"maybe it's like this regular scientific phenomena"
"no. i'm very stubborn"

#Monsterdon

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor cabin dweller, barely kept his doggie fed
And then one day there was an orb from space
And up from the ground jumped slime onto his face

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Ah, yes, there was a loud explosion, and I found this weird thing - I'll poke it with a stick!

#Monsterdon

The #monsterdon score stands at

blob: 1
humans: 0

His s'mores was ruined #Monsterdon

He should have tried eating it

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

ALL THIS SLIME IS ON MY HAND NOW!

#Monsterdon

Anyone else hearing Stephen King going "Meteor S**t!!" #Monsterdon #TheBlob

"big things come from small beginnings" #monsterdon

"Meteor Shit!" #monsterdon #jordyverrill

Note that he did NOT taste the goo. Potential market opportunity lost!

#TheBlob1958 #TheStuff
#Monsterdon - watch party going on now.
https://octodon.social/@Taweret/111082341306175868

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

#monsterdon

alien seed hatching #asmr #satisfying #monsterdon

oh wait I spoke too soon the meteorite _is_ smouldering slightly

moreso than steve anyway

#monsterdon

Gotta love 50s Sci-Fi sounds #Monsterdon

It's a baby moon!
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

"Bah gum it's a truffle!" #Monsterdon

hm, distinct lack of smouldering in both steve _and_ this meteor, step it up team movie #monsterdon

Is... is that a foley guy making dog noises #monsterdon

"huh.
huh.
huh.
huh."

#Monsterdon

[Squishy jello noises intensify]
A doggy awww~~
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Woah. Did creepshow straight up rip off this scene? #Monsterdon

So we're all starting off with "kissing" and "a charismatic fellow" crossed off right #monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Another good one to look up on doesthedogdie.com #Monsterdon #TheBlob

Honestly I feel like you'd want the dog around in this situation

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

you may find it hard to believe but he woke up like this #monsterdon

A young Steve McQueen reminds me of Michael Shannon for some reason.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Well, that can't be good.

(Also, Stevie, baby: prioritize... Ya gotta have priorities!)

#Monsterdon

Also, I'm calling Scene in a Car, since they were TOTES in a car. And I think you could also make an argument for A Charismatic Fellow. ;D #Monsterdon

His date may be cratered but finding a meteor crater would be swell #monsterdon

Steve McQueen!!! #monsterdon

Another monster arriving from space on a meteor?! #Monsterdon

I too sit on the headrest of my chair to make out with people.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

hey, wasn't that an illudium pu-238 explosive detonator? #monsterdon

that was close! [it was multiple miles away]

#Monsterdon

Dare I hope that we get a sock-hop segment in this movie where Steve McQueen dances that Blobtutsi?

#Monsterdon

How do I always manage to do this?

I'm somehow, once again, not at home (or any other practical location) to watch the #Monsterdon movie this week

v.=.v

And RIGHT into an awkward date, this is true horror. #monsterdon #TheBlob

#Monsterdon This guy’s pick-up techniques need work.

Sir Steven McQueen, Esq. NP

#monsterdon

back in the 50s all teens were in their late 30s

#Monsterdon

Such a great theme song. #monsterdon

Is this a kissing movie?
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@sean Well, neither are we. #monsterdon

We have KISSING right out of the gate for bingo!

And also, our hero, The World's Oldest Teenager. #Monsterdon

Bleh, it's my grandparents making out D: #Monsterdon

She is unimpressed.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@Fanfalla didn't know they colorized this film LMAO

#Monsterdon

Snakes on a Plane kept its thematically inappropriate pop song for the end, but no, not The Blob. #monsterdon #TheBlob

It's #Monsterdon time! Mute the hashing, this thread if you don't wanna hear about it creeping and leaping and gliding and sliding across the floor... #BewareOfTheBlob

It creeps and leaps~
The sweeps and the bleeps?
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Good work guys. Nailed it. #Monsterdon #TheBlob #ClassicMovieThemes

if you don't watch along, at least listen to the theme song. it makes me smile and has been stuck in my head for days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHDvzGmmw0 #Monsterdon

o/~ Beware of the blob, it creeps! o/~ #Monsterdon

Waves of hypnotic jello... Oooobey the gelatin...! #Monsterdon

This is going to be stuck in my head all week #monsterdon

it's a musical!
#Monsterdon

Original title, The Beach Blob

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

#monsterdon #theblob WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN!!!!

oh we’re in for a classy #monsterdon judging by this music

Tequila~! #monsterdon

Ooh yeah, sexy jazz gets me revved for some blobbin!
#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

I appreciate that we get the surf rock right out front this time. #monsterdon #TheBlob

these swirls look like what happens when i rub my eyes

#Monsterdon

@neia I really need to learn to plan ahead for #Monsterdon but I work most Sundays, so I'm too tired when I get home for any fuss.

@moira

Playful teen beach music! #Monsterdon

Such a groove. I can't take it. #monsterdon #TheBlob

oh baby tonylyn do you hear the groove in this music? #monsterdon

I think it's telling that "Jerk Makes Things Worse" and "Wholesome Americana" are right next to each other on tonight's bingo card. #Monsterdon

That's *Mister* Steven McQueen to you #monsterdon

Everybody on the dance floor for THE BLOB! Grooviest theme song ever! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ooooh fancy compared to the usual downloads

They made a movie about me? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Okay boys. We need an opening theme to set the mood for our movie about a horrifying faceless killing mass from space that dissolves flesh and bone and cannot be stopped. Remember Horrifying and Scary! Annnnnd GO. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

WE GOT CRITERION SIIIIIGN #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
i got a criteron collection rip ooooo

really a themed food could be anything with strawberry jam or sauce today. #Monsterdon

once again despite the best efforts of my haters I have mashed play on #monsterdon (The Blob (1958))

#MonsterdonAlert

#monsterdon GO GO GO!!

WIGGLE AND JIGGLE IT'S THE BLOB #Monsterdon