Birdemic!
#monsterdon

It's raining bats!

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YES

DO IT

PLEASE END THIS CATHY
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I like the way Cathy is looking at the sergeant.

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Rack 1

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And,now, we'lll watch 4 minutes of bats swarming, until the credits roll.

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Offputting sex scene number two. Dammit #monsterdon

#monsterdon When you get beaten up in a movie, it's important to get a medical professional to tap you with a piece of cotton or a wet cloth.

Maybe she's also having an 'allergic reaction'.

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this movie needs another hour of just Cathy talking to a therapist #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie
Rabies or babies, either are annoying.

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@kcarr2015 nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana man-bat

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So what I'm getting from this is a side effect of becoming a Bat People is becoming a moody teenager.

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@SordidAmok No wonder nobody got shot

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I'm all for her killing the cop!
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so she's a bat now too right? bats propagate by making each other come right #monsterdon

oh wait we might actually get bat people plural?? finally? #monsterdon

How is sexual assault/police brutality sheriff still alive?
Oh she hears things now to. A second bat person has hit the screen!
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so also yes, sexually-transmitted werebat-ism confirmed

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The bats are calling to her now!

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Man-bat should wonder the American south west, righting wrongs, catching bad guys 'n shit, chased by a reporter named McGee. 👍

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Listen, I'm a cop, you actually expect answers‽
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looks like some of the werewolf makeup we've seen in other movies #Monsterdon

The coffee stains on his fangs!

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it took me the entire movie to realize the wibbly wobbly noises were supposed to be spontaneous echolocation

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The head TF is… well, it's not the star of the VFX, IMO. But it's serviceable. He's gone to bat.

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Bats famously beat people with fisticuffs and do NOT bite them if they are law enforcement. #monsterdon

Wait, he *didn't* rip the Sheriff's throat out?

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@SordidAmok We demand to see the pink nightie cut! #Monsterdon

Finally! We have a bat man!

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Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon

would be cool if his bat bros flew down from the ceiling to save him from the sherrif. #monsterdon

well bat escalated quickly

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#monsterdon Too bad about his marriage, but Maybe he'll find a nice bat to settle up with.

Strange men entering women's sleeping quarters and offering to be super-helpful is a theme here.

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oh good, bat-guy gets to fuck up the sheriff

foaming at the mouth isn't a good sign he DOESN'T have rabies though

wait what if he's a bat guy AND he has rabies

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This fucking sargeant was rolling his eyes at the possibility of transformation but now he's searching for Johnny with his flashlight on the cave ceilings... Who doesn't believe in bats now #monsterdon

They should just take the elevator up to Wayne Manor and have Alfred get them some sandwiches. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

absolutely nothing has happened this entire movie

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so... will the cop kill him and then the lady dies in like a month from the sexually transmitted super-rabies?

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benefits of shooting caves: we can just put people in a dingy room with no lighting and it'll work out

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Maybe it did turn into 1970s porn. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok *back* to the caves *again*

So many Helpful Guys!!!

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This is guano be an epic ending. #Monsterdon

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there can't be much longer in this movie, right? Will there be another batperson?

Will all men in town, please, for god's sake, return your keys to this hotel room!

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

"Last Will and Testament," not TestiMONY you doof #monsterdon

Is the blow out going to be that she's preggers? Are we really going there? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Okay, I like her bell bottom/no bra thing, but I do not want to see them do it.

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Well they finally consummated their marriage. #monsterdon

The hotel bill is going to be murder after cleaning up all the guano.

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#Monsterdon "he literally just nutted in me and turned into a bat"

@trixter @starkraving666 that explains all the paper cuts

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@starkraving666 The director seemed to think sex was a stationary process.

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Dude, it's a motel and you've never heard people screaming? #monsterdon

honestly the whole "it's all in your mind//or *is* it?" is very reminiscent of the one with the leopard

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Yep, he had sex with his wife and left through the window.

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an experienced motelier can always tell which of forty different tenants' screams woke you at 4am

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Did SHE finish?

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Okay but do you KNOW how many monsterfuckers are out there, what are the chances he actually married someone who wasn't into that?

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Okay so did he really turn into a Bat People or are her orgasm screams just really weird?
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Daddy gave mommy rabies.

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Ah, yes! Cathy's getting some of that bat sex!

Umm.

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why did they make the bat fuck, nobody asked for the bat to fuck #monsterdon

It's implied that's he's turning *while* they're having sex, right?

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PSA: Audio recordings of wills are NOT ALLOWED in MANY STATES. Check your state's requirements before recording your will in the dark recesses of a cave.

(I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice.)

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople #MoreLikeBatPersonButWhatever

Is he purring?? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

what kinda transformation kink shit is this #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

#monsterdon Just a reminder : Rabies is spread through bodily fluids.

#Monsterdon He doesn’t become a bat. He becomes a Klingon.

Werebat sex scene? Ewww.
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well now we know where bat boy came from

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WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING BAT MAKEUP!

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never have i wished more that a movie had one of those 65 minute roger corman runtimes #Monsterdon

WHEN DOES THIS COP SLEEP??????

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THERAMIN ALERT!!!

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these two, trying to bone their way out of bat-mania

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this is one hell of an allergic reaction i gotta tell you

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A murderous allergic reaction....

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There are SEVENTEEN MINUTES left #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

"I don't want you to see me"

wait, is he finally going to turn into SOMETHING?

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He bites her... she changes too and they ride off into the moonlight. #happyEnding #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I keep seeing Paul Simon as the protagonist in #TheBatPeople. #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA&t=1s

Johnny can't change Cathy, and nor should he, no matter how many times you try to arouse him you just aren't a guy

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"I'm leaving" and starts to go out the window, natch.

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The sheriff kind of looks like one of his brothers or sisters fathered/mothered Matthew McCaughnehey. #monsterdon

It's over Cathy it's not you it's me #Monsterdon

"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"

>_>

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fuck off indeed, Cop

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The caves are my home! But I will show the world I can be it's master! I will build my own race of ATOMIC BAT PEOPLE!"

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look are we gonna SEE man-bat or what?

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Heeeeeere's Johnny!

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Cathy, seriously. You have always been out of Johnny's league

#monsterdon "Johnny! What's going on?"

"Something you could never understand."

I think he's right. I don't understand it.

#Monsterdon Johnny turned out to be John Merrick.

He's not a were-bat, he's a were-angsty-teenager.

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"he believes it therefore it is true"
what kind of postmodern bullshit is this #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

He's morbin' all over these people

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#Monsterdon in my head this cave tour group is the one from the Bevis and Butthead movie. Bevis gets scratched by a bat and becomes Bat-holio. Butthead just walks around all the time chuckling while repeating “johnny”. I think i just made a better film.