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Fun (?) fact: "In the late 1970s, as the demographic shifted towards becoming a majority-Latino city, the Ku Klux Klan ... unsuccessfully tried to form a chapter in Oxnard."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxnard_Klan_Riot_of_1978

@hollie Yeah seriously, me too...

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#Monsterdon "blood rust" is when you use a memory-safe programming language to write code for crypto grifters or black-hat hackers

that is pretty scary. #monsterdon

Eek! There's a ripped tarp outside the window!

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‘Get this ship turned around!’

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. I mean airplane.

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They should eb going to San Diego if they have Super Chargers

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i wonder if this plane crashed into all that water if the fungus will like that...
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"Tell him the stuff is getting into the ship!" Ship, airplane, what's the difference?

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@plaidtron3000 doesn't want to tell mom what Mr Hands is lol #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

"..OH NO! It's Mr. Hand!"

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emptying those fire extinguishers in the cabin also seems not great for everyone tho #monsterdon

DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S EVIL!

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This is the captain speaking. You know those placards in the seat in front of you about a water landing.. well.. funny story... #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Whaddy'a mean everybody outta here? We're on an airplane! #monsterdon

FUNGUS FUNGUS
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GET ME MISTER HANDS RIGHT AWAY

oh no.

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@diazona You're right! I wish I had a pilot's nervous system lol

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So the blood rust can drop off of the plane!

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yes, this is mister foot

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THE END
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@flowerpot It’s just stagier I guess. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this movie's great because from the POV of the folks in the plane cabin there's a monster and it's this weirdo stalking all the brunettes and screaming at people to leave the compartment and emptying the fire extinguishers. #SpaceMasterX7

Just keep doing that lil hop and you'll be fine #monsterdon

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Laura, do you like gladiator movies?

OH NO THERE IT IS

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Oh, Oxnard. You wonderful place with a hilarious name.

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"everybody out of here!"

and go where?

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How many compartments does that plane have?

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It was all a big misunderstanding. A hideously dangerous, extremely costly to the taxpayer, misunderstanding. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Killer Fungus! #monsterdon

Oh no, return of the glorping sounds

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Wrestling with in-flight total boredom as accurate then as now

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they're taking the last 10 minutes of the movie to literally show what flying in a plane is like #monsterdon

whup

plane's got indigestion

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"He'll probably never use your name nor expose your past
"I hope you're right – or I'll have to take out this whole continent."

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"Aren't you afraid to come near me?"

"no, i too have no concept of personal responsibility to the herd" #monsterdon

This film is from when they had smoke detectors in the toilets which would go off if you DIDN'T light up

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You will remain completely anonymous as they burn you into a cinder.

@apLundell Which is probably made of leather? So technically meat I guess?

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at this point i'm waiting for a non-ending to just sneak up on us lol

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CDC says there is no evidence there is not no blood rust

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oh dude it was DEFINITELY a police matter back there in Los AngelEEZE

i wonder what the space monkey is doing

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@trixter OK! Thank you! I must've looked away at that time. #Monsterdon

heh oxnard #monsterdon

He wants to turn around the ship. Which is odd because it's a plane. #monsterdon

... it's not staying in the baggage compartment, is it #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Now the entire plane sounds like it has the upset stomach from the fish!

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I don’t understand how the Blood Rust multiplies on baggage with little to no protein, and not on people who are, you know, made of protein

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There is a lot of walking around on this flight.
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LOOK OUT!
HAM SANDWICH ON THE WINDOW!
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There we go, smoking in flight on the plane.

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@Terencio Thought we passed the point of no return for this movie like an hour ago

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@kshernandez She opened a newspaper with a headline that said he was dead and the authorities were seeking a "mysterious woman" and she thought, "Oh no, I'M a mysterious woman!" I think it was the narrator who clarified that she thought she was wanted for murder.

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Oxnard? That can't be the name of a real place. That sounds like a joke from the Three Stooges.
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Try to keep the stuff in the cargo area of the plane confined? What, with the torches and antiseptic baths we've been using? Sure okay

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"we're gonna have to burn this plane and everyone on it"

Let's revolt!

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Well, he should went to the baggage before. Rattinger, you are a slacker.
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#monsterdon You could just ...turn back anyways... doesn't matter if you find her or not. You know, limit the spread. Military dopes who have never heard of quarantine before!

Wow, great observation, Captain Obvious.

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@amyfou This movie's gonna have a happy ending, I know it.

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@jonny "hi it's me, I'm the problem, it's me"

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There's a deadly fungus in the baggage compartment. I want to open up the baggage compartment and let it into the cabin.
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oh well. so much for all of the baggage

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this movie has been the longest hour of my life so far

how is it not done yet

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THE BLOOD RUST IS EATING OUR LUGGAGE

DID NONE OF YOU BUY SAMSONITE LUGGAGE?

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The blood rust is gurgling!
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Would someone please crash the plane so the droning noise will stop.
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There's a monster in this movie, right?
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Ms. Greeley, I just want you to know we're all counting on you.

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Good idea, open the panel to the unpressurized cargo hold #monsterdon

THERE'S... SOMETHING ON THE WING! SOME.... MUSHROOM! #monsterdon

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so he's going to go into the cargo hold in flight and contaminate himself and the rest of the passenger compartment because?

#Monsterdon this is why they don't let you take liquids or gels anymore

Not a full flight, I guess

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Hey the entire baggage compartment ate the fish!

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@bunnyhero omg seriously

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@LingLass This entire act is just absolutely pointless.

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@trixter ooh!! Right! Funny, didn't see where she found out he was dead. #Monsterdon

that baby is miced up harder than most of the adults

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I've seen the Blood Rust.. uh, could you not sit next to me. Stewardess!!

I want to make a TSA incompetence joke here but nah. #monsterdon

All this bluster about the Blood Rust.
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Chekov's cranky toddler

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ratigan is really bad at this

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This is the weirdest pickup line ever.

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T-10 Minutes until credits. Things are wrapping up fast... #monsterdon

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No, what you ask is 'do you know dr. charles what's his face'

But that would be too *dramatic* #monsterdon

"Office of Internal Security", eh?

*squints suspiciously*

I have a lot of patience for this third lady giving Rattigan an appropriate amount of friction.

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"Have to find out what?"

"Whether you're foxy enough to ferry a fungus..."

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@jonny One buyer always buys the truth the other buyer always buys lies, you may ask them three questions

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what. she "checks out" because she can provide "i.d." which consists of the plane ticket she bought with no i.d.?
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You know, it's weird, but I feel like this movie would be better if it were a spy movie, or if they actually were looking for a murder suspect or something.

I mean, they don't seem all that interested in the fungi outside of it being a MacGuffin.

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"I'm a buyer, i never buy an item for itself"

Capitalism as a personality has never looked good #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@hollie lol but from what I understand that's actually kind of true, pilots train for all kind of crazy situations so nothing fazes them

Also they know the plane can probably fly quite a way with the tail on fire 😂

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@klu9 Yes. I am getting slightly miffed about this bait & switch. At least other schlock tried to have a fun monster. Or anything. Even if it’s just a „magnetic“ monster. #monsterdon