"This isn't candy, it's PASSION"

Great line, Shelley

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Is this Airport but horror version?
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#monsterdon Shelley Winters as: Blanche Deveraux

"This isn't candy it's passion" body positivity legend, I stan #Monsterdon

this is a parade of c tier 70s actors already

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@CactuarJoe I bet he says that all the time #monsterdon

There's Shelly Winters. The whole movie is going flip upside down and she's going to have to swim out with John Huston there. #monsterdon #Tentacles

"In my opinion, we're in for a nightmare!"

Aaaw, someone read the script! :3 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That could've been prevented. Lmao.

@blogdiva You're watching that Blackadder with the pirate capt? #DrinkingHisOwnUrine #monsterdon

It’s hilarious how they gave the tentacles their own musical theme #Monsterdon

BEACHES OPEN! --this police dude #monsterdon

#monsterdon waiting for Richard Dreyfus to show up and blame it on a tiger shark

So was he skeletonized after we saw him? Did the teens do it?

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon she left the baby. Lol she's so dumb.

My mother always warned me I'd get wrinkly if I stayed in the water too long. #Monsterdon

okay i'm more of a musical amateur, but i probably wouldn't choose harpsichord for marine suspense and horror #Monsterdon

We are clearly establishing that people I don't care about are going to get killed, so I expect that I will continue to not care about anyone in this movie

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Man. Pump the brakes a little movie. I'm having trouble keeping up here. #monsterdon #Tentacles

The octopus did double duty for this film by also playing the harpsichord. #Monsterdon

Wow

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#Monsterdon
Tentacles - 2
Humans - 0

luuuunch booooooox luuuuunch boooooox ooooon theeeee

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Ooh, a trimaran!

#monsterdon #tentacles

Was anyone expecting a pegleg guy, because I certainly was not. #Monsterdon

Well that's two people with unusual leg prosthetics, is that gonna be a theme? #Monsterdon

Oh no! The little fatso! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

movie is like "no plot armor, no child armor, no speed buffs and all enemies roll 100% critical" #monsterdon

@Taweret Does the baby count as a monster tho? #monsterdon

Just appetizer I'm guessing

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Never talk to your baby like that, it attracts tentacle monsters.

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"...I'm sure the baby will be fine .... AAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

somewhere in this apartment there is a pic of me leaning onto the horn of my dad's white Impala in front of my grandma's house, sometime inthe early 1970s

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

oh please let the baby disappear behind a giant truck

#monsterdon #Tentacles

EAT THE BABY! #monsterdon #tentacles

baby is summoning octopus just to avoid eating her veggies
#monsterdon #Tentacles #monsterdon #Tentacles

This movie was supposed to be Henry Fonda’s swan song, but then on Golden Pond happened. #Monsterdon

SHE LEFT THE BABY!!!!!!
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THRILL at the extended "tuning the radio" scene!! CHILL with the blurry waterfront footage!!!

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octopus POV shot right out of the gate

that's promising

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Not the baby!! #Monsterdon #Tentacles

Man are they gonna ice a baby right away? They think they're hardcore, huh #Monsterdon

lol @ baby disappearance

That mother really didn't give a fuck at all....the 70s

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@Lazarou twist: the octopus and orca team up to take down yachts and eat the rich!

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At least the music will be somewhat good. Stelvio Cipriani 🎶 #monsterdon

Really enjoying this Chill Music With CB Radio Chatter To Fall Asleep To opening music.
#monsterdon #tentacles

Soundtrack somewhere between annoying beach romance and Catholic Confessional? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon with seafood dinner, let's goooooooooo

It's time for Monsterdon, so unless you want to see random commentary about a movie involving tentacles, you might want to mute me for a bit.

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Will Samuel Z Arkoff displace Samuel L Jackson in the list of top Samuels with middle initials? Only one way to find out!

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Subtitles went with "Make a fatty cake for me" as the mother speaks to baby

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#monsterdon SHEL LEY WIN TERS *clap clap clapclapclap*

Pre-roll ads #tubitv #monsterdon

Tentacles, in 60s weed poster font! #Monsterdon

HENRY FONDA #monsterdon

@Taweret get ready, get set, tentacle

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Keep an eye on that baby buggy! We have movie sign!!! #monsterdon #Tentacles

It ain’t Chinatown Jake.

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i think was when we watched this with librarypunk. see what i'm saying about "lightly moderated." (dommy-mommy was a keyword i had created previously so it passed review more easily).
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i wonder what movie the harpsichord disco was originally for #Monsterdon

got good news from #IMDBVandalism from more than a year past when we watched Atragon

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@morganmay @apLundell yeah the movie started off with high stakes and slowly deflated (like that lost rubber octopus) #Monsterdon

Sorry I missed #Monsterdon, I got distracted by practicing puppetry to 80s music. I hope this new #ConspiracyTheory makes up for my absence:

#MattGaetz is one of Roger's personas from #AmericanDad

institutional archive of tentacles OST #monsterdon

https://archive.org/details/tentacoli-15-tentacles-versione-2

Wait, I missed Henry Fonda and Claude Atkins????? #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 I advocated for it. #Monsterdon

I voted for this. I have only myself to blame. #LesserEvil #monsterdon #tentacles

@raindrops_and_roses It was epic. #Monsterdon

And why did the movie go out of its way to let us know the mom/sister character was sleeping around?

I don't think she even talked to a man for the entire rest of the film.

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I arrived home several hours later than I'd hoped to and missed #Monsterdon. Was this week worth a late watch?

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@gwozniak The soundtrack has THREE (3) versions of this song!!! #Monsterdon

"Marginally more watchable than Mitchell or Decoys II: Alien Seduction."

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Honestly, if those two guys just started macking on the sailboat and then just went below decks, the ending would have been better. #Monsterdon

@moira @Taweret Yeah that's gonna take some elbow grease. #Monsterdon

And that old reporter who lives with his sister.

He was going to get sued unless he could prove the tunneling company was responsible for all the deaths.

They didn't follow up on that storyline, but he's totally getting sued, right?

And why did he live with his sister anyway. That was weird, right?

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@JoeWynne @ramsey @blogdiva Minutes 43-55 included about 6 kills by octopus (2 guys, 1 woman, 2 more guys (implied) and another woman?) and the odd crowd-watches-empty-boat scene. I think with that and the last 20 minutes, I lucked into all I really needed to see of the movie. #Tentacles #Monsterdon

@gnomon @brooke

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Serious answer? No.

What-the-hell answer? Well, it's not a firm Yes, but there might be a couple of tracks that would make it worth it. I've done the same on Bandcamp.

@ColesStreetPothole @jonny 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

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@plaidtron3000 I have a theory that all the CB radio, walkie talkie, and similar sort of thing was primitive product placement #monsterdon

Oh hey, Chekov's Walky-talky never panned out. #monsterdon

That there tentacle corn sounds good, uhm, dad... #Monsterdon

When I'm writing my review on #letterboxd I'm going to reserve a half star for Shelley Winters's enormous novelty hat #monsterdon

@Infoseepage I wasn't sure the latter had been assigned a name #monsterdon

Imagine this movie without the American actors at all

All the major plot points, if you can call them that, would be exactly the same— and you could shave off like 20 minutes

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Poor octo.

🎶 Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, rolling down a reef 🎵

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"My son's friend is a champion pisser" OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qth4eZvy0

WHAT THE LEISURE SUIT LARRY IS THIS

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I can only say I need more harpsichord-playing octopus in my life

Thanks for hosting @Taweret and thanks for the brilliant commentary everyone 😀 Time for my brain to follow in what should have been those orcas' footsteps

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@apLundell #Monsterdon Something beak snap bones something.

@ramsey @Taweret I'm always a big octopodes fan but I'm told I'm wrong #monsterdon

Oh. And Fonda's tunnel. How'd his tunnel do? #monsterdon #Tentacles

Well, that was definitely something, and it left so many questions unanswered, like: what is the plural of octopus? Octopi? Octopuses? Octopodes?

Thanks, @Taweret and everyone else, for another great #Monsterdon!

@Elleaster

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Those are different buddies (I think) and those guys pre-enacted the Titanic sub disaster.

@ColesStreetPothole @jeffron @apLundell @Taweret WHEN WE FIGHT WE WIN #monsterdon

@diazona @Infoseepage when a movie costs a dollar twenty to make...

#monsterdon #Tentacles

@Infoseepage You may be right #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye

🐙 What catharsis now it's over. Maybe we can agree on that.

Many thanks to
@Taweret who does so much to make this happen. Despite what this is.
and @cheribaker for the Bingo card (A very Silly Death 😄)
and
@randy_s this week, who spent hours developing the cocktail, which is very good. Really! He cares - like the producers did not.
and
the Real Time Film Analysis Squad...The film did not make suckers of you.

I can't wait until next week!

My brain was too anaesthetized to notice whether two female named characters spoke to one another, but if they did it certainly made no difference to anything #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse is now riffing on the probable trash-talking between the orcas and the octopus.

@liferstate That's what I'm prete... nuthin! #Monsterdon