I like how the formula tailored Bruno's clothes

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There is a lot more frontal nudity in this film than I was expecting. (The amount I was expecting was: none. More fool I.)

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okay that's a hilarious party prank

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The (Chekhov's?) gun on the table in front of the empty chair is an excellent touch. #Monsterdon

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I looked down at my phone and looked up again to see boobs while watching this movie, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Okay these nipples are somehow more obscene

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Oh wow this is basically the same sexualizing costume from ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

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They should've shot this party scene like it was in Goodfellas.

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"Cheers!"

"Great. Now you have all consumed the Kool-Aid..." 😬 😬 😬

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Again, I can believe a rich people's party in Louisiana would have somebody tied to a chair at the dinner table and nobody have a problem with that.

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Now I wanna reread the Rick Veitch and Alan Moore runs of Swamp Thing. Those were amazing.

"A man who loves gives hostages to fortune"

speak for yourself mate...I just do the dishes instead

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@jonny new militia guys with MOAR HAIR

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@MatthewTitus88 The main character has been planted in all the right places #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Directors poorly veiled fetish now arriving…

I would not bathe in that swamp but you do you, lady

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#monsterdon Ok, but what happened to gas station kid?

#monsterdon The Shape of Swamp Water..

Laughing Swamp Thing as as a GIF please

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Uh oh, monster hands are caught in her velcro hair.

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Forgot our internet turns itself off briefly at this time of night. Now *that's* the real horror 😱 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #SwampThing THEY DID SAY THE FORMULA WAS WORTH AN ARM AND A LEG

@blueemu and nobody else cares, it's harsh as a mook #Monsterdon

whaaaaa Swamp Thing isn't invincible? What a plot twist

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#monsterdon Swamp Thing doesn't mind having a limb knocked off. I mean, it'll be fine.

Whew! the kid's ok! #monsterdon

I assume Cable got herself captured so… that we could get her soaking wet again? I cannot see any other purpose.

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Nice death twitch! #Monsterdon

So, uh, do arms grow back?

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Temu Rambo is dead, thank goodness #monsterdon #TheSwampThing

Ferret and Baldy were an item, weren't they?

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Swamp Thing smirk rules!

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing *implied headsquishing*

#monsterdon You'd think after being thrown into the water a dozen times, they'd use up all their free punch-outs at the local laundromat.

#monsterdon how did he know how to do green glow healing magic?

Best line in the whole movie. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

ahhh, of course Swampy has magical healing powers, of course....

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I like how after each grenade explodes the Thing just raises his arms: "Oh geez there's another one!" #Monsterdon

BOOOOOO NO KILLING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE

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windshield wiper fade?!?!?!

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the swamp is pretty tho

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Aww, it was nice of them to give Jude a little votive with the flowers and Mother Virgin mary statue.

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Jude, no!

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I liked that boat explosion better in The Fall Guy.

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The Evil Bad Guy is smart because he uses obvious chess metaphors

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#monsterdon Certainly helps when your fanboat isn't made of nitroglycerin and painted with thermite, yeah?

Wilhelm scream

(I always get that wrong)

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Dr Evil, you passed up a real good opportunity to quote Nietszche again.

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@overholt His #Monsterdon

Ok, whose idea was it for Louis Jordan to be shirtless in this scene? #Monsterdon

macro-pacing is now really dragging, we failed to establish the metaconflict with the rich guy and are now in the lull of "piddling about until we can get to the final battle" #monsterdon

lol, he is not a chess player, his one move is "throwing people into the swamp"

and put on a shirt, ffs...

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Swamp boat jump crash!

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WILHELM SCREAM!

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*Swamp Thing picks up the locket previously worn by his sister, since murdered by the mercenaries*

*Swamp Thing picks up broken borosilicate flasks and glassware in the wreckage of its ruined laboratory, miming motions of measuring liquid volumes; the instruments break in the grip of its vine-covered hands*

*Swamp Thing tries very hard to emote while wearing sixteen pounds of silicone prosthetics and at least a pound of green paint and makeup*

1/2

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@JoeWynne wow yeah that's the credentials you want for your stunt designer

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That pintle mount is too low to be useful, and that boat is too small for that gun.

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Expecting a 'Six Million Dollar Man' special noise with these slow motion stunts

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Don't stand on a speedboat, you're not Rick Ross

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#Monsterdon #SwampThing them duke boys sure regretted fighting the swamp thing

Fun stunt shot with the boat.
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Swamp Thing takes an extremely silly fall

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I always felt bad for The Thing in Fantastic 4 because he souldn't just change back and forth at will. #monsterdon

@floatybirb He's a black kid living in a rural US area. He has both survived shit and avoided shit. #Monsterdon #SwampThing1982

I just want an alligator to eat Rambo. Is that too much to ask?

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Lake Thing!

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At the ruined cabin, she runs into swamp thing, who finds a memento locket of his human self with his sister in it. He stops to do some science but fails because all the science toys are broken. Then he is sad that he is no longer a slutty scientist but instead a swamp thing, and also his sister is dead. So he yells at the sky again. Valid.

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"Bloody lupins!

#obscureMontyPythonReference

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@steggy swamp thing has done far too much neckmaxxing and needs to bring the legs and pecs up a notch to match #monsterdon

@log

Phrasing?

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@flowerpot Jude got game #Monsterdon

when he bends his thumbs the gloves become very obvious

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I will be so mad if something happens to my best man Jude #monsterdon

Oh no my swamp thing things, they have been destroyed

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Jude seems to have wandered in from a wholesome film #monsterdon

*Swamp Thing does some light morning calisthenics and howls in agony over an uncaring swamp*

Dude you're middle aged now, you have to remember to do your stretches or every morning is going to suck like this

Also you're at least half plant

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Remember that Swamp Thing has the strength of ferns.

ALL the ferns.

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He did not! Damn it.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0061553/

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Swamp Thing: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Same Swamp Thing, same.
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#monsterdon "Immortality".

What every man has dreamt of since the dawn of time : Immortality as a swamp thing

One of the trucks chases the rambos but Agent Big Hair uses terrain to her advantage and one of the trucks crashes. Eventually she gets surrounded or something but then the swamp thing comes to her rescue, beats up the rambos and absorbs several bullet volleys.

Being at heart a horny scientist, the swamp thing beckons her to come with him but she's like "no", so he fucks off into the swamp.

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I know that scream. Even in the swamp he stepped on a lego. #Monsterdon #SwampThing

I want that Swamp. Thing.

He said it! He said the name of the movie!

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Does this kid live by himself in the swamp?

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Abdominal Snowman!

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#monsterdon This kid rocks. He is the only one with an IQ like a phone number.

Shoo! That will do it! #monsterdon

I'm curious about the funding strategy for getting grants as an evil genius. Is a "young doting assistant" a line item on your grant proposal? #Monsterdon

Jude better survive this or I'm gonna riot

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Say lady... are you dressed like Weird Al for a reason, or

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Car phone!

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@ramsey 😆
"It's not GIGI, wise guy!"

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@JoeWynne Yet he was unable to make it better.

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The evil german has a good study, and I do appreciate the lab notebooks being a minor plot point.

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wow these guys can't tell each other apart either

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Hey boss, looks like dere's an X-Wing under the water here!

"Leave it!"

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@ricci If their ends were dipped in poison and they doubled as darts?

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“The reclusive Swamp Thing stashes his prey under the cover of a bush for later eating.” #monsterdon

guess we're rooting for swamp thing in this one huh

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