When filming, choose noisy locations like the junkyard by the freeway/airport

#Monsterdon

@jonny oh, you can read novels of the area

they knew what was up

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

#monsterdon burn the train car! burn the tracks! do the thing!

I wonder what the fungus is doing.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Aw gee, I caught a lot of things from dames, but never atomic radiation before

#monsterdon

So this is less a sci fi monster movie and more a police procedural?

#monsterdon

We get a scene where Phone Man (who is named "John" and an Army guy investigate and find a cabbie who took Laura from the Scientist's house to the airport, then take him away from decontamination.

#monsterdon

lol, decontaminating the snitch...

#monsterdon

"He had no time for Women"

hmmmm

#monsterdon

Surely nobody would enjoy this movie if they hadn't explained the full technical details of their decontamination procedures

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I'm seeing a big blob in a poorly lit room and two jerks

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Finally, the good doctor is dying in agony. Good. Die slowly Doc. Screaming.

#monsterdon Love the cab, Red and White, in Black And White. LOL

Hmm, contagious infection? Let's go inside and take a look and see for ourselves.

#Monsterdon

The taxi driver couldn’t see her because she’s a g-g-g-g-g-girl! A girl in a 1950’s movie!

#monsterdon

The science protocol here is casual. #monsterdon

lol, and now we find out why you don't have an exobiology lab in your own home....

#monsterdon

Anyway, Mustache Scientist got sick of having his monologue interrupted and decided to talk to his ex-wife, giving her custody of his son, which came in an envelope, like all legal powers do. Then he tries to sexually assault, but she hits him back and he stops.

The next day, Laura apologizes for hitting him because... ugh I don't know... ugh. Then she drives away.

#monsterdon

"Hand speaking"

Yeah I've seen Vampire Hunter D, I know how it goes. #Monsterdon

You can't bribe a robot car to never see you, did those tech bros consider that?

#monsterdon

I don't think you need to apologize for that.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"I'm going."

Would you like another lump or two? #Monsterdon

Coming in late - do y'all have a dweeb talking about ganglions?

#monsterdon

If it continues to double in size every day, it's going to be a BIG problem pretty quick.....#monsterdon

Ganglion. In a fungus.

I'm what?

I never thought I'd say this, but let's get at least some Man with the X-ray Eyes level science in here?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I do like the word 'ganglion' and so does the writer

#monsterdon

Mustache Scientist fucks off into his lab and tells the audience that he thinks the red stuff that covers Mars is a "carnivorous fungus" that I guess he got samples of and returned to Earth, a famous good mood.

Anyway, Mustache Scientist is doubly annoyed because while he's monologueing, his ex-wife is trying to adopt her son and also Phone Man is calling him from the rocket base for an update and he would just like to explain the monster fungus to the audience.

#monsterdon

...no. The thing that some people thought might be life on Mars was more blue/green. And it turned out to be dark areas getting dust covered (and uncovered)

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"I call this organism 'blood rust" or is it "blood lust" - oh well, something like that.

#Monsterdon

Well phooey, the file I carefully pre-loaded for #monsterdon tonight - because we're in a situation where I cannot easily download anything over a few kilobytes - lacks an audio track.

siiiiiiiigh

I guess we're missing this tonight after all.

Okay, I sort of hope that Ratigan gets fungus'd

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Are they a throuple? Is this a polycule?

#monsterdon

"Why should I change?"

With Mitchem, I can skip a day. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon sophisticated martini apparatus

This is the most lines I've ever seen Paul F. have in a movie and he's a total tool. Boo. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"Oh, Ratigan. Not tonight."

He's got a da- oh he actually does :/

Got riffback on that one :/ #Monsterdon

what SHENANIGANS is this guy going to get up to with SPACE STUFF in his lab ALL NIGHT baby?

#Monsterdon

Paraphrasing Dr. Palmer: "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it"

Classic.

#Monsterdon

@amyfou #monsterdon

we forgot to check DoesTheMonkeyDie.com !!!

Yes, the Earth bores me and I want to see more.

#monsterdon

Ah yes, a sample of vacuum

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Please stop sending your monkeys into orbit. Monkeys hate orbit!
#monsterdon

no, buddy. I don't think that's the purpose of the film I'm about to see.

#monsterdon

Credits go nyoom ominously

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

How do you adjust the tracking on an mp4

#Monsterdon

You stand facing two doors

Behind one lies questionable movies, wild sh*posting, and the characters who make up #Monsterdon

Behind the other lies a muted tag, a peaceful evening, a rest from the frantically updating feed

Only you know which door is right for you

#monsterdon WHOOSHING. So much whooshing.

lel it'll only take you like a month to go to the moon.

#monsterdon #wrongX

@diazona @aburka

Stop making your city so fun to smash!

#miru #monsterdon #thexfromouterspace

So, wait, did they just give up on going to Mars? Maybe that's why Guileguile is so upset.

#monsterdon #wrongX

Guilala seems like a “fun guy”

#miru #thexfromouterspace #monsterdon

They should awaken the Spece Master Fungus X from Oxnard, to battle it!

#monsterdon #wrongX

"I don't know what that sound is... but it's got a pretty groovy beat!!!"

#monsterdon #wrongX

Today i learned "ii-na" means "This is groovy"

#monsterdon #wrongX

did the western astronaut just propose to the japanese astronaut? do we have lesbians in space? i would like to have lesbians in space

#monsterdon #WrongSpaceMaster

Why is the other dude at his own table? Is he lower-class or something?

#monsterdon #wrongX

Proposition #monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sghBNHf_gMw

"That was a close call! Only one death!"

#monsterdon #wrongX

That movie defied so many of my expectations.

#monsterdon

"It's a plane...it flies in the sky, like a bird!"

"It's a ship, it has a lounge, we turn this boat around!!!"

and then the all get gassed in a trailer. The End

#monsterdon

they should flag down the UFO. according to naval rules, it has to help them out.

#monsterdon #wrongX

@Lazarou @LingLass They just have to spray on a little hair dye and poof! everything's fine #monsterdon

she's making popcorn at a time like this?

#monsterdon #wrongX

@apLundell @moira See, that's where we differ because I would have preferred "The Good Looking Brunette Who Wasn't" #monsterdon

Loving the big colorful orbital diagrams on the wall.

#Monsterdon Double Feature

@randy_s

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It's unfair that we can't vote for them all.

@rebeld I think the monkey should get to claim the name, then. Compensation. #Monsterdon

team the space master was the rocket they launched

no, really, that's what they called it, i know it sounds like it was named by a five year old writing about a ship launched by emperor ming

but it was the rocket

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@CactuarJoe It was the name of the space probe, it wasn't mentioned past the first 5 minutes of the film. And even then it had extra numbers in it's name.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's it... the end... not terrible, not enough coffee wenches…

@combatwombat @miru i dunno, i was surprised how much i enjoyed Space Master X-7. I mean the title was terrible but i enjoyed how it veered into procedural (shitty detective work though) #monsterdon

was expecting Magnum PI to emerge from the chopper.

#monsterdon #wrongX

@brooke I dunno actually

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@neia @wrog semi-gloss at best

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

The end‽ But what happened‽ #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Now I want to write a rust program called "Blood Rust." I've got the name. I'll just have to work backwards from there.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Finishing up a little late, please don't spoil the ending of the movie for me.

Whaddya mean there's no ending?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #wrongX

He said the word! "MIRU!!!"

@SordidAmok it's okay there was no end

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@JoeWynne if they had the money for another 10 minutes they could have had a 'Government Conspiracy' plot as well #monsterdon

The Tubi auto-play I got is "The Flying Disc Man from Mars". Which is ridiculous, I mean Sony never made anything that flew, much less on Mars. #monsterdon

Too much beginning, not enough ending.

#Monsterdon

Guilala's theme goes with anything.

#monsterdon #wrongX

@pngwen That one motorcycle cop was served coffee! Not sure he got to drink it, though.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

That was the meh'iest movie that ever meh'ed. It was so mid it defies description.

#monsterdon

@CardboardRobot Laughing my head off at the reactions to the abrupt ending of #SpaceMasterX7 #Monsterdon

The best likable character was Typhoid Laura. The best dislikeable character was Mustache Scientist; he was a jerk but you were supposed to hate him. The best minor characters were the hazmat suit guys who were flamethrowering each other.

Most other characters were non-notable. The most notable neutral character was the ever present narration that made up a quarter of the film.

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I SAID, GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING FUNGI OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Thanks friends see you next time!!! #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

@kcarr2015 @nhgeek I'm always saying this #monsterdon

Is that truncated grunting sound supposed to be coming from the fungus? Or is that some kind of weird audio encoding error on the YouTube version of the film?

#monsterdon

Heck of a way to end a movie, wow, haha

#Monsterdon

Wait, where's the resolution? Is oxnard just next on the fungus list?

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Um, that’s one of the most abrupt endings we’ve ever had. And that’s saying something

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#Monsterdon🍄 🍄‍🟫 🚀 👽 😱

my spidey senses are tingling about an abrupt ending being imminent

...wait, what #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "try to keep this stuff contained to the baggage compartment" -- me, hyping myself up to meet new people

People should wear suits and ties. And smoke on planes. That'd be nice

#monsterdon

wow, those are some tall buses! (^_^)

#monsterdon

@bstacey Uh-oh. Improved direction, editing, and writing is breaking out. The next thing you know, we'll be crowdsourcing production for "SpaceMaster 2026."

#monsterdon #spacemasterX7

All beautiful people please disrobe immediately!

#monsterdon