And here we have aracanidae, the spiders. Our finest collection. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

Always alliterate about awful actors of atrocities

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We want the ripper not a belly tipper! #Monsterdon

Karkoff oughta get into punk or death metal. No lie, he'd make friends.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverWax

Cop putting the make of the rich heiress?

#Monsterdon
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"Horrible people."

I thought she meant the ghoulish glee of their customers.

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@Taweret He always kills. Heh.

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Oh boy someone's getting a spanking when that couple gets home. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lucretia McEvil!

Bluebeard has another name? I have never heard of him called Comara the Accursed.
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Lizzie Borden took an axe.
Buried her mother in tons of wax..
That is wrong, sir.. I think someone put opium in your pipe..

The most infamous murder: This guy you've never heard of!

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well would you look at that the song is actually named ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ta-ra-ra_Boom-de-ay

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Comara the Accursed? What? #Monsterdon

@xerozohar One more boom mic sighting and we get a free drink! #Monsterdon

RE: https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/116632627571112922

The British ACAB refrain! #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

No it's not really amusing

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"as real as my sideburns"

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Ta ra ra more boom in frame dee yay

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I do enjoy Ray Milland tho

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#monsterdon I only ever heard it as "and when she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41" 😕

Has anyone ever made a Lizzie Borden musical?
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that is not the correct tune

Saw a boom mic hanging down a second ago

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HA!! I knew it! Jack The Ripper was a cop all along! #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

Lizzie Borden's mom can get it #Monsterdon

BOOM MIC

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Someone really should have a street meat cart setup outside the museum

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BOOM MIC!

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and here's the rest of our gruesome murderer lineup, with stories!

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Who among us has not strangled innocents to pass the time while on the job #Monsterdon

Does anyone else know the camp song Jonny VerBeck? #monsterdon

Long pork sausages #Monsterdon

Uncle Fester? #Monsterdon

Well everyone needs a hobby. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

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"And that was only while you were waiting in the queue"

there he would murrrrrrder them

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Oh, this would have been back when coal gas was a thing, wasn't it?

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@amyfou A character worth rooting for: Karkov or Jack the Ripper? #Monsterdon

Oh I know that list, that's who Hedley Larmarr is hiring in Blazing Saddles #Monsterdon

RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116632594413618649

Judging by all the Regency/Victorian romance novels I’ve read, definitely option B

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Why did they Brundlefly together Michael Palin and Roddy McDowall?
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Every patron attempting a SAN check upon first sighting Karkov. #Monsterdon

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Did the cops have Prussian war helmets in London?

COME! SEE THE *NEW* MURDER SCENE!

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Kill the Cockney crones. #Monsterdon

Looks like they moved their Bobby

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oohhhhh the murder was just a publicity stunt! that tracks.

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Ladies, if you believe there's a murderer inside, why are you standing in line to enter? #Monsterdon

The niece did it!

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#monsterdon She's a resevoir for a stew of wonders and magical scents. Ahem…

I like my Monsterdon films like I like my women… slow and incomprehensible

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Seen an axe and a knife but still waiting on a sword

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Is this a class thing? #Monsterdon

@jonny So romantic. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

OH BUT FOR THE LOVE OF MISS MELL!

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That one actor looks just like Frank Costansa. It's definitely not that actor though. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

It was driving me crazy trying to figure out where I'd seen Ray Milland... It was Columbo! He was on an episode of Columbo!

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This bartender is so chatty he feels like a Dick Wolf character. #Monsterdon

Are we sure that’s not Michael Palin? #monsterdon

sickly sweet music plays while zooming in on the seeming love interest guy with a backdrop of a gimp mask and guillotine

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Wow, this man ain't been dead one day and she wanna move in already? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

a pint and a chat, and he died just like that.

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One might think it would have stopped being a real estate transaction by now but noooooo

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I should have found a subtitle file for this, the audio quality of this file is horrid

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Good distraction there, Hawk. Send the ghoul upstairs for some free coveting. #Monsterdon

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They gave Karkov all the best lines.

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"if there's no will"

Lady, he *had* a will; he just intended to change it.

Apparently English law doesn't work right, though.

Uh don't turn your head while talking to him, okay, there you go. Reading lips doesn't work through backs of skulls #Monsterdon

produced by Bing Crosby??

guess he had Minute Maid money for it
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combination wax museum and boarding house, really

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"That's crass and ghoulish."

Did that lawyer look around at the exhibits?

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CRASS AND GHOULISH!

What an act they had. She juggled snakes and he jumped through an ironing board.

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Did Julia wander in to this story from an Austen novel? #Monsterdon

The Columbo we have at home is Dr Zaius?
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"That's crass and ghoulish.
In no way in keeping with our classy display of sensationalised historical murderers".

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Hold on, Dupree was going to update his will, not write it. Wouldn't the old will be in place? Why is everyone acting like there's no will?
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Wait a minute. Is that AUNT HARRIET??
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“Dear morbid souls”

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"Oh, I forgot all about my partner's disabled person that he treats like a son"

Seems sus to me

#monsterdon honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be modern day or Jack the Ripper times

@CactuarJoe aww did I miss it? I was typing T_T

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#monsterdon Sure, don't worry about lawyers and executors, let's just argue about the will right here in the lobby.

I'm not sure I true Temu Michael Palin as an investigator. Honestly, I wouldn't even trust him as a crooked parrot salesman.

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gonna turn it into a strip mall

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@north Cowardice. #Monsterdon

More films should have guillotines casually in the background. They're evergreen

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Whatever. More cockney music hall!

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Jinx, now there's a secret passage somewhere. #Monsterdon

Whoops, boom mic. Big time. #Monsterdon

@moira lol we posted nearly the same thing... great minds and all

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"Killed by a righthanded man"

I would pay SO MUCH MONEY for media wherein a lefty is the killer but because the methods used involve righthanded tools, the lefty keeps getting away with it because righties just don't understand how much ambidexterity is forced upon lefties.
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You designed and fashioned all the good WhAT? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

What is we compress all the wax figures into a singular MUDERSPHERE?

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@dogwelder

Like in "The Importance Of Being Earnest."

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I'm sure the ripper just flinched right now
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Meg was doing all this just to get a private museum tour for free.

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that younger guy is reminding me of topher grace kinda

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Your talents for crafting murderous wax figures are wasted here I tell you, wasted !

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