Right! So these guys don't waste ANY time being creepy at all. Don't even ease us into it.
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#monsterdon you can actually stay in the Borden family death house and take a nap on Lizzie's Dad's death couch which looks to be lovingly re-upholstered
Oh this guy is an American gangster. I can tell from the coat. #Monsterdon
i could use a bloody mary right about now
When she saw what she had done. Gave her father 41. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
@steggy Being weird and mooching off you tonight if you don't mind. I probably won't post much (and will untag you after this one).
If it's not imported from France, it's only sparkling decapitation. #Monsterdon
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and the great @cherizilla has given us a custom waxy bingo stamp outstanding!
I can hear you!
I bet this place smells like Yankee Candle's butthole.
Is this the same story as the Vicent Price version that was the same story as the 1933 version? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
Remelting wax that's been dyed multiple colors? I guess you can use it for structural purposes...?
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This is the Hume Cronyn of movies.
#monsterdon #avClub If you somehow got the same copy as Tubi, there's letterboxing and whatever the opposite of that is, in VLC I'm finding cropping it to 16:9 relieves _most_ of that
A most sensitive creature. #Monsterdon
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ooooo it's time it's time!
@CactuarJoe so just normal colonel sanders then
The Clock and Horn *giggle*
This movie appears to have aged well in the opposite sense of the word well.
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I went to a restaurant in NYC in 2002 that had this exact same decor.
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so I guess that big vat of wax is the average color of a wax statue
Lol, playing on the dust to dust phrase, I see what you did there movie #Monsterdon
"As you can see we're already padding the movie" #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
"Dupres, my time is valuable! Unlike the time of the audience."
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Mad scientist with a hunchback minion. Not a stereotype or anything.
Why does hot wax bubble so much?
Ok. IMDB says β73, but stillβ¦ Close Encounters came out in β77.
I think we just edited around a nude woman...
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Terror in the Wax Museum (1973) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0070783
Is this exploiting the disabled, or providing reasonable accommodation?
This is plagiarised from Carry On Screaming, yeah?
These costumes are straight from Spirit Halloween #Monsterdon
βThey float, Georgie, and when youβre down here with me, youβll float, too.β
I should probably grab another whiskey before we get too far into this. #monsterdon
That's a lot of melted butter. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
I dunno, I just don't think I'm that scared of a monster I can defeat with a wick and a match.
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Karkov is a hurting unit.
Oh Torgo, use your words. #Monsterdon
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Karkov's sweater is a perfect weird henchman sweater
We have the Hunchback at home. And we named him after Boris Karloff.
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that is some made-for-NTSC-grade makeup too
Is that dust going to be there for the whole movie ? Oh wait, now itβs on rhe bottom right. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
IGOR, MORE WAX
Watching to see if Igor's hump moves from one side to the other.
The screenplay writer was drunk the whole time, so they just credited him this way.
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#monsterdon preemptively fucking up by not checking the audio before showtime and still trying to figure out how to turn Rifftrax off oops
@Lazarou It really adds something to the film <3 #Monsterdon
"Making your way in the world yesterday takes everything you got.
Getting away from all that sorrow sure could mean a lot..."
"... there's a place that you can go (the sewer) where everybody knows your name (Laurie Mell)..."
CHUDs!
Soups ready!
"Somewhere on a studio backlot with a fog machine so you know it's London..."
Director Georg was an outlier and should not have been invited
to make a film
β« IIIII'M GETTIN' MARRIED IN THE MOOOOORNIN-- oh, sorry, wrong movie #Monsterdon
That producer is an authentic Pratt #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
I did NOT read that sign as "clock"
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HORSIE
With Steven Marlo as Bizzarro Ernie.
Special Guest Appearance in a _movie_? Is this another TV series?
How is this movie from 1976? It looks like the 50s or 60s.
Not Lucy Liu, who is later.
This is already feels like a "made for TV" movie #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
I was thinking about skipping out tonight, but then I twisted my knee on an after dinner walk so it's not like I'm gonna be doing anything else but sitting here watching John Carradine in a bad movie.
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I would have liked to have been a lamplighter.
Okay, I do actually kinda like the credits.
The "Cheers" font is fitting with a black-and-white opening montage, but not the tone of the intro.
Hey, new followers! #Monsterdon is starting now! Mute me, mute the tag, or see a whole lot of toots about a movie about⦠(checks notes)⦠a wax museum???
Youβve been warned
Stephen Marlow, as the blob
Sounds like there's kind of a Clue aspect to this one
The music is setting an unexpected mood...
#monsterdon This slideshow is proudly presented in ditherscope! #terrorWaxMuseumDamnNearKilledEm
Dr. Zaius and the cranky old geezer #Monsterdon
A mild upset in the candle gallery!
Coming out strong with β Fun Title Font! Spooky. #monsterdon
Okay fam, I know the cast is amazing, butβ¦
DIED IN VIETNAM
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What happened to Elsa Lanchester?
Ray Milland AND John Carradine?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wa are go for #Monsterdon
enjoy the movie folks! #monsterdon
We have to put on our B-game tonight! @evanβs got his eye on us!
"Some of the most fiendish monsters in all of history.
Murderers, Canibals.
No literal fiends or literal monsters though."
BCP=Bing Crosby Productions #Monsterdon
Wait, I'm unclear, can we tell the living from the dead?
GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE GOT ALL THE WAXY RESIDUE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!