[sad donkey noises] 😭

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@ranjit Nice!

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I just want a fucking nap!
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oh? oh??? is the monstrosity going to freeze? godzilla, great news, you'll finally get an uninterrupted nap! #monsterdon

Uh maybe huddle around the warm burning spider monster instead of freezing todeath?
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Guys guys if you all paddle the same way the raft will just rotate and you don’t go anywhere.
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@trixter It's like watching the Patriots @ the Bills in January!

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Merry Christmas

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Kumonga is even death-curling like real spiders do. Subtract another point for the subpar mouthparts and it's a wash. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe parenting is REALLY hard on him #monsterdon

whelp so much for global warming

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Okay, nap time
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Kind of an anticlimactic way to end a fight. 'Zilla just roasts him and walks off. Not even a decent explosion or anything. #Monsterdon

Can we finally check the "good parenting" bingo square?

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awww baby found his flamethrower!! moral of the story is you can do anything you set your mind to if you just believe in yourself and you're the child of a large fire breathing monster

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but when will Godzilla get a single uninterrupted nap #Monsterdon

SYNCHRONIZED PARENT AND BABY ATOMIC BREATH ATTACK #monsterdon

okay wait is her name Reiko, Riko, or Ryko? I think the overdub actors need to sort this out amongst themselves. #monsterdon

Winter wonderland battle royale!
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I hope this movie is not canonical #monsterdon

can we get godzilla and his son in on the Santa Claus coats please? they didn't really ask to be in this movie, it's no fair making them freeze. #monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza It's a Christmas miracle!

The film actually released like nine days before Christmas, too!

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This is quite the sound track for a final climactic battle. #monsterdon

lol he fell on his head and got dizzy, lol brain damage is so funny #monsterdon

this is the worst post I ever made #Monsterdon

Godzilla seems to have a weirdly hard time with bugs. That giant cicada kinda kicked his ass too. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Well the Spider kinda reminds me of the Monster crabs in a way.

Uh-oh, Kumonga's got a knife #monsterdon

so they are leaving now and there are still 6 minutes left of baby godzilla fighting the spider in the freezing cold? #monsterdon

Don't cross the streams Godzillas

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lol, are they going to paddle all the way to civilisation?

After killing that island as well, the shame.

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and thus everyone learned the true meaning of Christmas #monsterdon

I haven't even the faintest idea why they're so excited about destroying this island's climate and biome #monsterdon

#monsterdon Spyga still has things to say (with webbing) and OUR WITTLE BOY finally gets his breath attack. Meanwhile, back at the North Pole, it's another Old Navy commercial:

Godzilla did not ask for this elective eye surgery.
Hooray snow!
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Aw yeah now they're gonna fight in the SNOW! #Monsterdon

We can only hope it's the former, sir

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And now they all have Claus-themed outerwear? On a remote tropical island? In this economy?

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"Now's our chance!"
So they launch The Experiment, again, and then just leave? That's not good science!

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Spiga: Parmesan cheese? Say when.
Baby Godzilla: <doesn’t know how to say when>
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JINGLE BELLS
SPYGER SMELLS
GODZILLA LAID AN EGG

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OH JESUS, EYE DAMAGE wht the hell #Monsterdon

Look at those Santa costumes. What’s next, Attack of the 50 Foot Rudolph?

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It was playing Spider Possum! Right in the eye! OW! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

oh and BTW there are still kaiju fighting

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Someone get Godzilla a tanker full of coffee, he's seriously groggy #monsterdon

It's cool they made a rigor mortis version of the spider puppet #Monsterdon

didn't know the north pole was financing this expedition. #monsterdon

They've all become Santa's elves for some reason. Makes as much sense as anything else. #Monsterdon

Commence Christmas music!

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net In their Santa casual cosplay?

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Ooh! Santa Elf outfits! #Monsterdon

so I guess the thought of asking Riko permission to store their equipment in her cave is too much to consider #monsterdon

Spider spitting in dad's eye is like he just stepped on a fucking lego or something

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gesundheit #monsterdon

"...no, _you're_ wearing a Santa coat!"

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@CactuarJoe yeah Minilla is bad but lumpy Godzilla with the the cookie monster eyes and the weirdly tiny head is not great #Monsterdon

I feel the scientists are adding almost nothing at all to this #Monsterdon they should've just followed the island girl and girlyman reporter doing their thing

Way to just sneeze in someone's face #Monsterdon

I just had a visceral false memory of this being an MST3k movie and when the professor says "blow it," Crow, Tom and Joel say in unison, "too late." #Monsterdon

ouch, big old needle in the eye for Godzilla!

Why are they freezing the island again?

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where did she steal mrs claus's jacket from? #monsterdon

#monsterdon the weather stuff suddenly reminded me of kate bush’s “cloudbusting” video

Come on Godzilla, one thing we know is that a cigarette lighter melts spider webs. Use your heat breath!

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I don't like this movie that much, cool bugs are still cool. But be hind the scenes photos of the suit actors are delightful.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Masao_Fukazawa
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WHAT WAS THAT "ACHOO" #monsterdon

Does this mean the magic Kool-Aid pond will now be the magic Slurpee pond?

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i liked the baby mothra twins' web shooting better #monsterdon

ah yes just suddenly and without warning grab a rifle from someone as they're firing it, that's good gun safety right there

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@Taweret Pretty sophisticated leg movements.

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I wonder why the insect monsters are so much better than the Godzilla costumes. Seriously, this is the roughest we've seen the big guy and that is *saying something.* Meanwhile, the spider and the mantises are genuinely pretty damn solid! Why skimp on the star and put all your quality into some barely-named villain monsters? Weird. #MONSTERDON

Baby Godzilla lay there like a slug. It was his only defence.

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@jonny obviously the message is that the children are the future and therefore the adults don't gotta do jack shit 👍 #monsterdon

#monsterdon caCAO (MOGWA) I like how Godzilla shows up and is like "okay dude this is just gratuitous now"

I feel like I've been watching this movie forever. There was never a time this little turd wasn't braying in the background

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stuff just happens. nothing leads to anything else. stuff just happens

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@Taweret I'm just waiting for Godzilla to fight it #monsterdon

The "Godzilla getting to business" theme's got a kicking beat. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

For just a few frames, Godzilla had a skirt on. What is going on between the knees? #monsterdon

10 minutes to go, we seem to be tripping towards a conclusion of some sort. I hope something fucks off into the sea, it's my only hope for bingo.

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@lytta @jonny for the people who are still alive 🎶

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...godzilla hits giant spider with a big thrown rock. aw is he being less violent because baby is there #monsterdon

I do love the side flipping backwards
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get rock bonked nerd!

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@SecularJeffrey They'd need all of The Police #monsterdon

that's actually a pretty cool spider they built. i can't hate it either

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@bunnyhero IKR?! Especially if they don't try fire! #LetItGoDad #Monsterdon

@srol hot makes bugs big, maybe cold makes bugs small
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He's a donkey when he's proud and a tomcat when he's frightened. Puberty is awkward. #Monsterdon

Godzilla "Ready To Rock" music activated! #Monsterdon

@Taweret the plot of this #Monsterdon is moving so slowly even Godzilla is falling asleep

when Goro met Riko #monsterdon

Monster Jazz!

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Oh, the brain waves are Minilla telepathy? Sure, I guess. The professor just seems to know this.

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"Godzilla's either given up or been killed by one of the other monsters." Sir, please get in the same movie as everyone else. #Monsterdon

They just need Sting to cut those webs

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really missing the donkey noises tbh

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this damn spider has a lot of web!
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so is the reason godzilla looks so goofy in this because they spent the budget on the giant bugs? because fair, the giant bugs are awesome #monsterdon

Why are we doing this? The experiment affects spiders but not godillas? #Monsterdon