Ooh, I smell kaiju #monsterdon

underwater kaiju attack

very nice

#monsterdon

squid game #monsterdon

don't touch it! that's how you get space amoebad!
#monsterdon

I want a NIHON AQUALUNG dive watch now too #monsterdon

#monsterdon In hindsight, he probably should have TOLD the space agency that he saw the capsule come down.

pictures of helios seven = got #monsterdon

Excuse me, I was promised an amoeba, why have we only seen a squid so far #monsterdon

All the divers dressed up in honor of Bruce Lee #monsterdon

#monsterdon I guess Rico got better?

standing on the shore…missing my squid…… #monsterdon

"it almost worked" says fakest, most obvious scammer ever #monsterdon

Gee, he was such a convincing anthropologist too #monsterdon

they are on a monster infested jungle island with hostile locals and he still has fancy cigarettes to smoke what a guy #monsterdon

Now who are *these* people #monsterdon

they agreed #monsterdon

#monsterdon So what's that building they're all hanging out in?

Did the natives just have a function hall they weren't using?

This guy is functionally Dennis Nedry but he dresses like Dodgson #monsterdon

he'll make a million dollars #monsterdon

where's squiddy #monsterdon

looks like he put a curse on us... very mature... 🙄​ #monsterdon

This song isn't half the banger the Mothra song is #monsterdon

trying yelling 'rico! at him. maybe that will help

#monsterdon

i miss the squid

#monsterdon

the tact of this man I stg #monsterdon

#monsterdon "They were probably lovers".

Guys, they're standing RIGHT THERE.

is this the end of rico? #monsterdon

Frostbite? Looks like a hickey #monsterdon

literally who doesn't #monsterdon

#monsterdon You're all suffering from #monsterphobia!

It's a good thing they have that lady around to scream at things so they don't miss anything #monsterdon

I am told by experts that there is no chance the squid can come onto land. It is physically impossible.
*assistant whispers in ear*
#monsterdon

FROSTBITE #monsterdon

Looks like he's been making out with a squid to me #monsterdon

@Taweret They'd just make one of those Farmers Insurance ads about the story #monsterdon

@funkula no no visible legs are part of the experience #monsterdon

good luck explaining to the insurance company that a squid wrecked your house

#monsterdon

Non-bipedal kaiju are really best portrayed by animatronics because you will be able to see the dude's legs inside the suit clearly #monsterdon

The calamari is fresh #monsterdon

#monsterdon "hey, the jeep! The one right in front of us that we're all facing! "

still a better movie than hammamet (2020) #monsterdon

the whole rest of the movie could just be this squid wrecking shit and i would be good with that

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Call me old fashioned, but I think squid should stay in the ocean.

@pinkosock @Taweret that's a given #monsterdon

Pope Space Amoeba #monsterdon

@funkula Did an ordinary squid swallow a bunch of space amoebae? #monsterdon

@Taweret could be wetter is my only thing
#monsterdon

hope this doesn't awaken anything in me... #monsterdon

Lmfao the squid suit #monsterdon

i unironically love the squid kaiju

no notes

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This kaiju is very up close and personal #monsterdon

@pinkosock ...hit the guy right next you to the ground #monsterdon

this Land Octopus is delightful! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Fantastic.

@req if it sucks...
#monsterdon

@Taweret It's a Gamerita #monsterdon

lmao he's leaving the fuckers there #monsterdon

I'm OK with this #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh hey, A japanese watch! They're good value.

who screams at a tortoise tho?

#monsterdon

This might be the only time anyone has ever screamed about a tortoise #monsterdon

blue glow! blue glow! #monsterdon

bucket hats are gonna come back

#monsterdon

AAAAA!

Smol Gamera!

#Monsterdon

He's suffering from Post-Tentacle Stress Disorder #monsterdon

It's cadavra cave! #monsterdon

oh the biggest underground cavern? even better
#monsterdon

Tiniest kaiju! #monsterdon

love to start by exploring the underground cavern. one of my favorite types of cavern to start by exploring.
#monsterdon

Sick hat #monsterdon

as opposed to the above-ground cavern #monsterdon

I would run away too of I encountered a couple of sleazy lounge lizard researchers and their entourage #Monsterdon

rico! sauve! #monsterdon

ass = got #monsterdon

lol
#monsterdon

"oh, I'm expert at communicating with monsters."

"the monster is my penis" #monsterdon

Not sure I've ever seen a sleazy anthropologist before #monsterdon

I'm into monster chasing for all the babes

definitely Peak Mojo era

#Monsterdon

@Taweret They would have made another Godzilla movie but the monster had been drafted to serve in the self-defense forces #monsterdon

Just a little life tip: never have a conversation about monster reports being fake on your way into the forbidden monster area

#Monsterdon

You wouldn't like him when he's angry #monsterdon

"not to tell you that I told you so but" #monsterdon

"It got... it got... it got... what's his name!" #monsterdon

damn that's fucked up
#monsterdon

The water's willing to sacrifice our love! #monsterdon

I’m sure these fishermen will be fine #monsterdon

foolish story about a #monsterdon

Doctor Mir sounds like he's dubbed by Dean Martin or something #monsterdon

an island of monsters, but not monster island #monsterdon

SERGIO ISLAND #monsterdon

:unsure_fry:​ what year was it that they started the Dharma initiative? #monsterdon

We want shots of the island in its natural state so everyone can see how much we fuck it up #monsterdon

ah yes, television series... that's how they call it now... #monsterdon

@Taweret was gonna say, lots of familiar faces! #monsterdon

@msh I’m not watching this #Monsterdon , but if I tune in and don’t see Shatner I’m going to be very disappointed.

wonder if the newly discovered island with untapped natural beauty has an ancient protector kaiju? probably not
#monsterdon

hashtag casual misogyny #monsterdon

he was so shocked about Helios coming back he totally missed the monkey on the wing tearing apart the engine #Monsterdon

i think every single actor in this was also in at least one godzilla movie

#monsterdon

he couldn't get pictures of spider-man #monsterdon