...was that a snippet of Those Endearing Charms in the soundtrack just then?

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Blue Prince coded mansion. #Monsterdon

Alucard is just upset that he's had to do manual labour. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

‘Cause he’s okay with dead bodies. #Monsterdon

Listen, if your enemy is standing in front of your alienated girlfriend, you don't shoot! Even if you don't know he's a vampire that the bullets will go right through! ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR TARGET IS CLEAR BEFORE FIRING! #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

#monsterdon ACAB includes the justice of of the peace when it comes to admitting shooting someone through a vampire

@yatsu He's a much more interesting actor when he's not trying to be The Bland Guy™ #Monsterdon

I was one of those crazy nightmares where the script was slammed out in 4 hours with the help of too little of the good Hollywood cocaine and too much of the bad break room coffee. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

@jonny @bunnyhero It could be like in Dresden Files where it was published as fiction to make sure that the average person would know what to do if they met a vampire.

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ashes to ashes... dust to dust.... time to bury the one for whom i lust

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Uh maybe my critical faculty is fried from years of basically only watching bad horror movies but is this bit (where Frank, in shock, reveals he's shot Kay) actually compellingly acted?

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Where's Jebediah Belmont when you need him?

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@apLundell wait isn't that exactly what happened?

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this guy is acting in a much better movie all his own.

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@socketwench There's a short story in the idea of a vampire eating horrific alien parasites out of people.
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@ottaross Surprise! Book report is due Monday.

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#Monsterdon A tree smashed my car?

I do like the bullets passing through the vampire like he is made of smoke. Not enough movies have the supernatural just give physics the middle finger as to why weapons don't hurt them!

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#monsterdon Ok, but what if Alucard wasn't a Dracula?

What if he'd shot him and the bullet penetrated and still hit her?

"Bat....ate my tingler...now I feel no fear. Not even of my own BO.."

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@bunnyhero so i guess in this universe it was not a novel and it must have just been a textbook, but if so they have absolutely no right to be surprised by the behavior of draculas and have like standing SOPs and police and military training for handling them #monsterdon

I too feed people a shot of brandy when they look off kilter

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Now _he's_ the werewolf! And he came to talk to somebody named Harry! IRONY!

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there was SO MUCH music before all of a sudden there is no music at all?

Sure the foreplay is incredible, who doesn't want their lover turning into a squeaky puppet and crawling up their body, but you don't marry a man for that. #monsterdon

Motherfuck, do you know how far out in advance we had to book a marriage commissioner? They get someone to marry them the same night?

@WizardOfDocs

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@CactuarJoe In those movies, like this, it's non-fiction.

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Sudden but useless violence… #Monsterdon

@SRLevine They weren't even consulted. Or referenced. 😃

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I wonder what the son of Dracula is up to right about now

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Bram Stoker's Diegetic Dracula

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"Frank!"

"Hi MaRGarEt nICE niGHt" [collapses]

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Walking into a priest's house which is kinda holy ground to get married is okay.
Laying down as a bat under a cross shaped reflection of light is not okay.
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Least convincing throw ever!

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Meanwhile, our hero reads up on how to defeat the vampire. #Monsterdon

So the novel Dracula is a documentary in this world? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

#monsterdon For an immortal he's in such a hurry.

Shows up in town, kills the girls father one night and marries her the next.

I'd always thought immortals could afford to be patient, to make their schemes less obvious.

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Did we just get an appearance of the novel Dracula inside a Dracula movie? I have so many questions

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Ah, a pipe smoker by the fire. I feel completed.

Mmm close up of a book page is always riveting cinema. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

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was our bat snuggling him or telling him weird secrets?

Alucard has a thing for Tinglers fresh from the corpse.

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#SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon Dracula's cross.

"Here, audience, read a better book."

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"Here's a bit from the good version of this story, in a book that breaks this movie's entire suspension of disbelief" #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

feels a little less "bat" and a little more "winged guinea pig"

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ah, nevermind, i see we're harassing our victim to death in the graveyard instead. that's fine too.

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AWW CUTE BAT PUPPET! *Squeak*
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Ooh! No silver bullet, so he shoots Kay! #Monsterdon

I like how little effort the Count used to attack that guy.

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I actually like Drac's accent, it sounds so stereotypical vampire to me.

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This dude is completely unmoved by the fact that his "wife" lay there dead behind him. Guess they have something on common now? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

Wait, is batucard chasing doofus while Kay bleeds out in the salon?

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Bat Drone Enabled!

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BAT!

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I think you're supposed to *aim* THEN fire my dude #Monsterdon

aw lil' bat is concerned

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They do so well with the effects and then that stupid toy bat shows up. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

That's a pretty hefty bat

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How did he completely miss Alucard and hit Kay, who wasn’t in the line of fire?

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Taking a good hard look at the gun will surely explain why it shot one person without also shooting the other one who was in the way

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BAT CRASH

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Remove unwanted fiance's with Dracufrown! #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

That bat is fucking A. MAZE. ING!

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yay flappy bat again

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Good news, Alucard now inherits a plantation.
Bad news, his wife has been shot dead.
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the legend is that _silver_ refuses to interact with the evil of vampirism, not _lead_, you got it backwards!

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just gonna let him go, Drac? i mean...

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Dracula is living in a coffin submerged in a pond in the swamp, cuz times are tough I guess? 🤦‍♂️

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awwww so adorably squeaky #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Seems like Count Alucard had a few too many Batinis before his scenes. Seems a little .... sedated.

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That little revolver doesn't have quite that much punch. He must have gone mistform and they couldn't get the effect right. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

@Taweret He's a much better Frankenstein than a Dracula. #Monsterdon

Witnesses probable murder: *gently* hey.

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your gun sucks, buddy.

(get it? "sucks"?)

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SUKI’S MINE! *best vampire Bill voice* #Monsterdon

Soundtrack brought to you by Gustav Holst

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yeah, who's going to jail now, buddy?!

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@apLundell I think they showed up at the judge's house in the middle of the night, not the priest? or did i miss something

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I scream "don't shoot someone with someone behind them!" and then the person behind falls down.

This movie is anticipating my objections! The characters are dumb (but not all!)! Not the authors!

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WHAT. She took a bullet for him from behind him?! #Monsterdon

I'm a bit behind due to pausing to get outfit photos, and what I'm hearing from you all is WORRYING me as to where this movie is going!

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@diazona @klu9

Lucky there is a backup sister...

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actual wait what the fuck moment

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Instant Married! Just Add Drac!

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Dracula yeets guy across house!

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The famous Alucard pinch

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He's the only person wearing a cape, in public. No oe seems to care. #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

#monsterdon Ah, for the simpler times when you can just show up at a preist's house and get a quicky marriage in the middle of the night.

Still thinking about Jimmy and now I want to go watch It's a Wonderful Life instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_(raven)

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SOUL STEAL

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TBH, I'm kinda grateful that Cheny didn't try for an accent.

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@socketwench This Normal-Aged Crypt

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I have totally had this exact summer romance. #Monsterdon

I haven't looked. Is "master race" on the bingo card?

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