It's like, he wants to be a vampire but nobody told him what a vampire is....
Ahhh - wait a minute, the movie poster had a typo. It's not the Bat People, it's the BATH People.
It's about murderous people in bath robes.
I hope something happens to this cop.
If he's ripping throats out, wouldn't he be covered with blood?
His car doesn't even fit into frame. #monsterdon
Poor forgotten newly wed wife, wondering the streets for cock...
Here comes the helpful Sheriff, well nothing is going to go wrong now! /s
RETVRN to the cave
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon did they just say murdering the homeless man was "a humanitarian act"? π¬
They moved quickly for a hobo in an abandoned barn....
Drunken barn hobo must die.
Sheriff: βDo you recognize this evidence from a murder case that I found it a trash can and Iβve been carrying around with my bare hands?β
Nobody wore seatbelts in the 1970s. Some cars didn't even have them.
The aviators, the cigarette holder, the moustache... creepy cop is giving Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas vibes
Perhaps the lights and sirens aren't helping you get away Johnny?
#Monsterdon oops, those prices. Careful kids. 1974 was a different time.
Now man-bats know how to drive a Ghostbusters vehicle.
maybe turn the siren off during your getaway
This man will do literally anything but fuck his wife on their honeymoon, now he's stolen an Ambulance!
#Monsterdon Johnny is suffering from profound premature ejaculation. His disability is that he canβt reliably stop orgasming.
Johnny, what's wrong? The score is using those synths again!
Skeptical doctor: βPeople die in horrific mysterious ways all the timeβ¦ youβre obviously just imagining killing them!β
#monsterdon
Cigarette holder? Really?
I don't think this man is a real doctor....
And he wakes up back in bed? At least The Werewolf of Washington had our protagonist wake up in weird outdoor places
lol, love this guy's acting, he emotes like a storm drain
Smoking oregano and doing it. They must die.
That's a rather aggressive way to go shopping for a new sweater.
Okay⦠that literal SMASH CUT was AMAZING! #monsterdon
"Are you accusing me of turning into a bat, Sheriff?"
Ah yes, creepy cop. Every town has one.
He's buying a pink nightie for himself - because he's a transgender bat furry.
Hard to tell the Sheriff from the doctor.
#Monsterdon youβre in trouble and we just want to see it get so much worse. We canβt sympathize with shabby Perkins.
"She fell, sideways, into glass and died....happens all the time apparently..."
#Monsterdon Okay, so now the progression is pissing me off. LOL. We are all pissed off for various reasons with this movie. And BONGOS. What!!! bongo drums! Gah!
#Monsterdon Brain damage will improve Johnny.
but we're not gonna let these seizures get in the way of our ski trip.
So THIS is where vaccine hesitancy originated
#monsterdon
I'm sorry, an allergic reaction?
#Monsterdon I can handle one emergency a day. The line that makes me want to slap the producers of this film.
Come for the bats, stay for that mustache.
lol, two sexy lady nurses in the corner, Johnny feels nothing...
...are they trying to inject some heterosexuality into him with that big needle? Is it that sort of 70s movie?
"Who needs doctors? I'm a Wellness Guru, just walk the rabies off, drink some essential oils..."
Big old 70s 'tache on that doctor....
[audience begins chanting in unison]
SNOW⦠BEAST⦠SNOW⦠BEAST⦠SNOW⦠BEAST⦠SNOW! BEAST! SNOW! BEAST! SNOW! BEAST! SNOW! BEAST! #monsterdon
Personally I would have gotten a rabies shot before skiing, you know a 100% death with a cure.
#monsterdon
Day terrors on the ski lift? #monsterdon
"Our honeymoon was getting a little dull, but instead of start having sex, lets get trapped in a cave with some bats?"
Can we please bring back bell bottoms and no bra?
A lot of cactus'? Cactuses? Cacti? #monsterdon
They could've had a bat doing the MGM roar, but they didn't think of it.
#monsterdon
@SordidAmok "The Man Bat and the Woman who Loves Him" maybe a better title. :eyethink:
I think Sherrif Ward blew his brains out with a shotgun because after all the bites he didn't want to turn into a bat person?
Pfft... I would have rather seen that happen after he had sex with Cathy and realized... heh heh heh.
Before I go for the night, I do want to share this sentiment...
That movie treated its female characters like shit.
At the end, Cathy, after presumably turning into a bat woman after sex with her bat husband, did become a stronger character, but for the rest of the film, women were just set decorations.
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting tonight's little film. Have to say it's the first Monsterdon where I really didn't care for anybody in the film.
Best acting was the hobo, followed by Cathy after she embraced her inner Bat Queen.
Never want to see it again, but enjoyed being a part of the shared experience tonight.
@Zerofactorial he's still a middle class white guy under that bat makeup.... #Monsterdon
Disappointed, I was really hoping the sheriff would get bit and turned, so I could say
All Cops Are Batpeople
Dr. Bat wants to check you out with his MRI⦠Midnight Rodent Instincts
#monsterdon
Dr. Bat has excellent bedside manners⦠soft squeaks and gentle wing pats #monsterdon
@yatsu that was a satisfying death #Monsterdon
And it just.... ends. Ha! What a perfect mic drop to end a mediocre at best movie!
So, this movie really was an excuse for the crew to have a ski vacation?
99% sure that's not Carlsbad, too, but some other show cave. They got the desert/mountain town down pretty accurately, though.
@CactuarJoe I would have liked a town fair full of blonde children to have been terrorised #Monsterdon
#monsterdon they're off to make the bat people
I would must rather rewatch Laserblast. That's good bad stupid cheese.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
@brooke When Cathy married Johnny she took on everything, his name, his bat-peoplehood, everything #Monsterdon
That was βThe Bat People.β Brought to you by the abrupt ending. If itβs wrapped up nicely, itβs not #Monsterdon!
I liked the part where the sheriff shot himself for some reason
THE END?!
I have no closure over here. So they just eat rats in a cave and live happily ever after, is that it? Maybe every now and then go on a killing spree...?
Cathy made Johnny orgasm - he turned into a bat, and she screamed. I can't tell if the subtext is subtle or stupid. π€¦ββοΈ
Bats all, folks!
#monsterdon this should be over the closing credits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzAk9dT2jY
That's IT? I guess they lived batly ever after? WOW that was bad. Thanks for the support riffing through that one. Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. At least it wasn't Slugs I guess. Have a great week everyone! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
The bats are attacking with poop?
#Monsterdon so she just fuckered off then. Thatβs it. Underground. I guess, what was I expecting? Eh, it was funny to mock.
I think the very end, Kathy saying goodbye so coldly was the highlight, Good times with all but got to get back to the cave
#Monsterdon
this movie is a parable about how the cult of domesticity and faithful patriarchal monogamy leads a woman to abandon her connection with society to embrace the dark and violent inner fantasies of her husband #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ok i have a bone to pick with this film and that is that it is titled "BAT PEOPLE", plural. I saw exactly *ONE* bat person in this film
I really want Kathy to kill creepy cop
"we really grew closer during our honeymoon!" #monsterdon
You can give a man bat blood, but you can't keep him from blowing his brains out. Thanks #monsterdon folks. Take care. See ya soon.
so nothing happened and then they fucked off into a cave i guess
ty for joining everyone!!!!
lol, and then she just disappears into the cave....classic...
@jonny ikr that sergeant deserves a ticket! #monsterdon
I hope a bat pulls the trigger...
FUCK YEAH! BITE HIS ASS MY LITTLE WINGED FRIENDS!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Sargent Bastard to Cathy: What's wrong with you?
Dude you're the one who's royally effed up have you SEEN yourself? #Monsterdon
so really there's no problem they just get to be bat people together, maybe now there will be some energy in their relationship now that they have bat things to talk about #monsterdon
Oh, she has the bat sense, now! Sex with a bat imparts that unto you.
I'm surprised he hasn't racked that shotgun a few times
"sergeant, did you try to sexually assault him too?" #monsterdon
Peek a boo!! #monsterdon
I like that the bat drool seems to have burned the Cop's face
wut, cop is still alive? #monsterdon
@Taweret Look, man, a mannequin was DESTROYED!
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople
And he's back in the caves again.
Maybe there's a free shuttle that does a hospital - motel - cave loop. One of those hop-on / hop-off sort of deals.