#monsterdon Every movie photographer is required to lose their camera before the action climax of the film.

Thunderbirds are go! #monsterdon

Dammit my neti pot had space amoebas in it and now they've crossed the blood-brain barrier and are making me drive a truck bomb into Carlsbad Caverns #monsterdon

@Taweret We are on a mission to conquer our hour again next week #monsterdon

@freebird It turns out we were infected with glittery space alien dust and that made us mighty #monsterdon

today's #monsterdon lesson brought to you by @Taweret is "make sure the water isn't contaminated with space amoebas before you go swimming"

Thanks for another fun one!

@cheribaker Don't you mean octopus? #monsterdon

What I took away from "Space Amoebas" - I need kaiju costumes for my cats when they fight.

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Did anyone even utter the world "amoeba" ever in this movie? #monsterdon

seriously that was one of my favs that we've done. no real lulls. just nonstop fun

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The lesson we all learned is that the Japanese and the islanders can live in harmony after all when nature goes cuckoo #monsterdon

#monsterdon So I guess they're all clear to build their submersible hotel, right?

Do ocean liners usually sail *toward* active volcanoes #monsterdon

gg humanity once again, ty @Taweret 😊​
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love that these movies always end with the cast laughing like that #monsterdon

@Taweret thanks for hosting! that was great! #monsterdon

ty for joining everyone!!

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Oh shit bye Obata! #monsterdon

Obata! Obata! Rico! I mean Obata!!! #monsterdon

the natural biological instinct of an anthropologist is to jump into a volcano
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that was peak kino

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So, is the squid also dead?

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Everything that the scientist pronounces dramatically is obviously and hilariously false #monsterdon

Typical paparazzi we saved the world and he is all "damn I didn't get a picture" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's STOP, DROP, AND ROLL for volcanoes!

That explosion was more powerful than an a-bomb—oh hey Obata! #monsterdon

Wait, what's causing all this volcanic activity? #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a good thing that Earth has high-pitched noises, unlike all the other planet the Astro-Quavers have conquered.

this kaiju fight is so well directed I'm in awe #monsterdon

tortoises have a natural instinct to pull crabs into volcanoes

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The crab vs. tortoise fight looks like it's between a couple of pre-K kids #monsterdon

@req crum
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I'm delighted that they came up with a way to get WWE Raw Kaiju Edition into this one even if it was kinda contrived #Monsterdon

crab cum?? 😳​ #monsterdon

Bold move to make kaiju completely lacking in radioactive breath weapons #monsterdon

They've gone back to their natural biological instincts, the ancient hatred between crawfish and tortoise, where neither can suffer the other to live #monsterdon

uhhhhh what exactly was that “attack” bro #monsterdon

The symmetrical bats and flames would make this so wild to watch on mushrooms #monsterdon

@pinkosock I think that's true for everyone #monsterdon

#monsterdon How do the bats know to swarm around the Kaiju?

Did someone explain the plot to them?

the movement on the crab's mouth and eyes is nice

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I wish the squid pro quo was here tho #monsterdon

This has a real Birdemic feel all of a sudden #monsterdon

is a crab's natural biological instinct to attack tortoises?
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Did not expect pro wrestling moves #monsterdon

#monsterdon "They've gone back to their natural biological instincts"

Which is why the crab is body-slamming a turtle.

kaiju fight! kaiju fight! #monsterdon

Crab rave #monsterdon

Oh, he's on his back. Now he's stuck.

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Hollywood could learn a lot from this film

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one thing that has more power of suggestion over Leisure Suit Larry than advanced space creatures is a pretty lady #Monsterdon

I don’t think this guy is a real biologist… #monsterdon

Aww the sleazebag gets a redemption arc #monsterdon

he saved the bats 🥺​ #monsterdon

Too bad they left all their guns behind so they cannot subdue Obata #monsterdon

excellent eye acting #monsterdon

It’s so hard to find strike anywhere matches #monsterdon

"Octopus" too, please #monsterdon

“I have to see mankind perish a completely different way!” #monsterdon

@apLundell Is that the mascot in Houston? #monsterdon

@Taweret there's so much talent going on here #monsterdon

This movie meets my theremin quota #monsterdon

it's okay rico you tried #monsterdon

#monsterdon So how come this guy isn't giant?

Rico’s feeling better I guess #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We are known to you as Astro-Quavers!"

Are you, though? Really?

So much gasoline on this remote island with 80 inhabitants #monsterdon

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD
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just look at him! he has spooky eye shadow!
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this movie honestly rules tho

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I think Obata should have glittery skin like a Twilight vampire #monsterdon

Now I must lose consciousness in the normal human fashion #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! The traitor from before has betrayed us again!

turns out the true monster was tourism and real estate developers going after indigenous land #monsterdon

i hope everyone washed all the dead bat off their hands before they ate

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@msh chekov's turtle #monsterdon

@msh These filmmakers know their stuff #monsterdon

Allow me to perform a normal human laugh.

Heh heh heh.

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LOVE the telescoping neck on the tortoise #monsterdon

speak of the devil #monsterdon

ok so screaming at the turtle before was some kind of foreshadowing #Monsterdon

oh is that the tortoise from earlier? but now its a kaiju?

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thought that was the anthropologist for a sec lol #monsterdon

It's tortoise time! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Teeth?? Turtles don't have teeth!

After that behind the scenes video from earlier in the week, I like imagining all the “raaa. raaaaaahh!!” sound the actors are making #monsterdon

THE TURTLE FINALLY GAVE YOU A REASON TO SCREAM #monsterdon

#monsterdon The sound guy adding the background chatter forgot that most of the islanders don't speak english.

I thought when they were talking about needing powerful sound waves they would have devised a plan for the wedding band to save them all #monsterdon

I mean yes it’s a space creature but I just don’t think it could kill ALL the bats #monsterdon

And that's the story of how everyone got Marburg #monsterdon

#monsterdon DON'T PICK UP THE DEAD BATS!

#Monsterdon what in the *Mars Attacks* kind of plan is that?

"since this happened twice we can be sure of it" are you sure you're a scientist #monsterdon

how convenient! photographer guy invented an alien-killing sound device in godzilla vs monster zero #monsterdon

It seems like Rico is really overreacting #monsterdon

Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico Rico! #monsterdon

SOUNDWAVES #monsterdon

Who cares about giant sea creatures? PAR-TAY! #monsterdon

Somebody please punch Rico? He’s getting riled again
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