"Are you sad because your flower is fading" no he thought it was an ice cream #Monsterdon

She doesn't even have a stage to sing on. No wonder she only has one song.

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He wants to drink coffee creamer?

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#monsterdon Who's got morbid clap? The singer does! Itchy itchy clap. Seems to get better after nickel night down at the wharf…

The singer did it.

No she didn't, I would have remembered something that interesting happening. #monsterdon

The bar should buy the wax figures. They'd fit right in.

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Gee, I wonder of the guy who bought the waxworks is the next to die?

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'Karkov*, you must not grieve for Uncle…you _know_ that he’s now in a better movie….'

*(now 'Karkiv')

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okay so what did half and half mean then because if he's drinking cream in pre-refrigeration london

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Oh god, another musical number :/ #Monsterdon

He's in a good mood now that he's spent money. Again, typical American. #Monsterdon

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#Monsterdon

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I heard "Shaka Khan" not shock of corn. Good thing I have captions

Maybe her singing it's bad? But I really don't like the style.
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Karkov was eventually inspired to follow his love's career path and become a singer.

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Are there other pubs in London?

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Does she only know the one song?

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This singer is EVERYTHING.

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If anything happens to Karkov, I am going to be so mad at this movie!

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Mmmm she's serving jaw dropping mons #Monsterdon

"You mustn't grieve about Uncle. He's in a better place now. A wax mannequin."#Monsterdon

Ray Milland, holding a knife of his own and standing in a pool of blood: "All you had to do was pay me a liveable wage."
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This movie will be worth being boring if it's Karkov who solves the murder.
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Vampirism now?

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Julia is the real monster.

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@CactuarJoe Oh yeah, he's gonna die real bad. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

This doctor has a certain Stewie Griffin-throwing-a-tantrum energy about him

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I bet that's the real head, not a wax one
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S.H.U.T.
UP.
HAWTHORNE.

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Welp, he's gonna die next. #Monsterdon

@strangefour I was thinking the same thing. It seems sensible that he might have made a figure of himself.

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#monsterdon Is there another entrance to the basement?

Yes, but it's just painted on.

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I wish you luck with the monsters..

So he's buying ... the contents? But not the building? #Monsterdon

watching all the entrances

maybe

🎶 HE CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW 🎶

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I've just realised who Karkov reminds me of.
The sensational Alex Harvey.

He's a spitting image, right down to the stripey top.

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Torgo like "don't look at me, pig"

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Karkiv studied under Olivier.

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Some other way into the museum? Like ... a storm grate? #Monsterdon

Detective, this whole thing is gauche.
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#monsterdon "Surely we're not suspects"

Haha no no, don't be ridiculous. You're girls

"Now over here, beside Chekhov's Wax Pot, we have the dearly departed's...head."
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"If he hadn't been killed, he would have definitely wanted to be killed & made a wax mannequin" #Monsterdon

'salright? 'salright. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

Whoa dude death masked himself #Monsterdon

I asked for Ophelia's speech and I get the witches "bubble buble" speech? Close enough.

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HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN

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Can the wax figures get on with it and kill Burns and Hawthorn?

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Benefit of a classical education...

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Shortest period of mourning ever.

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An American villain named Mr Burns?? Well, this comes out of nowhere! #Monsterdon

no one has considered moving, SPECIFICALLY, the Jack figure.

weird.

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Ha ha dry British humor in a soaking British storm #Monsterdon

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Do the ladies have... frilly umbrellas?

Poor Karkov is really sad. Well, at least someone is.
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"Mourning? At a FUNERAL? Why, I can hardly believe the cheek!"
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She's speaking English loudly & slowly to him because he's American. #Monsterdon

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Another Monsterdon unexpectedly about real estate transactions

BTW, Miss Hawthorne dropped off my “characters I like” list a while ago now

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Get in the grave, Julia.

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The movie giveth and the movie taketh away, eh Torgo? #Monsterdon

ice cream?

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No funeral is complete without at least one person throwing themselves onto the casket. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

SHUT. UP. HAWTHORNE.

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⁉️ WAXY TRIVIA 🦎

Crosby invested in Ampex to help expand production of their tape recorders. He gave one of the first Ampex Model 300 recorders to his friend, guitarist Les Paul, which led to Paul's invention of multitrack recording. (Continued)

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I want Karkov to do Ophelia's flowers speech.

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Karkhov is my kind of man, get those tears out, king! Not like those stuffy men in hats

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Karkov has delivered the most emotion in this film.

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First his wax love interest, now Dupree, Karkov is not having a good week.

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Sunniest English day this year!
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Karkov must be so traumatized #Monsterdon

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I'm starting to feel like Karkov at the funeral. Do better, movie.

Karkov:" Who varnished this thing?? It's hideous!!" #Monsterdon

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Maybe she just has narcolepsy and it was all a dream just like her uncle

I was ten years old before I realized that they don't wait for rain to hold funerals.

TV kinda fucks you up.

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#monsterdon So the detective's plan was to personally watch the place all night and then work the next day?

Guy's got energy.

Karkov auditioning for a part in the US comedy-drama "Six Feet Under".

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They sure didn't get to use long sets for this movie #Monsterdon

I'm gonna tell my descendents to wait till it's raining to do my funeral.

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You know, now that I think about it, I don't know the last time I used an umbrella.

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Funeral in a sun shower.

Apt.

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Thank you for guiding us through that last plot point, officer. Maybe the next one will actually have some action. #Monsterdon

I bet if Meg offered to sign over the place to Julia, that would be fine with both of them.

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Miss Collins should give up this museum and move to Maine. I'm sure Barnabas would be happy to take her in.

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A shock of corn! #Monsterdon

"good night, Jack"
"g'night bob"
"G'night jim"
"G'night spock"

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@Louisa I keep missing it but it's been like three times now

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It's a shield covered w/ knives. I wonder if Rian Johnson ever saw this #Monsterdon

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Next Julia writes and releases on YouTube: "You gonna fix the glass in my door?"

Julia needs to choke on her oddly sweet morning cuppa
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At the yards expense? Sure would be good if it worked that way in the US.

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#monsterdon did I see the boom mic in that shot

When does the Mystery Machine show up? #monsterdon
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I swear, if Hawthorne doesn't bite it before the end I'm gonna demand a refund

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Miss Hawthorne, Karkov & Jack the Ripper WaxMan don’t look ANYTHING alike

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"Even a beast doesn't bite the hand which feeds it."

Interesting theory. #Monsterdon

OH God... don't be blaming this man for everything that happens, please? Ugh!

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