I decided not to join #Monsterdon this week for this one, but I have to say, watching the comments from the safety of outside the movie, I'm still seeing some fun stuff. π Keep being you Monsterdon!
Just some Drac eugenics
"I like your countryside."
That's "booty" today
Hmmm, sudden marriage. I definitely spy thrall⦠#Monsterdon
john waters wears that moustache SO much better
"i hate sand"
He has the slight lisp and thickness of speech of someone speaking with prosthetic fangs in their mouth
The Hammer flick "The Brides of Dracula" also presents vampirism as something like drug-addiction or a venereal disease (as per Stoker) that a young person living the high life in a foreign city (Γ la the Prodigal Son) could acquire and then bring home.
I do not care for this guy's race talk. π
This asshole's starting to sound like a cultist.
#monsterdon Yeah, no "Blood in the soil" in USA. It's a young land that has never had a conflict.
That makes sense.
It would seem that this Dracula doesn't care about hollowed ground.
I like your countryside.. and the swampland.. your soil is filled with the blood of a hundred races..
What a sweet talker.
This movie wasn't good. But I think it's getting worse the more they let Lon Chaney talk.
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The land is red w/ the blood of WHAT NOW #Monsterdon
That "thunderstorm" was somewhat lackadaisical, speaking as a Midwesterner. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
She seemed to be board-stiff while he was carrying her... yes? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
"Meanwhile your American south has soil that is notoriously unstained with blood." #monsterdon
Oh great, Alucard is also blatantly racist.
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dracula, casual eugenicist
I want to see the vampire version of This Old House now.
That's no system for arranging a marriage! Watery vamps in swamps distributing luggage!
So using the Christian rite of marriage? #Monsterdon
"my land is dry and desolate"
i think there's a cream you can use for that now.
Strangely unevocative. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
You know, I've never thought to wake up a priest and demand a midnight wedding. I wonder if that still works?
I missed the bat, but that was a SHOCKINGLY good smoke to man transformation for 1947!
Drac's One Night Ceremonial Stand
Are they getting married in Buffy's house?
oh christ he's talking the illusion is fucking _gone_
He's got such a very thick Hungarian accent
See, the storm is happy for these kooky eloping royals #Monsterdon
And they unlived happily ever after. THE EN----DAMMIT!
I'm sure it was very necessary for Kay t clarify the definition of "ours"
i thought the idea was that Lon Chaney Jr could act.
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the CAPE
βAs God is my witness, I will marry this Totally Normal Undead Guyβ
Understandable. Iβd love to meet someone that lives in a swamp too #monsterdon
Thunder! Lightning! ..... and a stack of paperwork.
@cptbutton @klu9 I mean that's where all the best vampires hang out
Mr Alucard works fast. It's marriage time!
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@apLundell Mr Tatsel, you say?
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The music is dialoguing with us
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Why is he persisting with calling himself Alucard as he's about to get married?!
@randy_s I was about to, but not now that you've beat me to it. Jerk.
Vampires must always have a box of their native soil to return to...or like, a bunch of swampy mud, I guess. #monsterdon
do they make vampire coffins that sleep 2?
you cant be running around in a cape if this is modern enough that we have cars
This music is trying to make me feel things..
Shoot. What's the monster soul that lets you walk on water? Undine? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
On the other hand, the sweeping string section is a bit too grand and romantic sounding for "vampire is now enthralling his chosen victim". Orchestra could stand to spook that up a bit more.
Nothing like a romantic trust in a swamp.
All the other heiresses said I was daft to meet a vampire in a swamp!
#Monsterdon chasing along! Dinner took way longer than expected!
Kay that is one he'll of a dress to wear in the swamp
Raising your boyfriend from his swampy grave before you drive off to neck is one of the quintessential goth girl experiences. #monsterdon
With this 25 cent seed packet and a box of swamp water, you too can have your own pet Vapodrac (tm)
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Itβs like Gone With the Wind, except itβs Hungary (????) thatβs rising again #Monsterdon
@amyfou Perhaps an Oldsmobile 70 https://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_1181455-Oldsmobile-70-1939.html #monsterdon
Well you can understand the attraction. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
I love this swamp floating!
Well I guess the effects are good for 1943. Nice fog and floating.
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What a magnificent smoky entrance! #Monsterdon
Dracula meets her by floating on the water. Is this a Christian movie? #Monsterdon
Is...is a musical number about to break out?
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**whispering** son of dracula! **whispering**
Cheney's better than I expected, mostly I think because he doesn't talk. If you don't let him talk, he can't be so wooden that he stakes himself.
the music is odd
Ooh! Nice materialisation!
really need to bring back filing of βinsanity complaintsβ #Monsterdon
I thought the undead didn't like the whole water thing. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
Wow, he's got an amphibious coffin! Nicely done.
Is that the door from Titanic?
Dracula casts Mist Form to exit his coffin! Okay, that actually looked pretty cool.
JUST BREAK THE FUCKING LOCK!?! Subtle man, subtle!
Son of Dracula by Spike Lee #monsterdon
Ahhh, old Alucard chose AirBogNB.
All right, that was a pretty good appearing effect
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 wife: "I wonder if a wet vampire smells like a wet dog?"
Smoking swamp trunks are dangerous.
Can't you levitate faster, Alucard?
Dracula from the Black Lagoon
Dracula was hotboxing in the swamp.
@apLundell That's silly Utarefson couldn't be a vampire. That's a normal swedish name.
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Ah, the old hide the coffin in the swamp trick!
And that's why you buy Samsonite!
#monsterdon very curious about this decal on the luggage
how convenient that he doesn't need to breathe.
Dr Brewster Is gaslighting?
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Yay free bog butter! #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 did i miss anything? my cat wanted a cuddle and he was blocking the screen
FEAR THE RAMP
Surf's up!
Good thing Kay wore her swamp dress
Another bland white guy staring into the abyss! What a feast!
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