Ah, time for the requisite "make fun/abuse the 'weird' guy"

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I wonder what the director's fetish is?

BOTTOMS!

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wait, why are the bullying the working-class guy again?

I mean I know why, but what's their excuse?

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Has anyone made the "director's fetish" comment yet?

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@Lazarou I'm waiting for the hazing scene.

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The 60s really were when white people gave up on learning any actual dance moves, wasn’t it?

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Far too few of these drunk, partying frat rats on this boat are wearing life jackets. This is stressing me out.

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Your grandfather used to dance like Mario running in place

What a chad

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This is the dance portion of our film tonight, as was required in most 1960s movies.

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Time to get crazy!

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@diazona Statistically improbable: there has not been one funny thing yet.

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That's about 180lbs of white trash over the side >_>

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THE LOVE BOOOOAT

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Can every character be the comic relief character for bingo purposes

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None of these women is gonna be OK getting their hair wet ...except for lime-green fluffy midriff-bearing top

SPRING BREAK CRUISE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it's the sea peoples!! #monsterdon

Will the Victim Parade PLEASE make their way to the dock!

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Shindig! "Cut loose"! #monsterdon

And as mysteriously as he arrived, Egon vanished.

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"Your friends will laugh. The Master will not approve"

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Egon's so obvious he can't POSSIBLY be responsible for the monster. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that is an incel

Eh, I fast forwarded to be somewhat caught up.

Had to catch up to the ska.

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#Monsterdon my god Egon is so effing creepy

I wanna see a dance-off with the jellyfish

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It is true that "the ska" is not for senior citizens, he better be careful

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Starting to think this movie is really Footloose in disguise

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wow, they actually had a dolly for this!

why would you do that to your budget

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And nice girls wear tops with 3/4 inch vertical stripes, dark and light pink

These new dances. Are not for me.

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I'm enjoying the ska soundtrack if nothing else

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Could you please not film under fluorescent lights? Ouch, the flickering. 😵 #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

THE PO-LEESE? WHAIY?

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These are very good looking ladies, my goodness
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i'm getting the distinct feeling they filmed this movie and THEN wrote the script.

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So Egon is like the old Transylvanian woman who gives you a rosary and tells you not to go to the castle?

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Original rude boy ska playing in the background!

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"THat man died a violent death, I can't understand it!"

"See, doc, you just take your knife and..."

"Oh Egon, will you shut up"

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Jellyfish Talk

New podcast

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Didn't shake Egon's hand. Just sayin'. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You know what egon is like!

He's unshaven and he squints a bit, so you can treat him like an idiot child.

Egon’s got thoughts. Egon’s got theories.

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tHe mAStEr jElLYfISh woULd nOt APprove

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This scene isn't going in circles, it's doing donuts. #Monsterdon

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it can't be a Portuguese Man 'o War because they're what we scientists call 'very very small' - and these hickeys are at least medium!

Don't be a bitch, Louise
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You know Egon, always trying to breed things.

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"Egon exaggerates the size of everything. He keeps trying to tell us that he's a whole 8 inches across. Even got Karen to go along with the story!"

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"I can tell this man tied in agony"

Death rictus is a thing at a certain time after death, right? But I'm not that sort of doctor either. So I have something in common with one of the protagonists. Eww.

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It's a good thing we got these science guys to explain all this jellyfish stuff to the audience.

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"They look like man of war. We work with them every day."

"That's right, Jim, we've specially trained them to transport drugs from Cuba!"

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After an aquatic opening sequence, a boat disembarks and we meet our main characters in the form of a party of people chilling by the beach, half men and half women.

Our boy characters include a marine biologist guy with a bump on his head, who is here to study the ocean and make sexist comments, a man with a red striped shirt, whose job is to make different sexist comments and a quiet Igor like fellow whose job is to attract the ladies by not making sexist comments.

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He died of submersion in rubber cement #Monsterdon

(Sweet 'N Spicy snack cones are open!)

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"What is it? Business or pleasure?"

Well, I doubt he's showing up in uniform for a social call.

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#monsterdon The sheriff just sails around the harbor showing off his latest corpse.

"Everybody's dead, Doc"

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Everyone is going to end up thinking it's Don(bad eye) and then at the end he'll end up saving the day. Any takers? #monsterdon

Must be the Bermuda Triangle.

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RE: https://piefed.social/c/bmoviebonanza@lemmy.world/p/2393383/sting-of-death-1966-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-evening

Representing Lemmy/Piefed, Mastodon's fediverse sibling, for #Monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/52071354

#monsterdon Horton hears a boat, Horton needs a bandage, Horton is patronizing the help…

Do not mock Egon ladies 😬

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Sting of Death (1966) #Watching #Monsterdon https://boxd.it/30B2

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Egon is clearly the hero of this show

also, all boys wear horizontal striped shirts: red and white 1" for nice boys, black and brown, too short, boat neck, 2" for monsters

Did she just Egon shame Egon to his face?

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DROP IT LOUISE

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"Girls , Egon might be a double-bagger but he's hung like a blue whale, and he doesn't come up for air."

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#Monsterdon Egon? Igor?

I think he learned the habit of appearing suddenly from stage directions.

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That professor memorized his lines just swell. #Monsterdon

One of the top 10 episodes of a show that had a lot of great ones... #monsterdon

"Oh, it's grad students, we're fine."

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@strangefour It's gotta be some sort of mutant jellyfish related infection, right?

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Hey. Where's Ruth. She'll. Miss allofthefun. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so this must be one of the keys if it's getting Miami radio but the Gulf of Mexico is right over there and-GAH what in the name of sea slugs is that thing growing on professor midwest?

🎶 there's a little black spot on my head today
it's the same old spot as yesterday 🎶

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"...can I have Ruth's OrangeAid?"

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"He's a fine young man."

Oh god, it's the romantic lead 🙃

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It keeps getting bigger!

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Holy Moley!

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Neil Sedaka? That's quality right there.
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that's not a nasty bump on his head, it's clearly a tiny mutant jellyfish growing out of there

Sir, that is not a bump on your head, it's a barnacle.

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"It's cancer, Karen!"

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It would have been awesome if that guy who boated them over turned out to be played by Jim Nabors.

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#monsterdon What's the difference between "orangeaid" and "orange juice"?

The Stepford Wives' Day Out #Monsterdon

"...oh look, someone left their towel"

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Jellyfish man's got quite a commute. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, we get right into the monster attack.

No need for a build-up or anything like that.

I was half-expecting the thing to jump up and scare her with a water splash, only to reveal himself as her boyfriend wearing a scuba suit, as they laugh it up, and she exclaims, “Oh, George, stop that!”

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why are movies having guest stars

was this a backdoor pilot

the camera work implies it

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FUN TRIVIA: They really drown that actress in the opening scene.

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That lipstick stays ON , regardless of the underwater monster drag and fight.
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#monsterdon Okay, so the brass, the woodwinds, and the strings ARE ALL IN THE WATER. That's fine, I mean, tacitly it will always be fine, but those woodwinds, in that wet... they are going to delaminate and stain and... yuck. What a loss.

Thunderbird Production? Was this fundraising for International Rescue?

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Weird music for corpse being dragged away. #Monsterdon