#monsterdon Wow, we get right into the monster attack.

No need for a build-up or anything like that.

I was half-expecting the thing to jump up and scare her with a water splash, only to reveal himself as her boyfriend wearing a scuba suit, as they laugh it up, and she exclaims, “Oh, George, stop that!”

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why are movies having guest stars

was this a backdoor pilot

the camera work implies it

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FUN TRIVIA: They really drown that actress in the opening scene.

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That lipstick stays ON , regardless of the underwater monster drag and fight.
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#monsterdon Okay, so the brass, the woodwinds, and the strings ARE ALL IN THE WATER. That's fine, I mean, tacitly it will always be fine, but those woodwinds, in that wet... they are going to delaminate and stain and... yuck. What a loss.

Thunderbird Production? Was this fundraising for International Rescue?

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Weird music for corpse being dragged away. #Monsterdon

Anyway, that's basically the next 90 minutes. Enjoy the movie!

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Thunderbirds are gooo!!
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SARGASSUM

THE WEED OF DECEIT

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A cold open to the clammy embrace of death.
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The Creature from the Schlock Lagoon

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Greatest. Monster. Ever.

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Jellyfish monster wears store-bought swimming fins. #Monsterdon

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This monster has cable dreadlocks.

I GOT YER FOOT

I GOT YER FOOT

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She’s tanning in the shade as one does.

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...was the radio guy named Dick?

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Huh ... really thought the monster would be wearing something like these instead of flippers.

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Way to disguise the scuba fins. #Monsterdon

Did no one want to be credit for this movie? I mean I can get it
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They start by showing the monster right off the bat? Isn't that against the rules? #Monsterdon

INSTANT MONSTER PAW

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STING
STING
STING
STING

I get all my news from WFUN.

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#monsterdon WFUN, where it's FUN and on the EAST COAST… W for the East, K for the West, teehee!

animated sparks! dang

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#monsterdonalert #monsterdon

GO GO GO GO!!!!🦑 🦑 🦑 🦑 🦑 🦑

Let's gooooo!!!!

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🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

A big Tentacular Welcome to all watchers and lurkers tonight! Be ready to dance The Jellyfish.

Not sure how to join in? Go here to stay in sync:
https://miru.miyaku.media/ and post with the Monsterdon hashtag.

Also check out the Bingo card specific to tonight's feature:
https://bingobaker.com/#6ab051b3732f19ba

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And with that flirty kiss, I now declare bingo:

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Why is she dressed like the Baroness from GI Joe on a casual Friday?
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So everyone in this movie is an evil piece of shit?
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I'm just buying one of your friends for insurance purposes. Sure it's legal. Sign right here. He can come home to you anytime. Would I lie to you?
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@kcarr2015 There was a secret chemical!

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This is the same as the origin story of Iron Fist, but not as racist & involves sharks, so it's 100x better.

Old Filipino wizards handing out amulets is no basis for a system of shark government!

His "injury" just vanished in between scenes. Maybe he heals like a shark, too.

"We'd take good care of Stein's friend!"

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So... John dropped a flare in the giant Mon o' War tank, and it killed Egon and caused his really sweet underwater lab to explode.

Did I get that right?

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Oh they’re married? Yikes

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#monsterdon Crazy Eyed Protagonist disrobes, climbs into the shark tank with the sharks, not really doing anything to disprove the shark-fucker rumors. #makoJawsOfDeath

We revere and worship sharks. Hey how do you like my shark chair?

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Wanna play "tickle the shark"?

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How exactly do you kill something... not alive?

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This director’s so bitter he wasn’t considered for Day of the Dolphin

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Like I said earlier, secret origin of a shark themed Batman villain.
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I'm still looking for "Shark god" on my bingo card

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My work here is done. You are now the shark guru white man.
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This is not going the direction I thought it would at the start.

This air boat chase reminds be of a Hong Kong Phooey boat chase in "Cotton Pickin' Pocket Picker".

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Shark Buddha

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@kshernandez It did come out only 1 year later...

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And their eyes rolled over, black eyes, like dolls eyes. It was awesome!

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Dog Sharks? #Monsterdon

At least the sharks aren’t plastic bags

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I think there's a rape & fight going on, but I can't see anything. Just as well, I can't imagine they had a fight choreographe or whatever.

"I'm late, get into my unmarked van, rape survivor who can't even be touched."

"I gotta go feed my enemies to my friends."

I love the dude's vibe, Humans suck. Lady's kinda super annoying.

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"We can't afford a fight choreographer or stuntmen."

"Just shoot in the dark."

#monsterdon #doublefeature #MakeTheJawsOfDeath

Oh look. Rape. And don't mean canola.

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WTF? Movie is this day for night sexual assault in progress? Kill `em shark boy!
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This 2nd movie, #MakoJawsOfDeath , is slower paced but definitely a better produced, acted, and directed movie than the earlier, "StingOfDeath. I'm getting sucked into watching it.
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"Hey Bob, we're straight, huh?" Oh sure. You're totally straight. Not at all a gay couple. #Monsterdon

In tonight's performance of "Mako: The Jaws of Death", the gross, corrupt bartender will be played by Temu Captain Kangaroo.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #MakeTheJawsOfDeath

#monsterdon Someone call up Carl Sagan and let him know what that grant money's getting used for

while typing Oh THAT's Buffy Dee, the disco Captain Kangaroo guy. That was a heck of an outfit. and we get more striped shirts...

These two comic reflief guys pretending they aren't a gay couple. #monsterdon

So it is a aquatic titty bar?

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Aquaman Lounge?

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Bowing out before the second feature. That jellyfish film was awkward in so many ways. Jeepers!. Still, thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla, @JoeWynne, and @LuciaG for inviting us to the messy beach party #Monsterdon

I see William Grefé really upped his directorial game in ten years.
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@klu9

Going to make him Mutiny!

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This movie has a queer vibe. #monsterdon

Wait is he saying there are some things men are not meant to know?

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@klu9 @Taweret

Yes, this is the sort of bad I appreciate in a #Monsterdon

@randy_s

But is Mako in this movie?

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Cigarettes can kill, but so does the Man o' War monster.

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Not sure if his ability to call the shark to attack counts for "Psychic abilities" on my Monsterdon bingo card? 🤔

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Hey anyone remember that little guy from the Grizzly movie where the bear blows up? Well he's starring in this movie. Also Oddjob.
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Oh. THAT Jaws. I get it now.
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Underwater no one can hear you— never mind

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So this is the origin story of a shark themed Batman villain?
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@peterries butts disease #monsterdon

@klu9 @Wyatt_H_Knott Bigly agree

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Thanks @Taweret @miru and all

…time for bad Jaws?

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@nev somehow, it remains true that every single #monsterdon is The Magnetic Monster

@peterries That was sarcasm

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I just wasn't noting to cheek some of those boxes 😅 #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

This boat randomly sinking amidst all the Portugese Man-o-Wars trash bags and murdering all the young partyers is tragic, or would be if it made any damn sense!

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Woz?

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@Blort Oh yeah diagonals always count.

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@nev This jellyfish is not a toy! #monsterdon

@Blort Yeah of course! (Are there bingo games out there that don't count diagonals?)

congrats 🎉

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#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

The good news is that we all now know how to do the Jellyfish!

Can't wait to see you all at our next pool party...

(thanks @Taweret for hosting @LuciaG for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia; and to all you great #monsterdonians for making it fun)

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, @ryan for the @miru stream, and YOU all  for being such good company!

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Oh no, this preview does not look good. 🦈

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#monsterdon ⚠️ In case anyone missed it before the double feature is going to have a lot of not-great stuff really, for real happening to sharks #TheJawsOfDeath

What was the moral of the story? #Monsterdon

@ramsey 🎉

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Anyway that was another fun #monsterdon of a movie I doubt I will ever see again unless it wins another #monsterdon  poll

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Incredible. This movie sucked so bad it could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. Thanks, @Taweret and the rest of the jellies!

Maybe the monster was not listening to the guy who said he could become a jellyfish?
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I missed most of that. No regrets here. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Whoooo boy, that was bracing!

Though I'll give it this: it wasn't quite the most horrible thing we've ever watched. 🤣

(Invasion of the Star-Creatures, I'm looking STRAIGHT AT YOU.)

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@paco@infosec.exchange lmao

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