@josh0 Did I miss them setting fire to the plane? I always look at my phone at the most inconvenient moments #Monsterdon

can't figure out if "NO STEP" on a vertical surface is saying "everything is horizontal from some point of view in space" or "we don't know what this is for"

#monsterdon #WrongSpaceMaster

@klu9 Y'know we've had #Monsterdon movies with giant eggs, giant fungi, giant lizards that probably taste like chicken, and I'm sure there was something that would qualify as giant cheese at some point 🤔

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something-something-space-mistress-devilgirl.png #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

#monsterdon more Sci-Fi films need some ride-cymbal lawrence welk space jazz clarinet and tack piano harp swoop -The X From Outer Space (1967)

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@RobynGoodfellow "The Magnetic Monster" at least had decent effects. X-7, not so much.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

So! Another film successfully launched in this case _back_ into space, hopefully all spores dispersed. Great job, team, and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Big thanks to @Taweret for the film tonight; the second unofficial feature looks like a better film, but I'm off to bed.

At least we had both smoking *and* coffee! And a monkey, semi-traumatized. A nice police procedural with a side of space fungus.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@kcarr2015 @hollie @diazona

And the baggage guy on the train

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@kcarr2015 @hollie At least we were fortunate enough to get that

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

is krankor in this one? he's always good

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@diazona 😂

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

My review on #letterboxd took this to task for excessive use of dull activity in what was supposed to be a weird science fictional tale. At least Mr. Voiceover quit after the first 20 minutes. One and a half stars https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/space-master-x-7/ #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Valid.

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@hollie yeah seriously!

They totally should have tried building a giant automatic cat feeder that drops a couple suitcases three times a day and it would probably chill there

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Well, I have come to accept that there is no more movie, and in fact the thing Tubi switched to is a completely different film. (Also about mars, though.)

Have a great week everyone! Thank you @Taweret for hosting once again.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@hollie @diazona It just had a thing for a really nice carryon.

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I think the company that made this movie is mostly known for distributing anime. Like the theatrical movies of the original Gundam.
#Monsterdon #XFromOuterSpace

I don't have work in the morning, so I'm going to tune in to the double feature stream.
https://miru.miyaku.media/

#monsterdon

Wait, did fire retardant used to kill plants in the 50s?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Wow, um... that's the end, huh? #Monsterdon

Ok.

Ah, and the #monsterdon
#spacemasterX7 ending reveals the origins of planes landing, putting citizens in busses and driving them off to unknown parts.

It was all in the script in 1958.

Nothing to see here, move along....

Is this movie also about a blonde lady's taint?
#Monsterdon #XFromOuterSpace

Sorry, that was *asshole* doc.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

#monsterdon So far I like the Narrator better in the double feature, she seems like the type who would laugh and softly fake-punch you in the arm if you believed something other than only the truth. The theme song is kind of bangin' too.

@Newpa_Hasai I feel that

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Technically, if the plane crashes and explodes, doesn't that solve the problem? #Monsterdon

No #monsterdon bingo for me tonight, #spacemasterX7 delivered entertainment expected of a B movie, but not much more.

@moira

sharply *PARTED* hair,
and I think Dr. Rapey definitely qualifies there

#monsterdon

betcha the foreign westerner is the real monster.

#monsterdon #wrongX

@plaidtron3000 your version too, huh? #monsterdon

@srol yeah, i was enjoying it up to a point. i liked the detective work angle. but yeah it didn't know how to end #monsterdon

Yes, because tightening the screws will keep it contained. #Monsterdon

I expected a sudden ending but... was there an ending?

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Are there any beautiful brunettes in #Monsterdon ?

And while you're here for #Monsterdon, don't forget to check the #WorstMonsterdon hashtag and vote in the finals!

Who let a photographer all the way to the door of the plane? And why didn’t he have a functional flash? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

That was not the worst movie we’ve watched, and blessedly short.

That’s all I have to say about that.

#Monsterdon

Replaying the start: “it will tell you what you must know in order to survive” #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 I agree, that's what happens next! #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Toho made Godzilla.
Daiei made Gamera.
Toei made mostly Sentai and Kamen Rider but some movies.
And then there's whoever the heck made Guilala~
#Monsterdon #XFromOuterSpace

#Monsterdon ITS NOT A SHIP

The moral of the story is that everyone assumed the fungus was from outer space, but it was actually from the douchey Dr. Pommer so ordinary medical procedures are able to deal with it. I guess. #monsterdon

This 'point of no return' business is completely bogus in the absence of their establishing that there are things they can do in L.A. that they can't in Honolulu.

#Monsterdon
#SpaceMasterX7

#Monsterdon

"Try to keep the Blood Rust confined to the baggage compartment."

I'll get right on that by smoking a cigarette

And nairy a drop of coffee was consumed. No Bingo for me tonight :(

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@APBBlue true dat

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Everybody out of here? Out of the plane? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Mill around standing during a belly landing is just the thing
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Um, what happened?

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It was all about the ignorant woman, always trouble! #monsterdon

wait. that's it?
we don't even get to see fungus fucking off into the sea?

one star minus.

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REFUND #Monsterdon

Wait, that's it?

…

They all hopped a bus and fucked off to decon?

…

Okay.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Next time, use bleach.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Holy fucking shit! That was... I mean that was... what was that!?

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not a lot of hazmat stuff. you know, the whole reason you were landing there to begin with. not a lick of NBC gear...
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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And they fucked off onto the tarmac..

So... what ever happened to the fungus?

#monsterdon

Don’t let them out. We just have never understood airborn contagion #Monsterdon

Wait, there's no fungus all around the outer shell of the plane? What a joke!
#monsterdon
#spacemasterx7

Oh no they are under attack from a slimy tarp!!
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Huh

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#SpaceMasterX7

??????

#monsterdon

(sirens wailing)

Oh, yeah, so is the audience!

#monsterdon

*shakes fist* #monsterdon

Wait what, that's it? The movie just ends with a plane load of exposed passengers departing to go spread spores #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

ah, the first co-opting of accident footage for a movie (probably not) #monsterdon

Ope, gotta decon the whole plane now. Decon it right into <redacted>.

#Monsterdon

Everyone remain calm. There's a fungus among us.

#monsterdon

So yeah, why is it no longer ungulfing the whole fucking airplane? #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

@Violinknitter

Don't worry, just Oxnard

#Monsterdon

"This isn't Hawaii...."

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And then the bus explodes. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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please, passengers, no screaming. The screaming will not help and it's extremely annoying

Whoops, back to stock footage, huh?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

There was a mushroom on the wing of the plane! Matango really escalated.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

#Monsterdon it's.... it's not a ship

it's a plane

I guess depressurization at 18k feet (or lower) is a bit different from modern jets.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Don't flush the toilets!

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It looks like they're being attacked by an air kracken, which would be COOL

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

[all screaming] #monsterdon

Must be a JetBlue flight.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

That was both a convincing effect and kinda hilarious.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

The Amazing Flying Fungus
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@wohali Maybe only Shatner can see that?

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cool there's a wet sheet outside the window of this plane!

Oh so it opened the doors to the outside of the plane. So bits of it are dripping down over the California coast. Well they're all fucked.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

the fungus outside the windows is great

#monsterdon

This just in, blood rust can eat or at least dissolve aluminum.

I, for one, am impressed by our new brain-fungus overlords.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

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Fun (?) fact: "In the late 1970s, as the demographic shifted towards becoming a majority-Latino city, the Ku Klux Klan ... unsuccessfully tried to form a chapter in Oxnard."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxnard_Klan_Riot_of_1978

@hollie Yeah seriously, me too...

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

#Monsterdon "blood rust" is when you use a memory-safe programming language to write code for crypto grifters or black-hat hackers

that is pretty scary. #monsterdon

Eek! There's a ripped tarp outside the window!

#monsterdon

‘Get this ship turned around!’

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. I mean airplane.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

They should eb going to San Diego if they have Super Chargers

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#SpaceMasterX7

i wonder if this plane crashed into all that water if the fungus will like that...
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"Tell him the stuff is getting into the ship!" Ship, airplane, what's the difference?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7