The film is now about 2/3 complete. Will the rest be more murders? Floral preservation help for Karkoff? More real estate wheeling and dealing? π€
Always question your witnesses together....
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Boris Karkov #Monsterdon
Interrogation of the deaf-mute didn't go well
His man handed him a shocker?? Please, this is a family horror murder film! #Monsterdon
The white carnation was found in the dead man's butthole #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
Tapping that cane is a bit on the nose, eh?
pity it's _not_ a butcher shop, IT'S A WAX MUSEUM
So... This movie's trying to red-herring us into thinking the irate business-partner is the murderer.
My money says the real murderer is going to end up doing a Twilight Zone by dying in MyStErIoUs CirCumStanCes that imply that eventually the waxworks were fed up of being poorly and not plausibly framed and finally DID do supernatural vengeance.
Someoneβs gonna be sleeping with the fishes soon and I canβt say Iβll miss him. #Monsterdon
Miss Colins should probably have PTSD by now, but sheβs just fine thank you very much.
"Your flower was found on the body Karkov.'
Well there's alotta flowers in this town copper.
#Monsterdon #TerrointheWaxMuesum
Welp, that's one ruined chair. Auntie'll throw a fit. #Monsterdon
Jack could have just started with the American and saved us a lot of real estate transactions
#monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum1976
βNo prints?β
βNone but the ones Iβm adding by holding this sword bare-handed!β
#monsterdon
Karkov has an Elliot Gould quality about him
Karkov, ask for your attorney! #Monsterdon
I like the original british version of Statler and Waldorf: The two women who are always waiting outside the museum. #Monsterdon
Did anyone think to teach Karkov to write? #Monsterdon
Wait, did she saw the sword only then?
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#terrorinthewaxmuseum1973
"No I don't care, just do as I told you, person who is definitely there just behind this door and not in my imagination!"
Why are they handling a sharp sword w/ bare hands #Monsterdon
There is no part of London that looks like this.
look, the first murder was free, but Scotland Yard is only so agreeable
They should give the shop to the two grannies at the end. they'd probably make a fortune.
haha "if ever" #Monsterdon
Wait- did he bring Burns to the museum and stab him there, or did he push the sword through the chair afterward?
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RETURN OF THE GOOFY DEAD #Monsterdon
the wax museum needs to get ahead of the story and DULL DOWN ALL THE BLADES #monsterdon
ooh sword β
Well, that's the Burns problem ... sworded out. #Monsterdon
GIVE HIM THE NICKELODEON TREATMENT! Make a *real* Yankee Candle!
Yeah it's the tour guide artist guy.
#monsterdon
That ripper's pretty spry for a wax guy
well dang, some style for a change, very nice very nice
Guess he got the point. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
*SWORDED*
The film's deteriorating faster than the wax :x #Monsterdon
Sadly, the Owlbear has been that drunk.
(Although not for almost a decade! Yay me!)
YAS! STAB 'IM!
Kharkov is vertically inverted quasimodo #Monsterdon
He's more polite to an effing statue than he is to an actual person. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum πΉπΏπ₯
this strobing is...unpleasant.
Am I stroking out or is the movie flickering?
@CactuarJoe like to charge retoot to cast
#monsterdon a beast AND a cretin? In this economy
Burns buys int in 3, 2, 1...
Is that an ornamental walking stick #Monsterdon
(Karkov grunting)
"Thanks love."
(somber music)
#Monsterdon #TerrointheWaxMuesum
@skatem Maybe bugger? #Monsterdon
This film is literally gaslighting us.
G'night. Just gonna go flash my skirts at the hunchback, and head on home.
karkoff, defender of women, the only protagonist in the movie #monsterdon
Nipping the bottom costs extra. #Monsterdon
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How long could it take to make new wax figures anyway? $10?
I shall subtitle this: A Funny thing Happened on the Way to the Clock & Horn
"Fog Horn Tooting". The fog horn is on Mastodon?
#monsterdon "Oh, you're more than square!"
Oh, so you owe me money?!?
@skatem Heaven help him if he were to go to a pub in Scotland.
πΆMaster of the house,
isn't worth me spit.
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit.
The cabs don't run in the rain? Are they solar powered? #Monsterdon
Does she know any other songs?
Apparently βRotten beggarβ is too much for the bar tender. Curse words abound.
Oh Ray Milland is the sculptor? I guess I missed that while petting a pussy of the cat variety.
#Monsterdon #TerrointheWaxMuesum
#monsterdon Don't worry about threats when we can get drunk!
We could have been watching this, you know.
#GravityFalls #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
I'm just wondering if Mr. Burns' first name is Montgomery.
"This time your money won't do you any good, Mr Burns"
Why didn't Homer ever try that? #Monsterdon
Mr. Burns looks a lot different from how he looks on The Simpsons. #monsterdon
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@strangefour thus starting the popular 70βs tv spin-off Disfigured Hunchback Detective #Monsterdon
Is the musical horny lady part of the plot, or just a sideshow to entertain us between episodes of real estate bitchery? #Monsterdon
Is Miland supposed to be English? #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum
"Filthy, rich, Americans!"
Well I've got 2 out of 3 covered #Monsterdon
Apparently the same accent coach Dick VanDyke had in Mary Poppins. Now she sounds Australian.
I feel like if anything the portrayal of this singer undersells just how annoying cock-er-nees are >_< #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I wouldn't mind so much if she was given a little bit more depth than "burlesque singer and not shitty toward torgo"
The soundtrack album for this flick is just this song repeated 6 times on both sides.
Does it ever really thunderstorm in London? Like this? I always got the impression that like the PNW it doesn't really thunderstorm. #monsterdon
"YOU" #Monsterdon
The irony is that Dupree only became part of a happy family after his waxworks betrayed him, and his aunt and niece capitalised on his brutal murder.
Does she have a choker to hide that she's had her head severed #Monsterdon
Thanks to a glitch, tubi is playing the ad sequence twice π #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Annie is undead and groaning after mon...ayβ¦
@steggy makes me want to throw m'self down the apples and pears, eh wot?
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@cocaine_owlbear Itβs frequency bias. We just always seem to catch her at the exact time sheβs singing this one song. ;-)
#monsterdon #WaxMuseum1976
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Lilli von Stupp can stop singing now.
@davesdogmaggie She sure is.
Friend to the down trodden, lady of the evening, pub singer. She's every woman. It's all in her.
#Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum πΉπΏπ₯
An entire pint of half-and-half?? He must not be lactose intolerant! #Monsterdon
Guaranteed, that Miss Hawthorne is one who'd pay the fee to gawk at the inmates at Bethlehem (Bedlam), if she'd been alive 100 years earlier.
Awful woman.
Horror song time, again
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I think Dick Van Dyke modeled his character in Marry Poppins on Laurie here.
He ordered a glass of half & half. #Monsterdon
"Are you sad because your flower is fading" no he thought it was an ice cream #Monsterdon
She doesn't even have a stage to sing on. No wonder she only has one song.
He wants to drink coffee creamer?