At least the sharks aren’t plastic bags

#monsterdon #MakoJawsOfDeath

I think there's a rape & fight going on, but I can't see anything. Just as well, I can't imagine they had a fight choreographe or whatever.

"I'm late, get into my unmarked van, rape survivor who can't even be touched."

"I gotta go feed my enemies to my friends."

I love the dude's vibe, Humans suck. Lady's kinda super annoying.

#monsterdon #jawsofdeath1976

"We can't afford a fight choreographer or stuntmen."

"Just shoot in the dark."

#monsterdon #doublefeature #MakeTheJawsOfDeath

Oh look. Rape. And don't mean canola.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #MakeTheJawsOfDeath

WTF? Movie is this day for night sexual assault in progress? Kill `em shark boy!
#Monsterdon #MakoJawsofDeath

This 2nd movie, #MakoJawsOfDeath , is slower paced but definitely a better produced, acted, and directed movie than the earlier, "StingOfDeath. I'm getting sucked into watching it.
#Monsterdon

"Hey Bob, we're straight, huh?" Oh sure. You're totally straight. Not at all a gay couple. #Monsterdon

In tonight's performance of "Mako: The Jaws of Death", the gross, corrupt bartender will be played by Temu Captain Kangaroo.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #MakeTheJawsOfDeath

#monsterdon Someone call up Carl Sagan and let him know what that grant money's getting used for

while typing Oh THAT's Buffy Dee, the disco Captain Kangaroo guy. That was a heck of an outfit. and we get more striped shirts...

These two comic reflief guys pretending they aren't a gay couple. #monsterdon

So it is a aquatic titty bar?

#Monsterdon
#MakoTheJawsOfDeath1976

Aquaman Lounge?

#Monsterdon
#MakoTheJawsOfDeath1976

Bowing out before the second feature. That jellyfish film was awkward in so many ways. Jeepers!. Still, thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla, @JoeWynne, and @LuciaG for inviting us to the messy beach party #Monsterdon

I see William Grefé really upped his directorial game in ten years.
(jk) #monsterdon

@klu9

Going to make him Mutiny!

#Monsterdon
#MakoTheJawsOfDeath1976

This movie has a queer vibe. #monsterdon

Wait is he saying there are some things men are not meant to know?

#Monsterdon
#MakoTheJawsOfDeath1976

@klu9 @Taweret

Yes, this is the sort of bad I appreciate in a #Monsterdon

@randy_s

But is Mako in this movie?

#Monsterdon
#MakoTheJawsOfDeath1976

Cigarettes can kill, but so does the Man o' War monster.

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Not sure if his ability to call the shark to attack counts for "Psychic abilities" on my Monsterdon bingo card? 🤔

#Monsterdon #MakoJawsOfDeath

Hey anyone remember that little guy from the Grizzly movie where the bear blows up? Well he's starring in this movie. Also Oddjob.
#Monsterdon #MakoJawsofDeath

Oh. THAT Jaws. I get it now.
#Monsterdon #MakoJawsofDeath

Underwater no one can hear you— never mind

#monsterdon

So this is the origin story of a shark themed Batman villain?
#Monsterdon #MakoJawsofDeath

@peterries butts disease #monsterdon

@klu9 @Wyatt_H_Knott Bigly agree

#Monsterdon

Thanks @Taweret @miru and all

…time for bad Jaws?

#monsterdon

@nev somehow, it remains true that every single #monsterdon is The Magnetic Monster

@peterries That was sarcasm

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I just wasn't noting to cheek some of those boxes 😅 #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

This boat randomly sinking amidst all the Portugese Man-o-Wars trash bags and murdering all the young partyers is tragic, or would be if it made any damn sense!

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Woz?

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@Blort Oh yeah diagonals always count.

#monsterdon #stingOfDeath1966

@nev This jellyfish is not a toy! #monsterdon

@Blort Yeah of course! (Are there bingo games out there that don't count diagonals?)

congrats 🎉

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

The good news is that we all now know how to do the Jellyfish!

Can't wait to see you all at our next pool party...

(thanks @Taweret for hosting @LuciaG for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia; and to all you great #monsterdonians for making it fun)

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @JoeWynne for trivia, @ryan for the @miru stream, and YOU all  for being such good company!

#Monsterdon

Oh no, this preview does not look good. 🦈

#Monsterdon #TheJawsOfDeath1976

#monsterdon ⚠️ In case anyone missed it before the double feature is going to have a lot of not-great stuff really, for real happening to sharks #TheJawsOfDeath

What was the moral of the story? #Monsterdon

@ramsey 🎉

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Anyway that was another fun #monsterdon of a movie I doubt I will ever see again unless it wins another #monsterdon  poll

#monsterdon #stingofdeath1966

Incredible. This movie sucked so bad it could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. Thanks, @Taweret and the rest of the jellies!

Maybe the monster was not listening to the guy who said he could become a jellyfish?
#monsterdon  

I missed most of that. No regrets here. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Whoooo boy, that was bracing!

Though I'll give it this: it wasn't quite the most horrible thing we've ever watched. 🤣

(Invasion of the Star-Creatures, I'm looking STRAIGHT AT YOU.)

#Monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange lmao

#Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

What is WITH this music..?

#Monsterdon

THE OTHER END

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

The End, and they fuck off into the swamp (in the airboat that was out of gas).

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

The wound didn't mean anything? Okay.

#Monsterdon #StingofDeath1966

THE END

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

and they fucked off into the Everglades, where this film should have gone and stayed. RIP the audience.

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

I'm not sure that symbiosis is technically a jellyfish, more of a freshwater hydrozoan. Like a portugeuse man o war, but with an actual man as part of it.

#Monsterdon

Silver T-nuts: 175.3g, 134 total.
Screws: 118.5g, 131 total.
Nuts: 8.6g, 35 total.
Plastic bits: 8.4g, 50 total.

TEAM SILVER T-NUTS WINS BY PHOTO FINISH!

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

so why is that thing on his head then?

And those fish are just not even fucken bothered lol

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo I should have put “scene in a boat”, there’s not been a single car in this movie.

The League of Evil would have been pleased had you survived the first of the trials.

#Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

uhh,. big underwater fart!
#monsterdon

#stingofdeath1966

"...don't try to talk. No really, the lines are that awful. Just don't say them."

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

"I tried to tell them and they wouldn't listen" - what people who had already seen STING OF DEATH were saying last week

#Monsterdon

Seriously, though. Try to imagine this movie without the music.

#monsterdon

@Taweret Actually I thought he was remarkably straight and untangled

and evil

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

"It was horrible. How can something like that ever happen" She's watching the same movie. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

He tampered in God's domain #Monsterdon

SPLOOOOSH
KABOOOOM

#monsterdon

Actually, Egon just farted.

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

#monsterdon Maybe some day someone will find an answer.

Anyway, let's get out of here.

And by later I really mean never. #monsterdon

Jellyfish are well known for wiring their lairs, common knowledge
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WHT IS IT GOING TO EXPLODE??
#monsterdon

He died as he lived, with his head in a balloon.

#monsterdon #stingOfDeath1966

Got behind a bit.
Rescue dog's first puke incident in the house. He did try to go behind the tv which would've been a pain in the ass to clean but i called him back out and it was an easy clean up
#monsterdon

Jellyfish aren’t really AFRAID of flares, but they are cautious of them, so keep that in mind next time you’re confronted by one. #Monsterdon

He’s running out of oxygen

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

"I'll come back for him later" Yeah and he'll go away to live on a nice farm with lots of room to run around in. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

His head became a nice pasta sauce #Monsterdon

Computer, activate cave self destruct, authorization Egon Alpha Bravo

#monsterdon

this movie is why there are now safety warnings on plastic bags

#Monsterdon

I think I heard that music bit on Scooby Doo once..?

#Monsterdon

"I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen..."
"... but why did you try to tell them? Why would you, or anyone else, even care?"

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

#monsterdon Calm him down with a tire iron…

Egon is Jella Jellying. That’s what is happening.

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Wait, why did Egon lose?

#Monsterdon
#StingOfDeath1966

"There's not a moment to waste" there isn't?? Then what was all that dicking around about?! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966

"this place will explode any minute!"

you promise?

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

"This place'll explode any minute!"

Why?

#monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

See the jellyfish is still in the tank.
Egon turned himself into a half jellyfishman!
WERE-JELLYFISH!!!
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath

I missed a climactic scene because I heard "electricity" and immediately figured I knew how jellyfish man was going to be defeated and was looking up this meme so I could link it

hilariously, this incident has its own wikipedia page

#Monsterdon

Note the severe sting injuries the guy is taking on his arms where he has been touched by the jellyfish

oh wait

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath1966

Kick him in the nads. If Jellyfish have nads.

#Monsterdon
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Kick him in his Portuguese man'o sack!

#Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@astroPug there were two on his keister because putting tiny pockets on overly tight garments is a thing!

#Monsterdon 🪼🪼 😬 💀 😱

This is like a TOS fight but wayyyy slower!

#Monsterdon

I am distressed at how much the music is doing the work of this fight scene. 🥴🎶🎶🎶 #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

#monsterdon "This whole place is wired!"

Really? Why? How?

This may be the lamest fight scene ever

#Monsterdon