Your talents for crafting murderous wax figures are wasted here I tell you, wasted !
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"I'm the girl's legal guardian until she comes of age."
"When will that be?"
"In about five years ago."
Where do I know the legal guardian lady from?
'His will wasn't among his papers".
So it can't've been of value, by inference, then.
"I'm the girl's legal guardian until she is of age..." When is that, when she's 30?
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@Taweret He shaved for this role.
@cocaine_owlbear So the murderer is either Sergeant Hawks the police expert on Jack the Ripper, or the rich guy who wanted to buy the museum, or his niece the heir, right? #Monsterdon #TerrorintheWaxMuseum
Wait Jack the Ripper was only 10 years ago? I'm not sure the suits are that period accurate then. They young guy's suit is probably fine, but the rest look more recent.
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Did this lawyer seriously not keep a copy of that will?
Wait!π€ Are the visitors coming in to be counted as one of the murdered ones?
Julia can smell money in Meg's future. #Monsterdon
βThe real Jack the Ripper, you didnβt find him did you?β
Reaction: Smirk.
Just to warn you: she's a screamer.
Anyone catching Dr Oz vibes from that dude?
This dude brought the ladies for this party. Class. #Monsterdon
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I cops gonna cop - I've explained it twice!
#monsterdon I see we've got Temu Eliza Doolittle to entertain us
ENTER ADDITIONAL CASTING
Some of our time is missing, and I'm sure we're about to be mugged for another hour-twelve.
#monsterdon "Treated him like a son, some say not without reason" you can NOT be implying that this Dupree _fucks_.
RED JACK
RED JACK
(sorry)
"Is there anything of value missing?"
"I don't see anything here."
Either he's throwing shade on how poor Dupres was; or he doesn't understand the "taking away" part of the crime of theft.
I'm no medical expert, but I'm pretty sure that's a knife, not a scalpel.
Wow, counting out the Torgo early in the picture! Guess they've got another red herring planned instead. #Monsterdon
you see, the stabbing was in a state of quantum superposition...
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Oh hey it's that guy!
It feels weird that I think the acting quality has done down a little now that John Carradine is gone. I've only ever seen him being dreadful in movies.
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Hope Carradine got paid well for a day's fine work.
Can someone off Winston Dickhill already
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"But he could figure he'd be out of a home and a job."
And you expect that he thought that killing Dupree would fix that? Does nobody think in this movie?
@rebeld@cosocial.ca some kind of State of disbelief
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Where did mock-Igor get all those photos of the singer?
If he's a deaf mute - telling him Duprey was killed isn't going to do much
Is that a young Sloth?
Mmmm pictures of a cheap woman. #Monsterdon
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Even wax figures hate unbridled capitalism
did I call it or did i? (low hanging fruit)
Karkov's "I was too busy upskirting a bad singer to be murdering Scrooge" alibi also due for intense scrutiny.
every museum had a work program back then, you know
Is it weird that this scene is making me hope this film is about to turn towards Rocky Horror Picture Show-esque antics?
The way he licks his lips makes me wait for him to say "Y'wanna know how I got these scars?"
MOIDER! MOIDER MOST WAXY.
I should have counted the merciless melting down of Marie Antoinette at the beginning #Monsterdon
ooooh finally a character that understands the real meaning of "last one to see him alive"
No wonder this guy is selling his museum. If he don't shot the lights off at night, how he expect to pay for His bills.
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John Carradine and Ray Milland are not on set at once because... budget?
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He made me a generous offer I couldn't refuse!
Ray Milland is the Man w/ the Flexner eyes #Monsterdon
The crack detective already finding holes in his "I'm not a murderous waxwork" alibi.
I don't think Ray even bothered to read the script. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
Ah the mysterious 5th type of locked room mystery: a living wax statue did it. #monsterdon
Well, inspector, I think we can wrap this up easily enough. The murder was committed by that guy who is incompetently disguised as a wax Jack the Ripper.
Some part Carradine had in this. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
"I am not a legal partner. England won't recognize our relationship for over a century." #Monsterdon
Someone should have straightened Ray Miland's tie.
Terror In The Wax Museum: A Glass Onion Movie
Locked Room Mystery: Wax Edition
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Dressing gowns and caps need to come back in fashion
every day is shut the fuck up friday
@paco "You ladies have got a touch of the jim jams!" -- Bobby, #Monsterdon #TerrointheWaxMuseum
What country are we in?
"Well, he's a suspect, ain't he inspector?"
I mean, yes, but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
Where's Sherlock and Watson when you need them?
In retrospect, insisting on actual weapons for the exhibits may not have been the safest plan. #Monsterdon
I mean, Iβd scream if I saw a face in the sewer, too, and I live smack dab in suburbia
Woman told to calm down β (damn jim jams!) #Monsterdon
Why is Karloff living in the upskirt suite?
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Lady you seem to be awfully familiar with monsters from the chamber of horrors π€
I'm guessing all the "on-screen kills" will be edited out - no #bingo
Jim jams? #Monsterdon
a touch of the JIM JAMS!? #monsterdon
Don't mind me, I just have a touch of the jim jams.
@moira yeah there is some unusually competent filmmaking work being done
(and some other stuff)
πΆ until we found
the sea of blood πΆ
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That one looked like a Shire horsie!
"It's OK, I'm not really selling the Wax Museum. I didn't... seal the deal."
#monsterdon I'm not going to tell Jack the Ripper how to murder, but he sure holds his knife weird.
wow that was an abrupt music cut
the first thing they'll tell you about running a wax museum is that you should not live in the wax museum #monsterdon
Mr. Burns is gonna take the wax figures to a place called Springfield.
Is Dupree going to be visited by three ghosts that try to convince him not the sell the haunted wax museum? #Monsterdon
I think I'm learning that the only way to bounce back from a psychotic delusion is to just let it play out. Thanks movie!
y'know they are doing some subtle things in this and I appreciate it. little posture changes in the wax dummies that make it feel like motion when you honestly aren't sure
you see, the cuts are so quick because the actors couldn't stay still long enough to look convincing.
There was Time!
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Uncle Fester at the meat grinder.
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I have weird nightmares too...
Old timey sleeping cap and night gown.
Fashionable Ebeneezer.
Not the slightest bit of indication in that nightmare that Dupree is right off his rocker, oh my no.