Oh so it opened the doors to the outside of the plane. So bits of it are dripping down over the California coast. Well they're all fucked.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
the fungus outside the windows is great
This just in, blood rust can eat or at least dissolve aluminum.
I, for one, am impressed by our new brain-fungus overlords.
Fun (?) fact: "In the late 1970s, as the demographic shifted towards becoming a majority-Latino city, the Ku Klux Klan ... unsuccessfully tried to form a chapter in Oxnard."
@hollie Yeah seriously, me too...
#Monsterdon "blood rust" is when you use a memory-safe programming language to write code for crypto grifters or black-hat hackers
that is pretty scary. #monsterdon
Eek! There's a ripped tarp outside the window!
βGet this ship turned around!β
Sir, this is a Wendyβs. I mean airplane.
They should eb going to San Diego if they have Super Chargers
i wonder if this plane crashed into all that water if the fungus will like that...
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
"Tell him the stuff is getting into the ship!" Ship, airplane, what's the difference?
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
@plaidtron3000 doesn't want to tell mom what Mr Hands is lol #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
"..OH NO! It's Mr. Hand!"
emptying those fire extinguishers in the cabin also seems not great for everyone tho #monsterdon
DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S EVIL!
This is the captain speaking. You know those placards in the seat in front of you about a water landing.. well.. funny story... #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Whaddy'a mean everybody outta here? We're on an airplane! #monsterdon
FUNGUS FUNGUS
#monsterdon
@diazona You're right! I wish I had a pilot's nervous system lol
So the blood rust can drop off of the plane!
yes, this is mister foot
THE END
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
@flowerpot Itβs just stagier I guess. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon this movie's great because from the POV of the folks in the plane cabin there's a monster and it's this weirdo stalking all the brunettes and screaming at people to leave the compartment and emptying the fire extinguishers. #SpaceMasterX7
Just keep doing that lil hop and you'll be fine #monsterdon
Laura, do you like gladiator movies?
OH NO THERE IT IS
Oh, Oxnard. You wonderful place with a hilarious name.
How many compartments does that plane have?
It was all a big misunderstanding. A hideously dangerous, extremely costly to the taxpayer, misunderstanding. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Killer Fungus! #monsterdon
Oh no, return of the glorping sounds
Wrestling with in-flight total boredom as accurate then as now
they're taking the last 10 minutes of the movie to literally show what flying in a plane is like #monsterdon
"He'll probably never use your name nor expose your past
"I hope you're right β or I'll have to take out this whole continent."
"Aren't you afraid to come near me?"
"no, i too have no concept of personal responsibility to the herd" #monsterdon
This film is from when they had smoke detectors in the toilets which would go off if you DIDN'T light up
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#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
You will remain completely anonymous as they burn you into a cinder.
@apLundell Which is probably made of leather? So technically meat I guess?
at this point i'm waiting for a non-ending to just sneak up on us lol
CDC says there is no evidence there is not no blood rust
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oh dude it was DEFINITELY a police matter back there in Los AngelEEZE
i wonder what the space monkey is doing
@trixter OK! Thank you! I must've looked away at that time. #Monsterdon
heh oxnard #monsterdon
He wants to turn around the ship. Which is odd because it's a plane. #monsterdon
... it's not staying in the baggage compartment, is it #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Now the entire plane sounds like it has the upset stomach from the fish!
I donβt understand how the Blood Rust multiplies on baggage with little to no protein, and not on people who are, you know, made of protein
There is a lot of walking around on this flight.
#Monsterdon
LOOK OUT!
HAM SANDWICH ON THE WINDOW!
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
There we go, smoking in flight on the plane.
@Terencio Thought we passed the point of no return for this movie like an hour ago
@kshernandez She opened a newspaper with a headline that said he was dead and the authorities were seeking a "mysterious woman" and she thought, "Oh no, I'M a mysterious woman!" I think it was the narrator who clarified that she thought she was wanted for murder.
Oxnard? That can't be the name of a real place. That sounds like a joke from the Three Stooges.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
Try to keep the stuff in the cargo area of the plane confined? What, with the torches and antiseptic baths we've been using? Sure okay
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"we're gonna have to burn this plane and everyone on it"
Let's revolt!
Well, he should went to the baggage before. Rattinger, you are a slacker.
#monsterdon
#spacemasterx7
#monsterdon You could just ...turn back anyways... doesn't matter if you find her or not. You know, limit the spread. Military dopes who have never heard of quarantine before!
Wow, great observation, Captain Obvious.
@amyfou This movie's gonna have a happy ending, I know it.
@jonny "hi it's me, I'm the problem, it's me"
There's a deadly fungus in the baggage compartment. I want to open up the baggage compartment and let it into the cabin.
#monsterdon
oh well. so much for all of the baggage
THE BLOOD RUST IS EATING OUR LUGGAGE
DID NONE OF YOU BUY SAMSONITE LUGGAGE?
The blood rust is gurgling!
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Would someone please crash the plane so the droning noise will stop.
#Monsterdon
There's a monster in this movie, right?
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Ms. Greeley, I just want you to know we're all counting on you.
Good idea, open the panel to the unpressurized cargo hold #monsterdon
THERE'S... SOMETHING ON THE WING! SOME.... MUSHROOM! #monsterdon
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so he's going to go into the cargo hold in flight and contaminate himself and the rest of the passenger compartment because?
#Monsterdon this is why they don't let you take liquids or gels anymore
Not a full flight, I guess
Hey the entire baggage compartment ate the fish!
@bunnyhero omg seriously
@LingLass This entire act is just absolutely pointless.
@trixter ooh!! Right! Funny, didn't see where she found out he was dead. #Monsterdon
that baby is miced up harder than most of the adults
I've seen the Blood Rust.. uh, could you not sit next to me. Stewardess!!
I want to make a TSA incompetence joke here but nah. #monsterdon
All this bluster about the Blood Rust.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
Chekov's cranky toddler
ratigan is really bad at this
This is the weirdest pickup line ever.
T-10 Minutes until credits. Things are wrapping up fast... #monsterdon
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No, what you ask is 'do you know dr. charles what's his face'
But that would be too *dramatic* #monsterdon
"Office of Internal Security", eh?
*squints suspiciously*
I have a lot of patience for this third lady giving Rattigan an appropriate amount of friction.
"Have to find out what?"
"Whether you're foxy enough to ferry a fungus..."
@jonny One buyer always buys the truth the other buyer always buys lies, you may ask them three questions
what. she "checks out" because she can provide "i.d." which consists of the plane ticket she bought with no i.d.?
#monsterdon
You know, it's weird, but I feel like this movie would be better if it were a spy movie, or if they actually were looking for a murder suspect or something.
I mean, they don't seem all that interested in the fungi outside of it being a MacGuffin.