#Monsterdon ok *back* to the caves *again*

So many Helpful Guys!!!

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there can't be much longer in this movie, right? Will there be another batperson?

Will all men in town, please, for god's sake, return your keys to this hotel room!

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"Last Will and Testament," not TestiMONY you doof #monsterdon

Is the blow out going to be that she's preggers? Are we really going there? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Okay, I like her bell bottom/no bra thing, but I do not want to see them do it.

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The hotel bill is going to be murder after cleaning up all the guano.

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#Monsterdon "he literally just nutted in me and turned into a bat"

@trixter @starkraving666 that explains all the paper cuts

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@starkraving666 The director seemed to think sex was a stationary process.

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Dude, it's a motel and you've never heard people screaming? #monsterdon

honestly the whole "it's all in your mind//or *is* it?" is very reminiscent of the one with the leopard

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Yep, he had sex with his wife and left through the window.

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an experienced motelier can always tell which of forty different tenants' screams woke you at 4am

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Did SHE finish?

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Okay so did he really turn into a Bat People or are her orgasm screams just really weird?
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Daddy gave mommy rabies.

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Ah, yes! Cathy's getting some of that bat sex!

Umm.

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why did they make the bat fuck, nobody asked for the bat to fuck #monsterdon

It's implied that's he's turning *while* they're having sex, right?

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PSA: Audio recordings of wills are NOT ALLOWED in MANY STATES. Check your state's requirements before recording your will in the dark recesses of a cave.

(I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice.)

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Is he purring?? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

what kinda transformation kink shit is this #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

#monsterdon Just a reminder : Rabies is spread through bodily fluids.

#Monsterdon He doesn’t become a bat. He becomes a Klingon.

Werebat sex scene? Ewww.
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well now we know where bat boy came from

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WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING BAT MAKEUP!

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never have i wished more that a movie had one of those 65 minute roger corman runtimes #Monsterdon

WHEN DOES THIS COP SLEEP??????

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THERAMIN ALERT!!!

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this is one hell of an allergic reaction i gotta tell you

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A murderous allergic reaction....

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There are SEVENTEEN MINUTES left #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

"I don't want you to see me"

wait, is he finally going to turn into SOMETHING?

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He bites her... she changes too and they ride off into the moonlight. #happyEnding #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I keep seeing Paul Simon as the protagonist in #TheBatPeople. #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA&t=1s

"I'm leaving" and starts to go out the window, natch.

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The sheriff kind of looks like one of his brothers or sisters fathered/mothered Matthew McCaughnehey. #monsterdon

Johnny can't change Cathy, and nor should he, no matter how many times you try to arouse him you just aren't a guy

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It's over Cathy it's not you it's me #Monsterdon

"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"

>_>

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fuck off indeed, Cop

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The caves are my home! But I will show the world I can be it's master! I will build my own race of ATOMIC BAT PEOPLE!"

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look are we gonna SEE man-bat or what?

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Heeeeeere's Johnny!

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Cathy, seriously. You have always been out of Johnny's league

#monsterdon "Johnny! What's going on?"

"Something you could never understand."

I think he's right. I don't understand it.

#Monsterdon Johnny turned out to be John Merrick.

He's not a were-bat, he's a were-angsty-teenager.

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"he believes it therefore it is true"
what kind of postmodern bullshit is this #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

He's morbin' all over these people

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#Monsterdon in my head this cave tour group is the one from the Bevis and Butthead movie. Bevis gets scratched by a bat and becomes Bat-holio. Butthead just walks around all the time chuckling while repeating “johnny”. I think i just made a better film.

I'm pretty sure that vampire bats don't chomp down on mice, but hey, why not

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In any normal #Monsterdon film, this would be the very end, but we have 20 minutes left.

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A confession, you pork-based be-moustachiod rapist? #Monsterdon

Johnny’s mother: “You need to try new foods”
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@Taweret Get some banjos and harmonicas in here.

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Bat podcasting. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon back to the charlie brown sweater!

now we know her laundry schedule

@overholt I was trying to articulate this, but I couldn't put words to it. This is it. Thanks.

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WHERE ARE THE BAT PEOPLE?

This is gonna be like that time the wrestling ladies never wrestled the mummy, I can tell.

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"This is Johnny, Bat Boy extraordinaire, signing off. Let's... Be careful out there." #Monsterdon

at least give us a ken burns style voice over for this with a corny americana song playing

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Aaaand we're back at the hospital?

We're not given any insight as to what our bat-person protagonist is after. Bugs maybe?

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What I wouldn't give for a rickroll as soon as he hit play on that recorder. #Monsterdon

@Terencio Oh yes! #monsterdon

DAMMIT how does this fuckhead not DIE?

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"You are my one Sauron, Kathy" o_O

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I'm predicting we do *not* get a Bechdel pass

everybody in the 70s was so sweaty all the time in every 70s movie ive ever seen

haven't we had global warming since then? how were they sweatier than us?

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I mean, it's good that he's trying to raid the blood fridge instead of killing people. That's kind of like Angel and Spike (in later seasons) from Buffy.

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#Monsterdon fine. You mainlined the NyQuil. Not like we got you to even open your eyes Sleepy Johnny the shabby Perkins.

@Louisa jello shots for the hospital party next weekend

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Mmm cherry flavor. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon please be a bat when the sherrif walks in

the treatment is given intravenously, or, you know, just treat it like a capri sun

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mmmm he really hitting that kool-aide hard

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What the heck was that scene in the cave about? #Monsterdon? Is this even supposed to make sense?

There seems to be an even higher than normal amount of gratuitous assault in this movie

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lord, don't run to that sherrif, he's not gonna improve the situation, ma'am. #monsterdon

Drink the Kool-Aid.

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He needs a blood infusion. #monsterdon

Is he going to chug that blood?! That's fantastic. Juicebox!!! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Why malign bats this way? #monsterdon

Lots of greasy faces being put on women in this film :/ #Monsterdon

@diazona It could have been a film about attendees at a bat mitzvah #monsterdon

Dr Batboy needs help. He thinks he's in Psycho, but he's in this pile of guano instead.
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@combatwombat fam, it's a movie about bats... rotate it upside-down! #monsterdon

why did nurses have to wear lil hats back then?

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Come on movie… we NEED a bat mask or SOMETHING #monsterdon

@diazona a movie about a guy who slowly turns into a baseball bat #Monsterdon

@kshernandez Well, he needs a place to live, right? #monsterdon

Steals a wood paneled station wagon, for speed of course. #monsterdon

"Car 54, where are you?"

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He rushes into the cave, he rushes out of the cave, I think he just wanted to steal another car. #Monsterdon

Hey ... anyone seen the plot? #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

So the only reason he went back to the cave was to steal a station wagon? #monsterdon

annnnnd lady dragged off by a manbat hand.

we're just goin' GREAT y'all

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