OH God... don't be blaming this man for everything that happens, please? Ugh!

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Karkov would probably be a lot more comfortable if he took off that clown makeup.

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Wait! I know who did it! #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

@cocaine_owlbear Typical stalker. Said he was going home and just made excuses to linger...

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@CactuarJoe you see, he makes women scream so the milk will curdle like blood *taps noggin*

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Imagine if this were a wax museum of philosophers. You'd have Marx trying to bodyslam Neitzche at 3am.

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The deaf guy was eavesdropping through a keyhole #Monsterdon

The executioner invisible except for three face circles is way funnier than it should be.
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Why was you just outside, sarge?
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Wait, you're telling me that after a day in the museum people *didn't* go to the pub?

How effing expensive are those tickets???

Is ... Julia ... Nursey? (Black Adder sense) #Monsterdon

Give the detective a hand... Ladies and Gentlemen! #Monsterdon

Jack the Milk Spiller #Monsterdon

Meg really ought to do a runner. She clearly has no interest in the place. Maybe she can take Karkov.

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Living in a museum would be pretty cool.

Even a museum of death.

"Please believe me, Sergeant"

"No thanks."

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#monsterdon I like that late 60s/early 70s movies think a half-updo with curls is flawlessly Victorian, and not just the kind of contemporary hairstyle Loretta Lynn was doing for TV appearances

@CactuarJoe ACAB (all cows are bovine)

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Dude just walked into the camera. What a professional #Monsterdon

at least grind down the knife blade there's absolutely no reason for a knife on a wax murderer to be kept in stabbing condition #monsterdon

You were having hallucination from the lamp fumes! It happens all the time!

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A fine guardian she turned out to be.

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Let me throw away this perfectly destructive HOT oil lamp and hold still while I get stabbed.... I'm just a giiiiiiirrrll. 🤮 #Monsterdon

My god, I've never seen a milk spill like this in all my years on the force. #Monsterdon

What, Meg lives? :fudge:

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Was Temu Palin just… hangin' out and plain' Nintendo? Why was he right fucking there?

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Meg is so sweet, I hope she's the final girl #Monsterdon

y'know if they're gonna wax somebody they shouldn't do it to someone carrying an oil lamp

they're flammable

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Looks like Jack's losing his touch. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

take that fucking knife away from the statue #monsterdon

He's checking her eyes to make sure she's not on drugs #Monsterdon

"Hmmm. the old man was killed in here alone just last night. I think I'll wander in here alone tonight and see what it's like."

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Lucky the lamp didn't start a fire...

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I can't believe they have Ruth Buzzi in the guillotine.
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Um, has anyone checked the museum for gas leaks? Two people now seeing wax statues coming to life.
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"I hadn't thought of feeding him"

Wow. This Julia is a peach!

saw that coming

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Vaguely {"Star Trek"*}-y music.

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*The original, "Star Trek: Those Old Scientists", series.

"You've been Jacked!" #Monsterdon

I think if I were making a movie set in a wax museum, I might invest in some cast mannequins so I could avoid using people or having actual wax melt. #Monsterdon

I'm bailing on Karkov's behalf.
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"pisst, hey WaxJack, my shitty guardian is upstairs, wanna have a go?"

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This Julia woman is hideous. #Monsterdon

That wax lady was moving so much! My God... she almost dropped her wax drink.

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@pngwen I mean, foreshadowing, right? #Monsterdon

I like how with Lucretia we aren't even trying to make her look like wax.

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I SEE YOU MOVING BORGIA

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That kerosene lamp with the frilly parabolic focuser is something else..

HONK SHOO wow we are laying it on thick, huh #Monsterdon

Why's her lantern not making it brighter where she is #Monsterdon

It’s more like a wax foyer

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I keep expecting her to get murdered and she just doesn't, I can't tell if I'm disappointed or just surprised. #Monsterdon

I want Karkov to survive, but I also expect him to do something awful in the third act.

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Every time the music swells I get my hopes up and every time I get let down
:( :( :(
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to keep continuity after the owner was murdered and the business was taken over by some random old woman, make sure you make sure the current employees know they are valued by taking away the key because you don't trust them #monsterdon

I like that she's nice to Karkov #Monsterdon

Cops' pretty pissy for a romantic lead. #Monsterdon

Wow. Store Brand Aunt Harriet is a real peach.

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@CactuarJoe This lady's kind of a jackass. "Jack-ass"

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Meg's outfit is a combination of spinster schoolmarm and Angel of Death nurse #Monsterdon

What if the museum kills everyone except Julia?

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Is the wax vat coming back into it? I mean that seems like an awfully expensive set to build for just an opening shot or two.

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Gotta love a was pervy getting stared at by his presumable wife?

The person playing Julia is a terrible actress.

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"I haven't thought of FEEDING him."

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begin Night Two at Waxy's.

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Julia is looking more and more dunkable with each line of dialog.

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@davesdogmaggie Nice! Inclusive. I like it. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

"Surely WE'RE not suspects."

Yeah, we're just the ones with the most to gain from the old man's death, surely the fact that we lied about our whereabouts is besides the point! #Monsterdon

I hope Julia dies next

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Yes! Take the key! Also, change the locks!

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Saying "surely we're not suspects" is the secret incantation that gets you absolved of guilt

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"Surely, we, the aggressive heirs, aren't suspects in the murder of the property holder?" #Monsterdon

@ohiofi

🤣

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oh, this museum presenter is proto-Doctor-Scott!

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@jivens the candles in particular probably make the figures mad

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Eww, guy with the Colonel Sanders tie. You are a creep and a ghoul and I bet this movie has nothing good planned for you

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"Keep your hands off Jack and he'll keep his hands off you!"
And that's how you know how dated this movie is. If it were more modern, we'd be drowning in "hear me out" posts.
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#monsterdon Jack is in a brown suit, very close to us... so close... in mah pants! ;)

This guy who failed to catch Jack the Ripper is awfully confident that it's not Jack. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe triple fusion!

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@arrjay The police didn't confiscate Jack the Ripper's "scalpel", the supposed murder weapon? #Monsterdon #TerrorintheWaxMuseum

@diazona

Modus operenduses?

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are you jack the ripper, ray milland?

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That's a double-headed axe, not one for chopping wood.
Sideyeing ol Mister and Missus Borden hard.
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“He could be watching this very movie right now” #monsterdon

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Wow. They're just out here staying in the house immediately after the murder? Seems like they would gather evidence for longer than that.

Jack the Ripper. Followed by Jack Frost and Jack o' Lantern #Monsterdon

"With that same scalpel he has in his hand right now."

A little on the nose, no?

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Allow me to show you one of the greatest killers of all time: #monsterdon

Every weekend hundreds of people lose hours on terrible films. We think it has killed more than a person-year so far. Can no one stop it?

Flexner knows how to work a crowd. #Monsterdon

I'm sure glad this movie comes with a full-length wax museum tour.

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The glacial pace feels more like

Boredom at the Ice Capades

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And here we have aracanidae, the spiders. Our finest collection. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

Always alliterate about awful actors of atrocities

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