WE GOT TOHO SIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

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@violetmadder @plaidtron3000 Technically Godzilla is naked in every Godzilla movie #monsterdon

woohoo just hit 2k this week! OK I can rest easy now

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS so the actor who played Ichinose? He's a) still alive, and b) has done a LOT of voice and dub work.

Including dubbing the voice of Theoden in The Lord of the Rings. :O

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katsuhiko_Sasaki

Godzilla kept the head. In a jar. In a car. In “Your Self Storage”. #Monsterdon

The moral of the story is putting a huge backstory infodump at the beginning of your story is tremendously confusing and pointless, I don't know why I have to tell a professional filmmaker this #monsterdon

Finally, a proper fucking into the oddly brown sea.

Fucking that's what you get for destroying all the sewage treatment plants in the battle. You have to fuck off into the bay of poop...

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this time Godzilla says goodbye to the humans before fucking off into the sea #monsterdon

Also that red text wasn't translated but I assume it said "The End."

(finally I can go pee)

Two of my favorite things about tonight's #Monsterdon was that I had absolutely no idea where anything was happening at any point in time and that it was really unclear what the stakes were other than "obvious bad thing is obviously bad"

But yeah, MAN there was like eight movies in that movie @_@ #Monsterdon

Forget the monsters, the best part of that film was the ranting mad scientist who looked like Colonel Sanders.

We need more mad scientist #monsterdon films.

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#monsterdon. And a PROPER “fucking off into the sea” ending, thank you!

Ok now it's over. That was amazing #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla thanks again to @tawaret

Well that was absurd. And fun.

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I've not really been paying much attention this movie and I'm also 45 minutes or so behind but apparently the girl is a cyborg and also the alien leader feels it necessary to whip people right before sentencing them to death? What a jerk.

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Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975): 5/5
"what"

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Did he just fall off the edge of the earth? FLAT EARTH IS REAL #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

top 3 best #FuckOffIntoTheSea #FOITS of all time #monsterdon

that's a weird one but I don't really know why it did so badly at the box office, unless I guess people were just bored of it

that was pretty good, i liked some of the sets, it needed more proper fighting but what it had was solid, particularly at the end

maybe a shortened second reel, I think that would've helped

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and as Godzilla fucks off into the sea, we all know the rightful order has been restored. Good job everybody!

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Totally don't understand what the purpose of ripping off the alien's face to reveal that underneath he looks - basically the same but a bit slimy? - was

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Sure Godzilla can smash Mechagodzillas corpse to bits but somebody will just rebuild it again.....

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Katsura: "Mechagodzilla's brain is installed in my stomach!"

Joel and the Bots: "HUH!?!"

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only thing missing from this WWF match is a folding chair and a blind ref
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Damn, how many times Katsura died already?
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illegal explanetary aliens forgot to pay their electricity bill

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a lot of dramatic deaths

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LOOK INSIDE AND YOU WILL FIND

POKEMON

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It really has to be said that Mifune's role in this story is basically that of a Sinster Pokemon Trainer. #Monsterdon

Who choreographed these fight scenes. They are a bit like “the Three Stooges”

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The humans use tinnitus! It's HIGHLY EFFECTIVE!

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I'm pretty sure that many alpha strikes will overheat mechagodzilla

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shutup you

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Mechagodzilla or Infinite fingers Godzilla? #Monsterdon

Titanosaurus using a very unconventional mouth-centric grapple

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Pretty accurate depiction of a Titanosaurus.

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Godzilla's fighting like a Marine

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Explode all the things!

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Did they decide not to fight and just fuck shit up together? I can get behind that
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Superpower: farting?

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hand guns can melt steel beams

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Sweep the leg, Godzilla! Sweep the leg!

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Wait, they blew up *how* much of that set?

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Shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your kaiju
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"Where is Godzilla?!"

Lazy lizard, slacking off!

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It's just as well Tokyo is so big it can just brush off these constant monster attacks.

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Oh no! They've got one of those 70s lights that looks like an atom!

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"Spacemen controlled monsters are attacking our city"

"again?! Fuck's sake..."

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We have come to save Earth from the Earthmen who are destroying it, by destroying it.

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Their health and safety folks are gonna have to have a word about all the welding they're doing with no eye protection, no hand protection, and like 2 feet away from some dudes that are just having a conversation. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Idk what's the point of the aliens, I guess the writers thought it was cool to add them in the story.

Aliens: we put your daughter's brain in Mechagodzilla. Hope you don't mind.

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HOW DOES GODZILLA *AMBUSH* ANYBODY!? #Monsterdon

Are all dinosaurs this durable? Tempted to become an evil scientist and resurrect Compsognathus sp. to check

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#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla Well anyway, Titanosaurus appears from the sea and the humans are like "oh fuck we don't have a sound cannon; better send some fighter planes and cross our fingers guys!"

naturally, a panicked evacuation scene ensues as all the civilians run away. In the background, Titanosaur starts smashing buildings as airplanes and tanks shoot at him.

"We'll have Godzilla fight multiple monsters one after the other! This is a tactic that has never been tried before, and will definitely work! We're geniuses!" #Monsterdon

This scene. #Monsterdon

Ummm FAKE breasts?

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New reaction image just dropped #monsterdon

lol @ Cyborg laser eyes

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I am glad they got real, full-size tanks for this movie.

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Their plan seems overly complex and evil. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne Still makes more sense than Timecode (2000)

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I don't remember the model tanks being that fancy. Also, F4 for the aircraft.

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The 70s fashions of the extras fleeing in panic is intense

Some lovely building smashing there, satisfying

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"They've got special space guns. Anyway, can we go on full alert?"

"Mmm, I dunno, full alert sounds like a lot of work. Could we do half alert? Maybe a brief attentive phase?"

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Echo cackling, very effective at establishing evilness

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Hold up, was that an alien device made of LEGO? lmao

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First vulgarity I have heard in Japanese Kaiju?

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#monsterdon I think we can all agree that the Titanosaurus gargle-howl is hilarious and adorable.

love the little toy tanks in these movies

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Split screen mini monster montages! #Monsterdon

some tea-and then, time for a blowjob helmet #monsterdon

Who the heck was the girl sneaking by in the restaurant?

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ooo nice fourway cutaway to previous kaiju!

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@gnomon they don't make plots like that anymore #monsterdon

Oh looks, it's little red riding hood #monsterdon

"Where they spacemen"

"ok David Bowie, calm it down"

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what the fuck voice was THAT
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I feel like I should have studied before watching this movie #monsterdon

Katsura has a dark secret.

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Heh, Katsura is in a different movie than everyone else. She's doing Emily Bronte in a soap opera while everyone else is sci fi :P #Monsterdon

there's no reason for the aliens' helmets to go this hard #monsterdon

*Shakes fist

"Damn Earthlings"

I hear ya man, I hear ya....

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cyborg woman with a pet dinosaur. how can you not love her? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Alien BDSM moment was unexpected.

would metaphor wear a 'circular firing squad' like this or liek this

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ooh I understood a word! (juu-hachi)

(for context I have been taking Japanese lessons for a couple months)

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Oscillator!

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space titanium!

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hahaha good electrocution death

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A Very Dramatic Electrocution in a sepia-toned flashback.

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so instead of the mile high club he is inviting her to the mile deep club?

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#Monsterdon What possible purpose could those things on the helmet serve sticking out like that? Antennae? Handles? What?

that helmet is a pussy magnet #monsterdon

Dr. Sunk Cost Fallacy seems like a lousy dad

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Space titanium is special #monsterdon

Remember kids, never take space titanium from strangers.

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"That's strange, a gentle dinosaur" - I would think the fact of the dinosaur itself would be the strange thing? But I guess such is life in the Godzilla Cinematic Universe

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I see lots of Fun Retro Control Panels ✅

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