that's also how i respond when someone tries to take my picture

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#monsterdon Rico, blink three times if this is a forced wedding....

straights are not okay #monsterdon

Just lucky the space alien didn't happen upon a honey badger I'd say #monsterdon

rico is thrilled

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#monsterdon Yes, if the three of us can't kill it, the entire world doesn't stand a chance.

Guy talks like an NPC #monsterdon

"according to all known principles" stg I thought the bee movie script was kicking off #monsterdon

that's the only sensible option #monsterdon

#SpaceCreatures #monsterdon

#monsterdon SPACE CREATURES!

please stop calling it an octopus

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This just became John Carpenter’s Space Amoeba #monsterdon

okay this is just like shin ultraman in a way #monsterdon

so the amoeba is controlled by intellegent aliens

so the aliens made the squid wreck some huts as part of their plan to conquer the earth

yes, i see

i see

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THE FIRST TRUE SPACEMAN #monsterdon

to be fair he's like the 3rd step
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uhoh Leisure Suit Larry has contracted Space Amoebas #Monsterdon

i want the squid back

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#Monsterdon the space amoeba is on the move & looking for another monster to possess. I hope its a human

holy shit what kind of monster an anthropologist might turn in? #monsterdon

now for the monster's true form: ANTHROPOLOGIST
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Sleazebag is going to be our next kaiju #monsterdon

oh man are we gonna have a gargantua situation with that dude #monsterdon

@Taweret I think it firstly mutates the animals to make them bigger #monsterdon

Giant enemy crab defeated #monsterdon

so... without the amoeba possessing it... it's just an ordinary giant crab monster

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i don't think the monster was taken care of for good this time
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NARRATOR: It wasn't. #monsterdon

New theory: all the kaiju are from Spongebob #monsterdon #squidward #KrustyKrab

whoever worked out the timing on these explosions…perfection #monsterdon

We need the biggest tub of melted butter #monsterdon

photographer's got cake #monsterdon

Now I understand where the suit budget went #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic at this point it looks like it's basically The Seafood Buffet fro Hell #Monsterdon

honestly a kaiju that inhabits different bodies is a pretty good idea #monsterdon

well THAT was surprisingly gory! #Monsterdon

the detail they put on the crab is greatly appreciated #monsterdon

Anyway, the hotel's gonna be great #monsterdon

#monsterdon I guess hotel lady was joking when she said even she'd bring a gun?

I'm just glad the plot line about the submarine hotel is dead #monsterdon

this monster is kinda crabby #monsterdon

OK we had the calamari, now it's time for the crawfish boil #monsterdon

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the kaiju being smaller actually works. it allows the characters to actually interact with them

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the amoeba's already reached evolution's final forme!
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That crabs mouth parts are legitimately creepy #monsterdon

aw crap now we have crabs #Monsterdon

@Taweret My money's on the tortoise making a second appearance #monsterdon

the crab is okay

he's no squid....

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im not saying you should keep shooting, but maybe you don't need to be so urgent about getting him back
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aaaaand here it is #monsterdon

im going to be very sad if the squid doesn't come back

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Aw dang they missed him #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like how he says the most mysterious thing he could say and then gets angry when people ask for explanation.

Oh yeah this ammunition is going to be still usable and not 90% inert and 10% explosive misfires #monsterdon

Actually the space amoeba is the doctor, the glitter is Dr Spaceamoeba’s monster, and the squid is Dr Spaceamoeba’s monster’s monster.
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yeah i think we've seen every single one of these actors in at least one other movie

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the refs in this game are terrible

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Look out for desmond! #monsterdon

hope you're happy! now the space amoeba will have to look for another host 🙄​ #monsterdon

Sadly it couldn't find an urgent care place that was in network #monsterdon

The squid kinda has some flextrek whipsnake action going on when it's walking around #monsterdon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

glitter amoeba?

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Now the marinara sauce! #monsterdon

:blobsadreach:​ #monsterdon

I think they should grill it over charcoal, a spritz of lemon... #monsterdon

it has the characteristics of an octopus but it looks like a squid and walks on land and has something to do with amoebas from space #Monsterdon

squiddy!! noooo!!

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#monsterdon This movie loves having characters shout "Look at that!" and then point in the direction they're all already looking.

It's like they're shouting at the camera man.

leave the squid alone!

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Fun fact, you might also recognize this kaiju from its role in Super Mario Sunshine (2002) #monsterdon

@pinkosock THAT'S RIGHT #monsterdon

@funkula I snickered when they were hypothesizing that the monster "doesn't like rubber" #monsterdon

Don't call me shirley #monsterdon

#monsterdon If tourists did come to this island, the native extras would probably bond with them over a shared love of brightly colored polo shirts.

@req #monsterdon

@funkula it's perfect #monsterdon

That squid kinda sashays around don't it #monsterdon

@Taweret But the characters keep calling it "the octopus" #monsterdon

I feel like they could've at least misted the squid suit so it didn't look like dry concrete #monsterdon

#monsterdon This squid really hates small structures like huts and shacks.

this movie should have been called The Squid That Totally Ruled

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@Taweret I hope Toho is remaking this film now under the title Space Covid #monsterdon

Weirdly this kaiju is not *that* much bigger than actual colossal squid. Just more bulk, must lift. #monsterdon

I think the eyes are my favorite part, they can even move #monsterdon

zero notes for these effects #monsterdon

@Taweret It explains why it never showed up in the trailer #monsterdon

so the glittery thing that went into the spaceship was the amoeba?

is that right?

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The monster the locals call Ben Gazzara #monsterdon

#monsterdon I thought the natives were a barely contacted people, but they're all wearing modern clothes.

@pinkosock that's not safe at all! #monsterdon

@Taweret @funkula yeah dunno what happened to the Big Cell but I gotta say tentacles rule #Monsterdon

Itsa me, the giant squid! #monsterdon

a tentacle monster that doesn't like rubber???
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@Taweret This is a film about ethnic strife. There doesn't need to be a plot #monsterdon

yellow in this movie is a character in itself #monsterdon

like there's no plot or anything but this is great so far

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SOUND THE OCTOALERT #monsterdon

Why does the unmanned probe have a whole ass Apollo capsule control room in it #monsterdon