this is only very tangentially related to #monsterdon but do you ever wonder if batman has inoculated the bat population of the batcave against rabies
@CactuarJoe Or we could have rewatched that Gargoyles movie. That was alot of caves and a hundred times more make up effects. And not creepy sheriff.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
I'm not sure how to review this movie but it definitely involves the words "would be a discredit to guano"
Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! See you next week...
Shots fired! Thatβs a bingo! Thanks Sheriff! #monsterdon
another fun #monsterdon! thank you @Taweret for hosting!
#monsterdon FINALLY bat person face!
@SordidAmok oh honestly that would've been pretty great
@strangefour At least Laserblast had the turtle aliens. We got like a full thirty seconds of bat monster here. #Monsterdon
It wasn't even a radioactive bat. There wasn't some environmental shot of toxic waste or any kind of strange government experiment gone wrong. It would have taken like, five minutes. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
of course alternatively, they're both bat people who are about to die of rabies in a cave.
All of you who voted for this, I will forgive you in the fullness of time.
But I'm not ready yet.
On a technical moving making sense, not our worse movie. But it's so boring when it';s not giving me the willies thinking about rabies or hating basically all of the cast.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
In the end, she learned to appreciate bats and they fucked off into The Caves to live happily ever after. Goodnight #monsterdon and thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Nesting Partner: "after that let's watch something uplifting like Black Mirror".
#monsterdon So I guess they're just going to live in a cave and survive by going out every night to eat mosquitos?
@brooke It seemed like they kind of wanted us to think Cathy was a bat person too, but that was very not clear
#Monsterdon how are the songs in this movie *this bad*?
Rack 2
Tiny Screm! TINY Screm! TINY Screm! TINY Screm!!
Cathy has Seen The Way and joins her beloved Bat Man (Norman Bates edition) to live in a cool dark cave happily ever after and even Sargent Bastard dies! :blobaww:
THE END
Thanks for the delightfully awful #Monsterdon @Taweret I love a happy ending even when the movie is mostly crap!
Yep! That sure was a movie.
Noticing more "well I kind of wandered away from the movie to research the history of rabies vaccines" and such in the timeline tonight
#monsterdon Death before Dishonor (by bats).
What a cop-out ending.
Yeah.
Nothing happens, married people whine at each other, and then there's a bat.
The end.
God I hate this movie.
#Monsterdon all in all though I had some good fun, good moments in there. :) Thanks to our dear host @Taweret for organizing as always <3 <3 <3 See you all next week!
She's awfully calm when a strange man let's himself into her room while she is wearing nothing but a sheet.
almost hope there's a sequel where Cathy goes and brutally offs all the people being weird and hitting on her for no reason
#monsterdon
Ah, the ending was so disappointing, it made us forget how bad the rest of the movie was.
#Monsterdon π¦ #TheBatPeople
The script: And she walks slowly into the cave to stand by her man. The end. #monsterdon
And Cathy and Johnny fucked off into the cave...probably literally.
THE END.
It's over.
The last 5 minutes of mild craziness were not worth the other boring 90 minutes.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
That's a nice trench coat to live out your life as a bat in.
what we don't even get to see cathy in bat makeup
#Monsterdon
007 jumps out and offers her a martini
cue Discount Joan Baez song. Credits.
well that was exceptionally gruesome, too.
So I'm not watching #Monsterdon but my timeline right now is a thing of glory. Reminds me of the golden age of Twitter in the days long before that site turned rotten.
Definitely tuning in next week.
Love Theme from The Bat People (reprise) #monsterdon
#monsterdon So, a single human joins a bat colony, and suddenly they're all fighting and dying for him?
That's a lot of loyalty towards someone who was a completely different species than you yesterday.
THE END
Well, at least that bastard cop got his just desserts. Hope everyone had as much fun live tooting it as much as I did!
Big thanks to everyone who makes tonight fantastic including our host @Taweret -- see you next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel!
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#Monsterdon queue the weird acid jazz. At least someone has their lines.
And our monsters fucked off into a sea of guano!
do the monsters actually get a happy ending in this movie? they actually just get to go be a married bat couple in a cave together? hell yeah
#Monsterdon i guess he didn't want to become a bat person too π€·ββοΈ
Rubber batstravaganza #monsterdon
"So I guess we're Bat People now then Johnny?"
#Monsterdon "so... many... teeny tiny fruit bat bites! can't... live"
all cops are batfood #monsterdon
Okay, sure. Bats as flying piranahs.
bats have teeny wittle teefies tho is the thing
I love how Cathy is serene during all of this
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon is she in thrall to his bat-sonar? is she destined to become the bat-queen? i'm getting more into this movie now
i just think we should cut out everything until right now after them falling into the cave
GOODBYE sargent. lololol #monsterdon
that was a warriors death
#Monsterdon Okay. Thats the same berm that ate the cops car before this scene.
@Lazarou
Anti-bat propaganda?
It's raining rotten tomatoes #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974
Kamikaze bats :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon
Like, there wasn't even a really good place to make a Batman joke in here. :/
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Birdemic!
#monsterdon
I like the way Cathy is looking at the sergeant.
Rack 1
And,now, we'lll watch 4 minutes of bats swarming, until the credits roll.
Offputting sex scene number two. Dammit #monsterdon
#monsterdon When you get beaten up in a movie, it's important to get a medical professional to tap you with a piece of cotton or a wet cloth.
Maybe she's also having an 'allergic reaction'.
this movie needs another hour of just Cathy talking to a therapist #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie
Rabies or babies, either are annoying.
So what I'm getting from this is a side effect of becoming a Bat People is becoming a moody teenager.
@SordidAmok No wonder nobody got shot
I'm all for her killing the cop!
#Monsterdon
so she's a bat now too right? bats propagate by making each other come right #monsterdon
oh wait we might actually get bat people plural?? finally? #monsterdon
How is sexual assault/police brutality sheriff still alive?
Oh she hears things now to. A second bat person has hit the screen!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
so also yes, sexually-transmitted werebat-ism confirmed
Man-bat should wonder the American south west, righting wrongs, catching bad guys 'n shit, chased by a reporter named McGee. π
Listen, I'm a cop, you actually expect answersβ½
#Monsterdon
The coffee stains on his fangs!
looks like some of the werewolf makeup we've seen in other movies #Monsterdon
The head TF is⦠well, it's not the star of the VFX, IMO. But it's serviceable. He's gone to bat.
Bats famously beat people with fisticuffs and do NOT bite them if they are law enforcement. #monsterdon
Wait, he *didn't* rip the Sheriff's throat out?
@SordidAmok We demand to see the pink nightie cut! #Monsterdon
Finally! We have a bat man!
Time to put Bright Eyes back in his cage :3 #Monsterdon
would be cool if his bat bros flew down from the ceiling to save him from the sherrif. #monsterdon
well bat escalated quickly
#monsterdon Too bad about his marriage, but Maybe he'll find a nice bat to settle up with.
oh good, bat-guy gets to fuck up the sheriff
foaming at the mouth isn't a good sign he DOESN'T have rabies though
wait what if he's a bat guy AND he has rabies
Strange men entering women's sleeping quarters and offering to be super-helpful is a theme here.
This fucking sargeant was rolling his eyes at the possibility of transformation but now he's searching for Johnny with his flashlight on the cave ceilings... Who doesn't believe in bats now #monsterdon
They should just take the elevator up to Wayne Manor and have Alfred get them some sandwiches. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
absolutely nothing has happened this entire movie
so... will the cop kill him and then the lady dies in like a month from the sexually transmitted super-rabies?
benefits of shooting caves: we can just put people in a dingy room with no lighting and it'll work out
Maybe it did turn into 1970s porn. #monsterdon
