"I happened to notice that the name Alucard spelled backwards is Draculaββ
And there we have the premise of the film spelled out for anybody who missed it!
Somewhere a small child is making an inchworm movement with his forefinger and saying with heavy vocal fry "REDRUM".
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Dracula? Maybe whatβs his first name?
He lamp-shaded the alias! #Monsterdon
He didnβt invite Alucard into the house, and yet, he walked on in. Whatβs he going to do next? Sparkle in the sunlight?
@cherizilla Stop, tap, and slide was eventually replaced by stop, drop, and roll.
Alucard is not Hungarian & every Hungarian has exclusively a Hungarian name. #Monsterdon
Are there that many Harry Brewsters, that he needs an identifying number? And there's at least two hundred and twenty eight of them?
The house is on fire and you order someone to keep the party moving?
All the Hungarian side of the conversation should be shot like a Bela Tarr movie. #monsterdon
D R A C U L A is A L U C A R D?
Do you get it audience? Do we have to say it a third time? Here it is on screen again. LOOK!
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Harry Brewster solves the riddle a second time. #Monsterdon
"The name is not Hungarian, it's French!"
@JoeWynne I'm feeling rushed! Patience, patience my friend. #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
Better Call Alucard. #Monsterdon
Is Alucard appalled at the racial tension situation?
christ we're explaining it to the audience AGAIN?!
228. that's it, his whole phone number, 3 digits. amazing.
Alucard can only enter in the dark, apparently
Gentleman, dancing over the flames won't put off this fire
#monsterdon
Dr. Harry Brewster ... whose grand daughter was named Punky.
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
#SonOfDracula1943
the colonel was prolly the serest and least bloody prey but son of Dracula picked him first?
What are you a doctor of, sick-ass lamps? #monsterdon
Bat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Oh, so he's a vampire *and* a rich asshole. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Welp. Maybe vampires donβt have to be invited in in this movie? Or the party invite was enough?
#Monsterdon
"central, I call bullshit"
oh sure, walk through that door and throw away all the canon
I guess Alucard wants to start with a well-seasoned vintage? Why start with the shriveled up old man?
SUDDEN MIC QUALITY CHANGE @.@
Nice bat to human animation transformation.
"He looks as if he was literally frightened to death"
How is it that you know what that looks like, friend? #Monsterdon
They don't look like Frank _or_ Monty
The fire snuffing out dance. #Monsterdon
They were tap dancing on the fire. #Monsterdon
Toldja smoking would kill you #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
"Come on Clare, you'd better go"...to bed, with me, right now, so I can explain these other methods of communicating #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
"You stay here and keep the party moving" when the house is visibly on fire lololol
#Monsterdon
jeez, how much life could you get out of that old bat, anyway? 23 seconds?
No smoking on the balcony! #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
This cast seems to have the old movie curse of the actors saying their lines at each other instead of acting out a conversation. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
π©"You must always believe in me" never ends well.π©#Monsterdon
"Believe in me"
I'm sorry, Kate. You are a woman. We will only believe you after a whole bunch of men verify what you've said and we've had a whole movie of men making mistakes.
"...Count Al A Carte? What kind of a name is that?"
"No magic in ... dead chickens" Guy has obviously never been to Popeye's #monsterdon
I spy with my little eye... thrall... #Monsterdon
Guess that's the smoking room. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Believe in the resolute urgency of now, Frank! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
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Kay, you have silly bangs and a jerk boyfriend and you're a weird racist
Every time they say βAlacard," I think theyβre saying βa la carte.β
6 month honeymoon? Did that actually happen back then?
I had low expectations that this film would age well, but "good riddance" to the Roma queen is pretty way down there still.
Dracula isn't Hungarian? *GASP!*
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
"No no you stay here, keep the party moving while the house burns down."
"Blind fools!"
She knows what's up.
"Don't ever doubt me".
Wow. That's a lot. I mean what if there is Thrall-sign..? Then what..?
Senator minefield maybe
"You've always been the love of my heart... but I have other body parts too..."
@strangefour Hungarian! And guess which minority group she was from.
Dude, she's ace. #Monsterdon
I think Kay's getup could give me a heart attack...
Kay's an anti vaxxer
"Of course there's a reason" it's the hair gel, isn't it. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
the party must go on
this suitor has ALL the answers
βIβd hoped no one knew thatβ #Monsterdon
That little dismount motion sells the transformation effect nicely.
So sad about Queen Zimba she was the leader Hungary REALLY needs in these Challenging Times #Monsterdon
Was Queen Zimba from Great Zimbabwe? I feel like whoever wrote this read too many bad occult horror stories and just pulled any reference.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Rich people things, being able to go on a year long honeymoon.
Smoking in movies can be pretty damn suave sometimes (I'm looking at you Bogey) but then they exhale out of their noses. Blech. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Billywitchdoctordotcom beg to differ. Many magic in chicken. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Quick bat transition to The Count made me miss the cool werewolf transition from the other movie.
They used the entire jar of Vaseline for that close-up
there's no magic in dried lizards and old chickens _anymore_
News AND the dead travel fast #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
"There's no magic in dried lizards!"
"...how did you know she was dead?"
Cackling, he puts his fingers under his chin, removing a mask, and yelling "Queen Zimba lives!"
I can never take anyone with THAT mustache seriously. What the hell man.
Kay should be upset about that OUTFIT
That farmhand has a big mouth. #Monsterdon
"And if I told them, no one around here would believe me."
"Kay, that's right. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."
omg, iβm in love with the bat. they just donβt make movies like they used to.
He's suspiciously well-informed about her cabin
#Monsterdon
@socketwench yeah, pretty good #Monsterdon
That old swamp cat with her lizards.. damn, harsh..
Queen Zimba should conact Talking Heads about a theme song
Could it be... Namtab and not Alucard?
If Alucard doesn't kill you, lung cancer will. #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
DARK METAMORPHOSIS
Ah yes, the pre-sleep cigar. How I miss it. #Monsterdon
Finally, a Dracula who eats carbs. #monsterdon
At which point will we see Lon Cheney Jr walking with the queen?