This movie really is dull as dirt isn't it?
@cherizilla what do you think's in the dirt coffin? :D
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the satin inner cover of these caskets is A+
Honestly, that coffin looks so comfy. #monsterdon
"See I told you I shot her twice!" #monsterdon
You can't open her yet, she's got to ripen for three days!
Nice how they get confortable in the house with no one of the owners around
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Ok Frank, I really want to arrest you for murder, but you're making it really hard on me!
So, was that music considered "sexy"? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
Judge Simmons, on hearing of the marriage to Alucard whilst drinking a coffee, has just forgone what might be the best opportunity for a spit-take he (or any of us) would ever encounter.
I mean, I can't really fault Alucard for feeding on chickens. I do that myself. #Monsterdon
Pining for the dialog in Lost Boys..
"You're a goddamn shit-sucking vampire!"
"...and then I wandered around again, aimlessly going up and down the basement stairs for no damn good reason..." #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Well, now I'm curious how they will wrap up this nonsense movie
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Are you sure it wasn't in the conservatory with the candlestick? #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
@cargot_robbie You can only do that "leave my estate to my mysterious identical looking heir" so many times before the peasants wise up. Occasionally you just need to start fresh.
They really doubled down on this Dracula being into home ownership with this one #monsterdon
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There is a whole bunch of casual racism in this #Monsterdon, but expected for the time I guessβ¦
"It was in the library... with the candlestick"
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The lack of absurd John-Candy-In-JFK style Loo'seeana accents is kind of a missed opportunity. #monsterdon
Power wash that house
"A little irrational. The same as anyone after committing a murder."
Unh. Hm. #Monsterdon
This is the most bizarre thing. The Sheriff wants to drag a suspect out to the scene of the crime or something? What even is going on?
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*I*'ve had a bit of a shock, can I have complete rest?
Mr. Haney
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I too have had a shock may I please also now take complete rest?
@strangefour Well, first off because Nietsneknarf is the doctor π
Is this Men in Hats?
"They'll be hotboxing in the swamp!"
@Terencio nothing.... nothing...
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Totally reasonable to tell your housekeeper a guest will be staying a few days when he's about to arrive
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Love how freely they give out sedatives in the 40s.
Now you have to twist arms to get anything more than f-ing Tylenol.
Ima follow you to the other room and listen in on your personal phone call
Best tell him you can't kill the un-dead...
Why do I have the song
Midnight Train to Georgia
in my head?
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Professor Lazlo???
"Scientific research" is a euphemism for "we're going to be going at it like rabbits at all hours, in every room of the house, and we won't want snoopy Southern busybodies walking in on us". #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
How come Dracula is the only monster who gets away with spelling his name backwards? Where are Nietsneknarf, Flowerew, Ymmum, and Namllig?
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Sarah is played by Etta McDaniel who is, yes, Hattie McDaniel's sister! This was apparently her last role; she died only a few years later, at only 55.
The dialogue gets a lot more interesting if you subtract one letter every time they "count"
Is that man wearing a tarp?
Sarah is right. It was just rude, Brewster.
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Can we leave this movie behind and follow the one about Sarah instead?
HECK YEAH!! Coffee is served on the #MonsterdonBingo card!! #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
βPlease tell our friends they are not welcome.β
Soβ¦theyβre also no longer your friends?
"I am master"
Butterfly McQueen is in the master's house!!
@randy_s great catch!
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After a decade of seclusion and malicious rumors, Count and Countess Alucard finally find the cure for rabies
Look, nobody liked Kate.
#monsterdon "Why didn't you put him in the spare bedroom?"
Uh, yeah, that is a good question.
@Violinknitter The X-Files did that with sunflower seeds once
Oh Yeah, Kat is not stange at all. Not compared to the rest of this movie, I mean
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Wait, I thought the vampire was the one who needed entry permission.
Katherine's got some real Mommie Dearest vibes going on there. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Yeah, yeah, isolate the victim and cut off all family and friends, such a red flag.
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Dr you can see I am quite fine. No need to take my pulse. I said NO NEED.
This research is just Alucard turning into a bat and doing tricks. #monsterdon #weddedbliss
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um this doesn't seem right at all
Yep she's been stepforded all right
@paco yeap, another weird #monsterdon flix
Ah. Too busy for sunlight. Yeah, I feel that. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
What are you doing here?
No, what are _you_ doing here?
I thought I heard someone in the cellar.
No I thought I heard someone in the cellar.
Scintillating dialogue.
That over the shoulder shot is great. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
"Quiet, and alone. THAT'S A HINT." #monsterdon
Master of the house, doleing out the charm, ready with the bats and imminent harm! #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
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OK the Kay reveal was creepy
@CardboardRobot You must be mistaken, that would've require action. This film doesn't have any of that. #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
Hilariously she is alive! Unalive. Undead but alive.
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The writer clearly just had this series of things that happened. There is no need to connect them with anything like a plot. Just film a bunch of things happening. One after another.
@sean omg please let there be a movie about the vampire chickens
like the Minions of the 1940's
@ramsey
Because Alucard is more than a man. Alucard is an idea, and ideas are bullet proof... but also intangible so bullets can pass through him!
You know it *is* unfortunate we never got that Dracula/Animaniacs crossover we all wanted.
Vampire Chicken Boo.
Dang, he's two-timing his new wife already? And with _this_ guy?
Fiddle Dee Dee Rhett Alucard..
Master of the house. Keeper of the keys. Can someone find me some vampiric charisma, please? #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Dracula somehow made it on Santa's naughty list. Coffin full of coal.
@ryan This makes Alucard sound like a fine wine and I am instantly more intrigued by that than anything happening in this movie
and I don't even drink wine
god he's SO badly cast in this, you are right
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are those bunnies in the cage?
basement chickens? Is that a thing?
OK, I'm not doing trivia, but I still can't keep up. Maybe if everyone was 20% less funny...
Buddy, look harder. I need you to find something going on that's even remotely riffable. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
The shadows are really nice. #Monsterdon
"Now, this used to be a Frankenstein Laboratory, but we remodelled it last year and"
what the hell was that door squeak? were the foley artists on vacation that day or like???
The sets in this movie are totally awesome. #monsterdon
In it's original epistolary format, entire pages of letters were filled with things like "so I then I wandered around the house for a while doing absolutely nothing... then some more... and some more... then even more... then i opened a crate" #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Ya know it's be funnier if Kay was alive as a vampire now just to freak this guy out even more.
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