@Taweret The models are delightful. #Monsterdon

What has Godzilla been doing? #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

#monsterdon caCAO caCAO

Spyga returns in "Destroy all monsters" where they used up most of the rest of the webbing in an interprative dance re-telling of 'The Aristocrats'

Spiders always bring their own straw.

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fuckin' Star Trek TOS scene music #monsterdon

So is this the part where Godzilla stomps in waving Sting and the Light of Earendil around? And by 'Sting', I mean, radioactive flaming halitosis fu.

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@jonny SCIENCE MUST GET DONE #monsterdon

i do enjoy the models tho

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STRAW DEPLOYED!

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sky egg

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Wake up Godzilla, this spider is OP #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Has seemingly unlimited capacity #monsterdon

Godzilla falls asleep and loses custody of his new son.
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@yatsu WEB 'EM ALL

LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT

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@jonny@neuromatch.social If they freeze the island, the kaiju will at least go into torpor, right?

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Also, I thought Godzilla stomped the special towers? #Monsterdon

Baby Godzilla encased in spider webs

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yeah detonate this unit [obscene gesture]

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RIP baby Zilla
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that spider like, f it, i'm spraying anything that moves, we can sort it out later. #monsterdon

you gotta crawl before you can walk, and you gotta spontaneously slide along on your belly before you can crawl

#monsterdon

It is convenient that the remote island research team brought along a pair of stylish ladies' boots in Reiko's size

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are they TRYING TO STILL DO THE EXPERIMENT #monsterdon

Was this baby Godzilla the inspiration for ET? The face really looks like ET to me

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Perhaps... our young people should not be outside... during the experiment? Have any of the characters considered this?

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#monsterdon honestly wouldn’t mind if giant spider webbed up every single person and creature on the island

I'm thinking Gilligan and Maryann probably make it off the island. Not so sure about the others, though. #Monsterdon

Okay so Reiko got her shirt from camera guy, but who's tight pants is she borrowing? Which one of those scientists has a tight ass? Was it the guy dragged away by spider leg?
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it's the Kumonga vs. Kamacuras showdown we've been waiting for!!! #Monsterdon

okay so Godzilla is the dad and Baby Godzilla is the baby so who's the mom?

Is it the island girl?

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see, you didn't need a Sonde Equipping Room after all! all you need is a cave!

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I know a Godzilla’s greatest weakness is silk, but Minilla just immediately drops like a sack of potatoes. Face down, just lies there.

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#Monsterdon Godzilla is really a crappy parent.

fuck that mantis was CRUSIN #Monsterdon

The giant Kumonga leg prop is the swinging pendulum of this movie #monsterdon

oh now it's WCW Pro Wrestling #monsterdon

Minilla screams like a very annoyed cat.
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@CactuarJoe
> Usually thermal underwear'll prevent that. #MONSTERDON

...unfortunately we used all the thermal underwear for the solgell antipasto

Wow giant spider webbing is OP

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Eeeeuch, somehow Minilla looks even creepier under the webbing :/ #MONSTERDON

Godzilla vs. Mantises in the soccer match of the millennium!

He shoots, he hits the baby on the head! GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

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baby godzilla going down from the spider silk like an WWE bit #monsterdon

I laughed pretty hard when amid the cave-in and falling rocks and giant spiders the professor's like "Ah, we still have enough energy for the experiment." #Monsterdon

Dropped him like a sack of 2 ton potatoes. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

#monsterdon Poison Ivy??

Rocks are known to bounce in a cave in, right?

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Fun fact, spitting spider silk is also laced with venom.

Also, Kumonga's crystalline purple eyes remind me of _Habronattus aztecanus_' curious patterned retinas: https://youtu.be/Dq5ky7vjPYo

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damn, i think the cool speech bubbles were actually from All Monsters Attack, which is arguably an even worse movie (but it has its moments) #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Son of Godzilla, these boulders bounce EXTRA high :D

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Godzilla needs one of those child-leashes. Or a sitter. #Monsterdon

@moira What movie are you watching? #ProbablyNotAeuphemism #monsterdon

These guys are lucky. Last time we saw a cave in Jack Palance almost got brained. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@b telling the spiga to suck it

he's a rude little boi

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Dude dodged those falling rocks like it was a cutscene qucktime event. #Monsterdon

Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things

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Why does thr little godzilla keep gesturing to his crotch?

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"...this cavern is made of bouncy rocks!"

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BOUNCY BOULDERS YAAY!

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what's big godzilla been up to #monsterdon

I can never tell what size Minilla is supposed to be in relation to the humans.

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Kid's got some seriously weird dentition. :/ #MONSTERDON

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oh I see, they were cutting back and forth between two entirely different sets of people so it's like

DRAMATIC EGG STEALING SCENE

Meanwhile, back at the office

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Godzilla really picked the most dangerous neighbourhood he could to raise a kid didn't he

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Saeko's personality changed a lot in this Kumonga attack scene, so fearful instead of badass. She became Saeko Chicken #monsterdon

I think the spider has more patience than i do

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These two are too sexy for this #Monsterdon

This actress really needs a bikini

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let's find out if the potato amplifies or blocks radio waves

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Theme Of The Bay reminds me of that italian song in the first Pink Panther movie. #monsterdon

This One Girl and her unlimited and always available wardrobe.

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Honestly every part of this except the titular Son of Godzilla is really cool. #monsterdon

so far this is the most fun monsterdon movie i've watched (of the admittedly few lol). not that i have any idea what the hell is happening though haha

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Okay so were the mantises really just like, cracking this single egg all this time?

And the mantises just doing an interpretive dance at the baby godzilla

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The radio's working!
"Cosmic Crunchies are the best.
Look delicious on your vest.
Server them to unwanted guests.
Stuff the mattress with the rest." #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Aww baby Godzilla wants to play with the radio antenna

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#monsterdon Spyga keeps making these "caCAO" sounds and it's reminding of the Portlandia safeword sketch.

"We'll soon have some Sogell Spinach(tm) to eat" (Now with 75% less shorts.)

Where is Godzilla all this time their child is wandering around a dangerous island by themselves, they don't have a job?!

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REALLY. Of all the science things in this movie, the radio not going through thick cave walls is what they do right.

Well... good. As long as it doesn't start to work through water.

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the spider's language consists of "choo choo" laser noises because it is a steam-powered pneumatic lifeform, those sounds are sort of like the gas release in 18-wheeler brakes #monsterdon

Wow, deja vu all over again

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@amyfou But she diesn't know that... #StartsCallingHR #Monsterdon

I'll be honest I somehow wasn't expecting any gory deaths in this movie? #monsterdon

Great puppetry on the giant Spida leg. Well done. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

No biologist here, but It should spit web form it's butt, right?
#monsterdon

First death?

nope

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when are the monsters going to start playing soccer again?

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It is a giant puppet of a finger! That makes me very happy! #Monsterdon

this movie feels a lot longer than it is

#monsterdon

Okay so the mantises have been mutated by the experiments to be huge beasts... but the giant spider was always there underground?
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shatner's in the back room of the cave still sleeping it off

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"abunai this
abunai that
look I just wanna go home" - Furukawa, probably

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abunai indeed... #monsterdon

:bing: do spiders eat preying mantises #Monsterdon

"...still no radio signal."
"Think it could be 'cause we're in an underground cave?"

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(silly string was always rather WETTER than I expected) #monsterdon

"It's an egg!"

Sudden quick cut to a business meeting at a later time, rolling-egg left unresolved

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@fluffy maybe there is a god... --Dad (is this thing on?) #Monsterdon

Son of Godzilla trigger warning: baby Godzilla
Also impossibly huge spider and mantises.
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okay, spider behind the tower, very good shot, a+

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