Not the slightest bit of indication in that nightmare that Dupree is right off his rocker, oh my no.

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Why the nightcap? Why did they wear them? Was it just to be silly?

goddamn need an old fashioned honk shoo uniform #monsterdon

I don't think Karkov could only make one sound while moving, so, no. Not Karkov. #Monsterdon

That was one heck of a nightmare! My guy woke up fighting! LOL #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

Of course it was only a nightmare. If the cursed or haunted effigies killed him, then the place would be sold for sure then where would all those evil souls be? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe oh please, NBC at best

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This man needs a hot summer day and an HVAC failure.

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The eyeshadow just keeps getting deeper with each wax figurine. And gender equal, too!
#Monsterdon

10/10, best night cap I’ve seen in a movie in a hot minute!!!

Stripey with a tassel!!!

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so because that happened in a dream that does mean we're not really going to get a wax figure uprising?

#Monsterdon

folks i ate a lot and need a lie down, you'll have to #Monsterdon without me

AND THEN HE WOKE UP

AND HE WAS WAX

(roll credits)

#monsterdon

This is the most ABC Sunday Movie thing we've watched. #Monsterdon

But the first act was all a dream. Will the whole movie be a dream within a dream?
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Why am I always late? I set reminders. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMusuem1973

He rolls over and *BOOM* wax figure in bed.

#Monsterdon

Night Terrors in the Wax Museum

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I've been here the whole time, for real this time! I'm RPing a wax mannequin so I had to wait to speak 🙊

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Phew all of the boring scenes so far were all a dream. #Monsterdon

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I guess Ghengis Khan is a white guy from the Bronx actually

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON

oh wait

huhhuhhuhuhuh huhuh huhuh huhuh huh

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#monsterdon no luck, do I really want to watch on Tubi? Damn

The screws in my parts drawer do this to me too.

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The wax museum owner obviously got his glasses from that one episode of Twilight Zone!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe he is cool! probably gonna be the scapegoat

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is that...the lover of the Russian Queen?

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Even Marx is angry! #Monsterdon

I want Burns to get it, not Dupree.

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That is technically called acting.

#Monsterdon

Noooo not my Carradine, we've only got the one. #Monsterdon

"You know how to play the Marlyin Monroe game, don't you Karkov?
Just put your lips together and blow."

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You could start forest fires with those glasses. #Monsterdon

Feels like we missed a big plot point.

#Monsterdon

BEET
RARE

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#monsterdon This is why you should never own a wax museum.

This ALWAYS happens.

Tish! You spoke French!
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Does the rich American count as wicked, or just annoying?

Asking for my bingo card.

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WHAT'S THAT VOICE FR-oh never mind, it's just the guy who lives in the gutters, he's cool. #Monsterdon

Wax robots, that's what these must be. #Monsterdon

"Good night Karkov...
... we'll do the Marlyn Monroe game next time."

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Was she giving Karkov an upskirt deliberately? #Monsterdon

She was Nancy in Oliver, wasn’t she? #Monsterdon

Oh that gimmick w/ the lighter to lure her in was slick. #Monsterdon

when you’re filming a horror movie and the director wanders into a bar for three weeks of shooting #Monsterdon

I’m still waiting for someone to get murdered #Monsterdon

Clock and Horn has a real clock, but a fake horn.

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OMG consistency in the soundtrack!

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Shut up you dour old man this was the best part of the movie
#Monsterdon

Like a moth to a flame.

#Monsterdon

I hope she sings some Nine Inch Nails next.

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Cheerio, I'm off to get me 'ead lopped off! #Monsterdon

I wish people would pay me not to sing. I’m not singing all the time for free. #Monsterdon

Movie, we know her singing sucks, but do the people in the movie have to know it too? Are we supposed to hate everyone? Why is hating all the characters such a common Monsterdon thing?
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#monsterdon okay so that thing with using "an" in front of a word beginning with "H" is due to Cockney? I always thought it was folks trying to be extra _fancy_

Cheerio, Guv'nor. #Monsterdon

place your bets on who among this group of people in this room dressed in muted colors except one very obvious person will be the victim

#monsterdon

Ah, it's not just a bar, it's a protection racket
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Yeah, that's how I'm feeling about the singing, too.
#monsterdon

She could get work at an Addams Family reunion.

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A funeral dirge? This is more like a funeral pop song. #Monsterdon

Oh sweet, lady found the Cup of Christ. #Monsterdon

later, she's going on a three hour tour

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I don't like this Mr. Burns

I don't care for the way they're treating Karkov.
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"He's just a good ole' boy" Never doin' no 'arm. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

Amos Burns while Tim Foullies. #Monsterdon

They missed a trick not rhyming "Me mum's a draper" with "if there's a corpse, Karkov will (feed a grape to) her."

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@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net Whereas if she were wearing yellow, it would mean you can climb her!
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"you'd look good in wax" is probably not a line in this #monsterdon

#monsterdon "There are institutions for freaks like him!"

Way to make a sale, buddy.

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Cor blimey, guvn'r. Fancy a knees-up?

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Wait… this is a musical?

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what the ginger haired torch singer?

Oh god, it's a musical number :/ #Monsterdon

Ah, come for the waxworks, stay for the Saloon

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She's wearing red. That means she's really friendly. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

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Father's carving tombstones all day looong..
She crrons..

and everybody with the hooves was clomping, clomping

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If she breaks out into “I’m Tired” this will be the greatest movie that ever was.

#Monsterdon

MEanwhile, on the Universal Studios lot...
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“Are you stalling me just to jack up the price?”

I mean, if I were the guy and I didn’t want to sell, yes. Yes, I would be jacking up the price.

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It looks like an accident in the Holoshed.

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Movie, you're going to have to do better than this to overcome Twilight Zone's "The New Exhibit".

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This Amos fellow is a real prince 🙄

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Yup. That's an American businessman.

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So much for the ADA...

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That was an absurd jump?

What institutions accept monster orphans #Monsterdon

"I'm starting to think strange things"

Mate that's just a kink manifesting, don't worry about it

#monsterdon

I have seen many a wax museum located or themed horror movie over the years. Never see tonight's #Monsterdon, Terror in the Wax Museum.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/185495

Already off to a creepy enough start. We've established Chekhov's boiling vat of wax, a common fixture of the sub-genre.

"I feel like I'm actually living with them! And like any of my roommates, I will readily dismantle them for parts for even a minor imperfection!"
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I spent too much time in the sun today and all my Terror Wax melted, plus I have to catch up on some work, so sadly I am unable to partake in tonight's #Monsterdon :blobsad: If all goes well I will be back next week though. Have fun everyone!

John Carradine not sitting in a chair for a whole scene? Moving from one set to another? He's still old here but they got him to act! Did they give him actual money to act or did he used to care?
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Right! So these guys don't waste ANY time being creepy at all. Don't even ease us into it.

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