monsterdon replay · Best of The Bat People

mmezabet@craftgoblin.club

Mark Shane Hayden

msh@coales.co

Kamikaze bats :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon

Mme Zabet

Like, there wasn't even a really good place to make a Batman joke in here. :/

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople #MoreLikeBatPersonButWhatever

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allanb

Birdemic!
#monsterdon

sean

sean@skj.social

It's raining bats!

Ayyyydrew@gensokyo.social

Adrew

YES

DO IT

PLEASE END THIS CATHY
#monsterdon

Cecelia

helianthropy@tech.lgbt

I like the way Cathy is looking at the sergeant.

Sordid Amok!

SordidAmok

Rack 1

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

And,now, we'lll watch 4 minutes of bats swarming, until the credits roll.

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

Offputting sex scene number two. Dammit #monsterdon

Andy L.

apLundell@timeloop.cafe

#monsterdon When you get beaten up in a movie, it's important to get a medical professional to tap you with a piece of cotton or a wet cloth.

💀 𝓕airchild 💀

tankgrrl@hachyderm.io

Maybe she's also having an 'allergic reaction'.

jeffron

jeffron@ohai.social

this movie needs another hour of just Cathy talking to a therapist #Monsterdon

Kevin C 🎬

kcarr2015@mstdn.social

@davesdogmaggie
Rabies or babies, either are annoying.

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

@kcarr2015 nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana man-bat

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

So what I'm getting from this is a side effect of becoming a Bat People is becoming a moody teenager.

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

@SordidAmok No wonder nobody got shot

strangefour with the Pleiades

Emperor of the 86th Ring

sealawyer

I'm all for her killing the cop!
#Monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)

jonny@neuromatch.social

so she's a bat now too right? bats propagate by making each other come right #monsterdon

bunnyhero

bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe

oh wait we might actually get bat people plural?? finally? #monsterdon

strangefour@retro.pizza

How is sexual assault/police brutality sheriff still alive?
Oh she hears things now to. A second bat person has hit the screen!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

so also yes, sexually-transmitted werebat-ism confirmed

rebeld 🇨🇦 has moved

rebeld@mstdn.ca

The bats are calling to her now!

Kevin C 🎬

kcarr2015@mstdn.social

Man-bat should wonder the American south west, righting wrongs, catching bad guys 'n shit, chased by a reporter named McGee. 👍

Emperor of the 86th Ring

sealawyer

Listen, I'm a cop, you actually expect answers‽
#Monsterdon

forestine

forestine@sunny.garden

looks like some of the werewolf makeup we've seen in other movies #Monsterdon

jadebees

jadebees@sunny.garden

The coffee stains on his fangs!

it took me the entire movie to realize the wibbly wobbly noises were supposed to be spontaneous echolocation

SnoopJ

SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

The head TF is… well, it's not the star of the VFX, IMO. But it's serviceable. He's gone to bat.

Paco Hope wishes ill for JK Rowling

paco@infosec.exchange

Bats famously beat people with fisticuffs and do NOT bite them if they are law enforcement. #monsterdon

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

Wait, he *didn't* rip the Sheriff's throat out?

cargot_robbie@urbanists.social

🏳️‍🌈 Brie 🌞🚴🌱✨

@SordidAmok We demand to see the pink nightie cut! #Monsterdon

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

Finally! We have a bat man!

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon

Terencio

would be cool if his bat bros flew down from the ceiling to save him from the sherrif. #monsterdon

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

well bat escalated quickly

ApostateEnglishman@mstdn.plus

Andy L.

apLundell@timeloop.cafe

#monsterdon Too bad about his marriage, but Maybe he'll find a nice bat to settle up with.

The Sleight Doctor 🃏

Strange men entering women's sleeping quarters and offering to be super-helpful is a theme here.

oh good, bat-guy gets to fuck up the sheriff

foaming at the mouth isn't a good sign he DOESN'T have rabies though

wait what if he's a bat guy AND he has rabies

plantago@kolektiva.social

plantago

This fucking sargeant was rolling his eyes at the possibility of transformation but now he's searching for Johnny with his flashlight on the cave ceilings... Who doesn't believe in bats now #monsterdon

Tom - KB9ENS

kb9ens@mastodon.radio

They should just take the elevator up to Wayne Manor and have Alfred get them some sandwiches. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Void Chicken

Taweret@timeloop.cafe

absolutely nothing has happened this entire movie

so... will the cop kill him and then the lady dies in like a month from the sexually transmitted super-rabies?

rj

arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

benefits of shooting caves: we can just put people in a dingy room with no lighting and it'll work out

Paco Hope wishes ill for JK Rowling

paco@infosec.exchange

Maybe it did turn into 1970s porn. #monsterdon

Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:

brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net

#Monsterdon ok *back* to the caves *again*

Roger Crew✅❌☑🗸❎✖✓✔

wrog@mastodon.murkworks.net

So many Helpful Guys!!!

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Judgment Dave

This is guano be an epic ending. #Monsterdon

AmyFou 🕊️

amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon 🦇 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 🦇 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 🦇 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 😱

there can't be much longer in this movie, right? Will there be another batperson?

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

Will all men in town, please, for god's sake, return your keys to this hotel room!

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

"Last Will and Testament," not TestiMONY you doof #monsterdon

TheREALPaulJohnson

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

Is the blow out going to be that she's preggers? Are we really going there? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Sordid Amok!

SordidAmok

Okay, I like her bell bottom/no bra thing, but I do not want to see them do it.

plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

Plaid

Well they finally consummated their marriage. #monsterdon

Cantakerous Lesbian Sourceress

socketwench@masto.hackers.town

The hotel bill is going to be murder after cleaning up all the guano.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:

brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net

#Monsterdon "he literally just nutted in me and turned into a bat"

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

@trixter @starkraving666 that explains all the paper cuts

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

@starkraving666 The director seemed to think sex was a stationary process.

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

Dude, it's a motel and you've never heard people screaming? #monsterdon

rj

arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

honestly the whole "it's all in your mind//or *is* it?" is very reminiscent of the one with the leopard

Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhio

YsengrinWolf@meow.social

Yep, he had sex with his wife and left through the window.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

ranjit

Ranjit@friend.camp

an experienced motelier can always tell which of forty different tenants' screams woke you at 4am

plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

Plaid

Did SHE finish?

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

Okay but do you KNOW how many monsterfuckers are out there, what are the chances he actually married someone who wasn't into that?

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

Okay so did he really turn into a Bat People or are her orgasm screams just really weird?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Judgment Dave

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Daddy gave mommy rabies.

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

Ah, yes! Cathy's getting some of that bat sex!

Umm.

jonny (nonvenomous)

jonny@neuromatch.social

why did they make the bat fuck, nobody asked for the bat to fuck #monsterdon

Louisa

Louisa@mastodon.xyz

It's implied that's he's turning *while* they're having sex, right?