to expand the victim pool.

"This jello is coming along nicely!" #monsterdon

IT'S BACK WOOOO

#Monsterdon

I have whiplash from the pace changes here #Monsterdon

And I don't see how to make Tubi go faster than 1x speed. Oh well, don't mind me #monsterdon

Rotary Phone ✅ #Monsterdon

"Oh, I got a lecture. Promised to be a good boy. Never mind that I'm 46." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well all that really advanced the plot forward

i am impatient and want to see the cranberry jam again on david lynch's hand

#Monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Too bad he looks absolutely nothing like a teen #monsterdon

@Louisa fully 30 minutes of a 70 minute movie spent on that scene #monsterdon

Did the cop just not see the other car full of middle-aged teens? #Monsterdon

The kid isn't arrested despite admitting to driving recklessly, white privilege at its finest. #Monsterdon

there is a severe lack of blob going on here fr fr

#Monsterdon

Protagonist-kun pretended to be drunk and the cop was all "yeah, drive away." Didn't realize white privilege was that strong.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

Is this technicolor? Those cars POP! #Monsterdon #TheBlob

what happened to THE BLOB

#Monsterdon

OK McQueen is doing a convincing job of portraying an awkward teen trying to talk his way out of trouble

#Monsterdon

This talking their way out of a ticket scene is INTERMINABLE

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva After tonight, we call you Blob-diva!

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

I think we just had Inept Policing here, y'all! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Kids".

this certainly is a performance from Steve McQueen #monsterdon

his avoiding eye contact and fiddling with the wheel with his wisened wrinkled hands is really selling the illusion of youth #monsterdon

Sorry to be late to #monsterdon - I had a stack of legal documents that were awaiting my signature/initials

Know your rights, Steve! Ask if you're being detained! #monsterdon

And this is why comedy is timing, which is why this isn't comedy! #monsterdon

Ahhh, the old Australian airplane story.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Steve's gotta learn what Begging the Question is :P #Monsterdon

don't bring the fathers into this. we've already got one 80 year old in this movie.#monsterdon

And OH HEY right, treating Old Dude for Blob Hand counts as Medical Scene! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “What’s this all about?” This cop stole his routine from old British bobbies.

@WhiskeySailor Cop is too busy hassling Steve apparently! #monsterdon #TheBlob

idk, 0-60 in about 7.5 seconds? #monsterdon

Still The King!
...with a bullitt!

#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

this baby has 5 gears in reverse #monsterdon

Oh, the sweet sounds of toxic masculinity. Gosh, these guys are boring. #monsterdon

wait so these people are supposed to be TEENAGERS? protagonist steve has literal grey hair and a face made of leather #monsterdon

Shouldn't the doctor have the cop go look at the crime scene rather that Steve?
#monsterdon

Just drive in front of 'em, Steve. Clayton Rockjaw'll break and chin himself to death. #Monsterdon

"It's been a ball, but I gotta go." Me leaving any social function. #Monsterdon

I'm calling this car race Wholesome Americana, y'all! #Monsterdon

It's good to know that when I turn 45 this week I'll still be able to play a teenager in a 50s movie. #monsterdon #TheBlob

"A forgone transfusion" That one speaks all fancy. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

This is why you shouldn't have a convertible. Local teenagers will hassle you and pee in your back seat when you leave it.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

With teenagers like these is it any surprise that the world is the way it is now? #monsterdon #theblob

"That's a foregone transfusion." #Monsterdon

the blob has claimed another victi- oh wait thats just this 'teens' arm hair #Monsterdon

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time. #Monsterdon

Are they giving him a mock crown for losing his virginity? Because maybe they don't know how bad that date was going. #monsterdon #TheBlob

"...oh, I get it. You all have tiny pee-pees"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Steve to Other Ancient Teenagers: "What's up?"

Other Ancient Teenagers: "We're here to talk to you about refinancing your mortgage!"

#Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social I haven't worked with candy, but the idea of getting that much hot candy all over my hand is scary
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

#Monsterdon
1950s hooliganism, straight outta West Side Story.

Ah yes i must consult my book of goos for treatment options #Monsterdon

I love Protagonist-kun's constant frown like "I don't know what's going on and I'm suffering mild anxiety because of it"
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

So much for the apology sandwich, and for the doctor getting to leave work at night. Poor old timer. Cut his arm off! Save his life! It's growing fast! #Monsterdon

Doc I don't think his pokin` hand is gonna be any good anymore.
HE'S BEEN JAMMED!
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

the blob would be more scary if it didn't look like candy

#monsterdon

"Little morphine, just for fun..." #Monsterdon

Kind of looks like Challah #monsterdon

if a doctor called me "old timer" he's get a blob shoved up his nose so fast #monsterdon

Oh no, now his hand is bigger and covered in jam! #Monsterdon

"...what is it doc?"
"This is the worst case of apple butter hand I've ever seen"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@Louisa Big Hello Fellow Kids energy. #monsterdon #TheBlob

#monsterdon _RAN INTO HIM?_ No I mean we tried getting it off I mean oh fer chrissakes would you just treat the dude

now it's cranberry jello! D:

#Monsterdon

Gonna take my blob from the Old North Road
Gonna nom til I can't no more
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

That's a damn fine ham hock you've got going there old man #monsterdon

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon
Happy Fun Blob contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

the raspberry preserves are hungry

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@blogdiva YES goddammit I couldn't pull up his name! #monsterdon

All things considered that old guy is keeping his s**t remarkably well seeing as his arm is being DIGESTED IN REAL TIME! #Monsterdon #TheBlob

Oh, no, Doc is closing up shop! #monsterdon

what would the new north road be. does it still point north

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon My mistake; Fedora Guy is a doctor. “What’s the matter with hi,m?” Isn’t that your job to find out, doc?

Hey I did not see the kissing scene that everyone was mentioning. Am I watching the same movie? https://archive.org/details/the-blob-1988_202010
#TheBlob #monsterdon #mastoween

beep horn, go faster #Monsterdon

I guess there's not a 24 hour emergency room in 1958, is there #monsterdon

The doctor and Clark Kent have the same tailor. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

The #monsterdon feed will no longer auto-refresh in firefox this is awesome

"no, he won't die from hand-jello-osis. he'll be fine."

#Monsterdon

"...we'll get you in the car, but you better not get any of that slime on the leather"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

#Monsterdon Serious Clark Kent vibes from Fedora Guy.

"let me try to get it off" "you can't" "ok"
steve immediately proving to be a highly motivated protagonist
#monsterdon

you shouldnt be standing in the road in the middle of four oclock in the afternoon at night

#monsterdon

Hopefully that's not his "good" hand. #Monsterdon

Really ought to turn your lights on when driving at night.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

he's got a bunch of purple jello on his hand!

#Monsterdon

Steve has a pretty sweet ride ngl #monsterdon

Aww a little baby planet.
I'mma poke it! With ma poking stick.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

(Audrey II voice) feed meee :C #monsterdon #theblob

@RobynGoodfellow HEY-oooooooooh! #monsterdon

Who got footage of me reacting to a hot glue gun burn? 😆 #Monsterdon

"I'm sorry about the bumpy ride. And the trip in the car too." #Monsterdon #TheBlob