We fucking paid for scuba divers we are fucking using all the fucking scuba diver shots!!!
#monsterdon

god I hope there’s a fucking octopus in this pool #monsterdon

the actress playing the intentionally italian woman also played janis in the electric mayhem biopic

#monsterdon #Tentacles

The octopus is using those fish to stake it's territory, it has learned from Humanity

#monsterdon

Two-person underwater scooter. Bleeding-edge technology in 1977, Skymall promotional bullshit in 2018. #monsterdon #tentacles

@Bluedepth oooh this I can get behind

#Monsterdon

@Bluedepth because, checks notes, you get eight more? #WrongJoke #Monsterdon

POOLTOPUS

#monsterdon #Tentacles

@ryan Maybe the octopus wrote it and the whole point was to make itself look good

...but I'm sure the octopus would have done a better job

#Monsterdon

Are we going to get to hear what harpsichord porn music sounds like? #Monsterdon

@blogdiva

But only for three minutes ...

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon half hour in I'm declaring the harpsichord noises are diagetic. That's it, in this universe sometimes you just hear a staccato, farty sounding keyboard. Usually when you're about to get killed by an Octopus.

"Why do you have to keep pushing so hard?"

...

That's what she said!

#monsterdon

Seriously, candy plus hats make for happy wife, happy life.

#monsterdon

i wonder what the octopus is up to

#monsterdon

HARPSICORD STING!
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon "mommy"
"like your mother"

Who
are you
to each other

"You're plump, there's more of you to love" is not something that should be said by a kid to his mom #monsterdon

And promise me you won't get your bone marrow sucked out. #monsterdon

Aah, that hairy 70s manscaping. Bleugh. #Monsterdon

who the fuck ARE these people and WHERE is the octopus #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow, all this free-range parenting is taking me back to my childhood.

update: that $1 million spent on the octopus that immediately sank was fully 1/5 of the film's total budget
#monsterdon

The hat could be repurposed as well. #monsterdon

the harpsichord is coming from inside the radio! #monsterdon

My kid just walked into the room and said "is her hat okay?"

#Monsterdon

“This is truly my best work.”

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Infoseepage for real: caftans, giant hats, jorts, neoprene, goofy sunglasses, this has everything

#Monsterdon

"Promise you'll take care of your little brother for me"

These kids are doomed
#Monsterdon

What about the baby? How is the baby connected to these murders?
The baby hates radios!!!
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

We better get a shot of that hat floating in the ocean at some point

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it's the breakout star of this piece #GiantMexicanHat #Monsterdon

Scuba diving, definitely safer than boating, no matter how many giant octopi are stalking the water 🙄

#Monsterdon

Even Land isn't Safe! ✅

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I knew this was another ocean gate mission the submarine didn't last another trip lol.

Radio. Radio. Radio. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles #ElvisCostello

Radio, radio!

OH an underwater cave, definitely go in there.

#Monsterdon

@steggy Right? I hope that hat got billing. #monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon
A sailing race.

With kids.

Welp.

little did she know octopuses love wearing sombreros #Monsterdon

Parental authorization paperwork? Will the thrills never stop?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 1977 people just wandering off and leaving their babies, forgetting their kid's own names, this all tracks

AH! BIG HAT JUMPSCARE!
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@diazona and that's just how octopus's work as well /s #monsterdon

THAT. HAT. #monsterdon

everyone in the 70s looked like they hadn't showered in days. like all the time

#monsterdon

The Cassio harpsichord just cracks me up! #Monsterdon

Ah yes, foreshadowing. Competitive sailing in the open sea. Tentacle's smorgasbord. #monsterdon #tentacles

@ramsey You're saying that's Seu Jorge on the harpsichord? #monsterdon

@jmelesky John Huston and Bo Hopkins were probably dubbed too—by themselves.

#Monsterdon

1977 $5 is more than $25 today.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Anyone want a little hug? You won’t have to worry about decompressing afterwards.

lol @ classic 70s 'hair toss' from the young woman there.

Fawcett Fabulous

#monsterdon

See you later... #monsterdon #tentacles

The eyeball was a nice touch

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai taco in english is a food, たこ in japanese is a food, it's not a multilingual pun if i don't spell it like the FOOD

#monsterdon #Tentacles

"Accumulater" 💯

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh NOW you’re alarmed.

“He was sucked right in!” Ahem.

It’s the Life Aquatic with Low-Budget Steve Zissou! #Monsterdon

Sure we call it a "diving bell", but to our dear monster, it's a "sandwich" (high in iron).

#monsterdon

Trojan. When you really need to get it up right away. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@allanb First the baby, then the buddy. #monsterdon #tentacles

#monsterdon We got another Ocean Gate mission so it seems LOL.

@floatybirb imdb is the most definitive softcore hyperspecific focus fetish database on the web #monsterdon

@moira taco, tako, close enough

#monsterdon #tentacles

it's TACO TIIIIIIIIIIIME

#monsterdon #Tentacles

I hope these divers are prepared if they find a moray #monsterdon

Bring him up too fast so he explodes!

#monsterdon

We're going to need a bigger plot

#Monsterdon

fun to play in the dive scenes: WHY IS THE LIGHT MOVING #monsterdon

lol @ 'Titan Sub' vibes

#monsterdon

Our monster really hates patch cables. #Monsterdon

so being named "tentacoli" and produced in italy explains the music and dialogue. a spaghetti... whatever this is. #monsterdon

They played a little harpsichord diddle while this speaker was the focus on the screen. Gives the impression that someone's piping the harpsichord in over the speaker.

#monsterdon

Mom, watching the divers while foreboding music plays: "Somebody's gonna get et."

#monsterdon #tentacles

so actually i HOW have i forgotten that the IMDB tags are very loosely moderated and they let you make whatever tags you want because these are A+

#monsterdon

the harpsichord is what we get instead of an octopus isn't it?

the octopus is just implied

#monsterdon

This sound track feels really cheap. And like it's from some period horror movie in a castle.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@allanb with a shave? ... two bits! #Monsterdon

I can't wait for the octopus to shout "It's tentacle time!!"
#monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎵 This is tech-nic-ally not a yellow submarine

i do not see enough billionaires in this inadequate metal tube

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Every time John Huston opens his mouth to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFo1QFz8Ro
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

yeah, everything's fine, but just tell me your sub's not made with a carbon fiber hull, please. #monsterdon

what kind of haircut was that

#monsterdon

That's the second scene in a row where an unseen third person interrupts a one-on-one conversation with "I can answer that!"
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The pacing so far of the movie is bland but It's not terrible.

YES

SEND MORE BILLIONAIRES

#monsterdon #Tentacles

The whale theme does sound exactly like what you'd get if you asked some whales to make music for you

#Monsterdon

That's orca for

I WILL F-ING EAT YOU, BIPED.

#monsterdon

"oshernogerfy"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Betty, ed, ed and petty, Kelly and Shelly, belly, silly, bobby, billy.

#Monsterdon Oh, no! He's a William! Keep away from the beach, sir. Stay away from the water!

The beginning of Killer Whale Antifa.

#Monsterdon

As always, the police trying to tell the press to hush things up

#Monsterdon

Scuba-diver taste like rubber to Octopuses

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm trying to keep up with character names, lol but they're so basic and all of them at once.

Look at this x-ray. His skull was completely empty, sad really

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah, you don't want to jeopardize Trojan's integrity. #monsterdon