I hope a bat pulls the trigger...

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#monsterdon Seems like it would be difficult to integrate into bat culture if you couldn't fly.

FUCK YEAH! BITE HIS ASS MY LITTLE WINGED FRIENDS!
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Sargent Bastard to Cathy: What's wrong with you?

Dude you're the one who's royally effed up have you SEEN yourself? #Monsterdon

so really there's no problem they just get to be bat people together, maybe now there will be some energy in their relationship now that they have bat things to talk about #monsterdon

Kill! Kill!

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Oh, she has the bat sense, now! Sex with a bat imparts that unto you.

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I'm surprised he hasn't racked that shotgun a few times

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"sergeant, did you try to sexually assault him too?" #monsterdon

Peek a boo!! #monsterdon

I like that the bat drool seems to have burned the Cop's face

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wut, cop is still alive? #monsterdon

@Taweret Look, man, a mannequin was DESTROYED!
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And he's back in the caves again.

Maybe there's a free shuttle that does a hospital - motel - cave loop. One of those hop-on / hop-off sort of deals.

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Gasp.... a Sheriff doesn't follow the Law.....

lol@ 'bat face reveal'

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Go back to the bat cave. Sure. Why not? So much good stuff has happened to you since you went in the first time. #monsterdon

"...Well, I'll be..."

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I was kinda hoping we'd pan to see Johnny hanging from the ceiling naked

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#monsterdon This is the manager. We've got a strict no pets and no bats policy.

Of all the Cathy Browns in the world, she's the Cathy Browniest

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She deserves better than this movie.

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Is he eating her out or what #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Sexy bat love time.....#monsterdon

you think this is a scary scene, but consider you haven't seen Cathy's deviantart account

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District 9 had a similar thing going on, but was a much better movie.

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the allergic people #monsterdon

No, she hasn't seen her husband, she's not lying. #monsterdon

This guy shifts back and forth between the hospital and the remote caves pretty quickly.

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Please let Johnny be full-on bat, now!

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Johnny has come back from the caves because the bats did not accept him...and it's cold and wet in there at night.

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I smell like I sound, I lost and I'm found, and I'm hungry like the bat

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One realistic thing about this movie: she didn't bring enough sweaters for this many days so she has to repeat

How do you kill a bat? Burn it with fire I imagine. Like every other living thing. #monsterdon

What if the Bats don't accept him either?
What then Johnny?

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THERE'S STILL 20 MINUTES.

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And thus, capri sun was invented. #monsterdon

There's a few caverns like this in my part of Virginia. Surprised we haven't had more trans-bat attacks.

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#Monsterdon Johnny is romancing the sink. Next the icebox!

Rabies makes you have sudden, unexpected, powerful orgasms.

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Add some excitement by rotating your video. #monsterdon #tips

#Monsterdon Ewwwww! Eww eww eww! Oh fuck the sheriff is even worse than I thought...

This shithead cop is the new top of the "please kill this character" list

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Now Johnny can kill the cop and the audience doesn't have to feel any remorse.

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Movie what even are you about? I don't like anyone or the plot. We were promised Bat PEOPLE. Plural. Not one man going crazy and a broken marriage.
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I hope Johnny, in his final act of humanity, rips Sergeant Rapey McRapist’s throat out.

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if the sheriff doesn't die by the end of the film, i will be EXTREMELY unhappy.

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Run Cathy, just get in the car and run

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Don't get in the car with creepy cop, Cathy.

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Ewwwwww.....but also very on form for a cop

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We have arrived at the sheriff's... candle lit dinner for two table?
Is he hitting on this married woman? What?
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"it's a bat time-- i mean a BAD time-- to be alone" #monsterdon

That car's so long it took him 5 minutes to walk to the other side.
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Chivalry isn't dead, it's just got a moustache that smells like shitty 50 cent cigars. #Monsterdon

@paco the social commentary in this movie is surprisingly grim #Monsterdon

@wohali Hm, local buses here run $2.25 half a century later.

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oh hey that's right, photophobia is also a rabies symptom

(tbf it's also a symptom of anything that gives you a bad enough headache)

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I can't tell if this is supposed to be a comedic bit or a PSA. What the hell.

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Now we’re serious. Theremin! #Monsterdon

Trying hard not to think about how a barn wino’s trench coat must smell. #Monsterdon

Holy shit ACAB. Pretty nurse gets her throat ripped out and it's a super important police matter. Homeless person dies the same way and it's "a humane act?" Fucking hell that's dark.

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Laying down on the floor and screaming is actually not a good defensive strategy.

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the children^W doctors yearn for the mines^W caves

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I must go. My people are calling me.

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Intoxicated vagrant is the wisest person on the planet in this #Monsterdon universe

I think Johnny's actual bat person origin story is that he's ingested so many random chemicals that he goes blind and has to learn echolocation

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I hope the hobo stares at the transformation, and then his booze bottle and throws the booze bottle away

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It’s Morbin’ time?

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Please, Johnny, kill this drunken barn hobo.

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It's funny how can everyone always find an semi-abandoned barn on these movies...
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Old man got Bingo already!

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Of course the hobo is a Libertarian

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It really feels like the cop is trying to distract from how he couldn't catch a man in a terrycloth bathroom driving in a straight line #monsterdon

Nobody wore seatbelts in the 1970s. Some cars didn't even have them.

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ah good, he's found a barn to cry in

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Wherever they're filming this, the background scenery is kind of sweet

That's definitely what we're meant to be looking at in this chase scene, yup, no doubt about it

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Who ya gonna call?
Ghost-bat busters!

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he's driving like a bat out of hell #monsterdon

Perhaps the lights and sirens aren't helping you get away Johnny?

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"...all units converge!"

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@nev It's an ambulance just like the Ghostbusters car was, in fact, an ambulance.

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Whenever I steal an ambulance, I turn on the sirens and drive like a moron.

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This car chase is more thrilling that usual Monsterdon faire...

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Now man-bats know how to drive a Ghostbusters vehicle.

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His batmobile sucks

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Sign: Hospital, Quiet!

Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon

This sheriff's bad at his job #monsterdon

Ooh, 70s hearse-style ambulance!

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I watched Team America this morning and this is the nightcap. In fact all I've done the last 48 hours is sleep, watch NHL/NBA plaoffs and movies. #monsterdon #IsThisHeaven

But ... #monsterdon

yeah dude we all need help, we chose to watch this

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Stare at your hand, so your hand can turn into a bat.....I've had these drugs....

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When I've had bad dreams they don't contain sick acid jazz soundtracks, that's all I'm sayin' #monsterdon

Would be funny if he is just feverish and the cop is just pinning it on him because he doesn't want to actually investigate
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#monsterdon "Fever, man!"

Skeptical doctor: “There’s no such thing as bats!”
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@Newpa_Hasai He took the hippocritic oath! #bam #Monsterdon

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A monsterdon first: A dr prescribes a sedative for a dude!

"Take these downers, they'll knock out an elephant, but not Ozzy Osbourne, you'll be fine"

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Sgt: "There's been one or two things bothering me. One is a girl who had her throat ripped out, and another is that your wife isn't wearing that nighty you bought for her."

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The real monster was…
[checks notes]
…the male gaze
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