Ah right, of course, that chest has a smoking jacket in it! 🥁

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Claire's hair is great too, but you can tell the blonde sister isn't in thrall to a vampire

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make and model of her shiney car?

Is Kay gonna be Renfeld?

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If she won't leave voluntarily, we will commit fraud and perjury and just declare under oath that she's insane.

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They've got to protect the land owner from herself. Okay. #Monsterdon

My god, so much is happening so fast, I can’t keep up.

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Prudent advice...although the insanity complaint is possibly a bit much. #Monsterdon

Alucard: "Behold! Wait WTF am I in a tree??" #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

The Greater Good. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

Protecting Kay from herself sounds very patriarchy in action. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Get Out but like

The most dilute of warnings

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@randy_s actually you're thinking of Nietsneknarf's monster

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Because that's what we do with disobedient women! We've got to put her away!

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high quavering flute detector going mental here

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"I don't like it Claire. Things are slow around here. Too slow."

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I'm really quite shocked. There is a lot of being completely sensible and practical.

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"He can't be traveling around with only the clothes he's wearing?"
//cut to totally different scene//
[Man exits mansion in the silliest possible outfit]

Claire should take the money and run.

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If being in thrall to a vampire is what it takes to get Kay's wardrobe, sign me up #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

I'm sure he wouldn't like people lookin into his "trunks" one little bit either.

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Dr Brewster is very annoying to a poor girl who just lost his father
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If a man has a name that reminds you of a famous vampire, you should break into his luggage.

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is... is that man wearing jodhpurs

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He’s got vampire clothes?

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They might be next to the telltale heart. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

"two large chests"

No not those!

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@bstacey "Properly witnessed? Can't be. Disputed!"

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"Well it may not be ethical…" is peak old white dude #monsterdon

I wonder what the Crites are doing right now.

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"Well, it may not be ethical, but I _am_ the shittiest lawyer you've ever seen, so"

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This version should have him rolled up in a carpet

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SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP

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Is there a little vampire in the little chest?
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Did you check the suspiciously coffin-shaped trunk? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

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and there's the 'oh no' oboe

Let's have more legalisms and dry conversation about people nobody gives a shit about. That could really move the plot along... If there were one.

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Clare's hairstyle is the true star #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

My spies are everywhere #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

"He couldn't be living in town w/o me knowing about it"

Yea, about that #Monsterdon

My God the suspense is killing me! #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

Did I miss whaty happened when Count A was announced in the house? Totally just sped past that?

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None of these people are Southern. What the heck. #Monsterdon

@jivens

Sadly, vampires can fall a little out of date in their ideas. 🤷‍♂️

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It isn't a Proper Classic Dracula Movie without a real-estate subplot #Monsterdon

They should call Dr. Nav Gnisleh for advice about Alucard. #Monsterdon

@diazona @klu9

Blind them with SCIENCE!

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It is entirely possible a lot of people who came to this film in the 40s weren't literate. Don't push too hard on the "DUH DUH OF COURSE IT'S THE SAME SPELLED BACKWARDS" angle folks

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Yes he just evaporated #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

"He's living in a fool's paradise"
(Monsterdon?)

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"She couldn't marry him. He's dead!"

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Will this be a voodoo vs. science movie?

WTF, judge?! “I’d offer my congratulations, but this hardly seems the time.”

It hardly seems the time for you to even open your mouth and let your inner monologue out like that.

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The expert, Professor Lazlo (sic), has a well-nuanced, actually-scientific, attitude toward vampire legends if the evidence he cites are as good as he claims them to be.

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How many times are they showing the audience that Alucard backwards is Dracula?

OHHHHHH They are acting like there is a decent chance that in 1947 people wouldn't have heard of Dracula.

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@cargot_robbie "I move for a bad will thingy!"

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@klu9 time to do some science

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Wait, she got her father to rewrite the will for what she wanted without talking to her sister first? And then tells her sister there is no significant differences for her?

I do not like this lady.

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"...I'll start the legal machinery at once"

He then walks out of the room making train whistle noises.

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"I'll start at once. In fact, I'll start today."

… wut?

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Oh yes the family judge. Very Southern. #monsterdon

“It’s properly witnessed and can’t be disputed” #Monsterdon

@diazona

or daednu?

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And, as every good vampire movie, it begins with a real estate transaction. Though a slight variation via inheritance.

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Will Dracula see Lon Cheney, Jr. Walking out on the street or not?

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"Can't be disputed!" We'll see what Lionel Hutz has to say about that

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Clare: "I know Kay won't marry him" because she already proposed to me #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

We have a real estate deal, now the real action can begin

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I know that villain characters like to anagram their own names, but this seems particularly lazy.
+ Claudar
+ Racluda
+ Darclau
+ Lacraud
So many options. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Anybody can pull a will out of the bookshelf and it's valid.

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Info dump phone call! #Monsterdon

“Can’t be disputed.” Is that how will disputes go?

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@bstacey

Land! It's the only thing that lasts!

#Monsterdon
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Okay, Claire gets the securities, but who gets the insecurities?

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That I conveniently wrote up just last night. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

I would like all remaining exposition in this film to be delivered in the form of a will reading. Thank you, bless (whoops)

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He keeps on starting to almost sound like Peter Lorre and then backs off. Which I guess makes sense, Peter Lorre was Hungarian.

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oh

it can be disputed

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@cargot_robbie No other could ever be as beautiful.

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ah, riviting, a will reading...

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How convenient she knows of a later will...

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@rebeld This Alucard guy really knows how to hide his identity.

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I love a distant table scene with weird lighting myself..

Is this a prequel to Sinners?
I hope Alucard kills alot of stupid white people.
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The conversation with the Professor is actually reasonable.

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Wait, so he's come across actual evidence of a vampire in his research?

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Two girls, one estate. #Monsterdon

Missing #monsterdon for different party this time but i hope everyone has fun 😁​:blobpopcorn:​

This is the happiest vampire professor

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So, this Count is the dumbest battiest dipshit of all time if he thinks naming himself Alucard is a clever deception.

EVIL!!!!!!!! #Monsterdon

An authority on the subject u say?
Awesome, will this professor get to do the stakin'??
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Temu Peter Lorre is adequate.

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maybe he's dyslexic?

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#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 "Thank you Dr Exposition!"

@nev what about my grandson, that cad Raul

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Yes, kick the fire, do unarmed attack damage to the fire, that will work for sure.

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"I happened to notice that the name Alucard spelled backwards is Dracula—”

And there we have the premise of the film spelled out for anybody who missed it!

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