oh that snow patrol guy was not the grandson. i am having trouble telling these white dudes apart #monsterdon

Does the Snowbeast not take a bit of time to digest his skiers, just off to another victim right away.

#monsterdon

If the Snowbeast takes on Sylvia Sidney, I’m betting on Sylvia. #monsterdon

#monsterdon MONSTER SWIPE

Just fully open-palmed the whole skull of that hapless ski patrol gentleman in one nasty grab!

It's going to be a real surprise when it's revealed that the snow beast is just a single large arm the size of a b̶o̶b̶c̶a̶t̶ mountain lion

Skiing scenes so they don't have to act #monsterdon

something about how that man dresses, and rides on a snowmobile is just so ridiculous it's almost like a professional clown doing a performance

I grow wearing of seeing people skiing

#monsterdon

So they haven't even found a body, but Tony is convinced there's a monster.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon My dearest monsterdonians, it is time to place your bets. The nature of the snow beast is:

(🔄🙏 ❄👿)

That is the first time that actor ever met the word 'FACETIOUS'

#monsterdon

also, that fuzzy white coat is 🔥🔥🔥

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon @k8eb remarks that the Snow Queen Mother there appears to be played by the same person who played the social worker in the original Beetlejuice film?

the blonde playing the part of the sacrificial Black guy i this 1970s movie

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

No joke on the Scandinavian bit. Bo Svenson, who is one of the stars. His dad was the King of Sweden's bodyguard.

#monsterdon

Oh my the acting can be felt from across the valley......

#monsterdon

Foreboding music whilst looking between tree trunks. That's never good.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the beast needs a manicure

#Snowbeast

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

@davesdogmaggie @liferstate They're both alive. We should get them on here and have a Bo-off! May the best Bo win!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Thanks #Monsterdonians for another fun Sunday evening flick

Thanks to @Cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia, and @Taweret for hosting

but mostly, thanks, friends for making it so enjoyable!

Oh well! An hour twenty five well spent with my internet friends! Even if I can pick nits at the movie, I'd never do that to y'all!
Thanks to everyone for watching along! Thanks to @Taweret for hosting! Thanks for a fun year of #monsterdon and #Monsterdonning !
May you all have a happy, healthy, irony-free holiday season! Take care, have a great week, and if you're taking next week off for seasonal reasons, happy new year!

good yule, bless, glad tidings, etc.!

anyway good job as always team and thanks to @Taweret for hosting

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this pitiful beast of a film! Totally on trend for the season!

❄️ and thanks @cheribaker for the Bingo card! My fave: "Implied sex". I used it liberally in my mind.

❄️ And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Happy Squatchin' this winter season! Enjoyed the commentary!

...except someone used the word Cerulean and I thought they were taking about a #StarTrek alien.

#Snowbeast

Ok, about 4m40s from the end,

Tony: "Get the rifles, Ellen! And the other skis!"

Ellen: "Ok"

So the last line of the movie was, "ok"

#Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @OldRustBucket@universeodon.com a barbaric time without honour #monsterdon

@rdm The first part was about marriage and the second part was about aimless nothingness and senseless violence so overall it was about divorce.

#Monsterdon

That’s it? Sigh. #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok we only saw the #snowbeast at the very end when it looked like a sad wampa. #monsterdon

screenplay written by the screenwriter for Psycho!?!?!? come on you could have fit in some fucked up freudian shit in there somewhere. #monsterdon

And more yeti art
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Nodded off and found myself in the credits of Grizzly, which seems to be the same movie without snow.

#monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Throwing a loaded handgun, now that's always safe 😵

#Monsterdon

Oh no, a pile of nearly perfectly cylindrical logs that are lined up with the camper!

That's like something out of Loony Tunes.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@moira it just wanted to party, and Gar killed it with a sharp stick. A tale as old as time. Poor fugly snowbeast

#monsterdon

THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET US SEE THE DEAD SNOWBEAST

Ok as others have said, I'm now convinced they didn't make a Snowbeast costume

#Monsterdon

you had the perfect chance to quip “in the end, ‘twas beauty killed the beast” and you BLEW it #monsterdon

AND HE WAS RIGHT TO HATE SKIS

#monsterdon

Noooo his little creature faceeee
#monsterdon

You won't be able to pull a trigger with those giant gloves dude

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

❄️ 👹 TRIVIA BEAST ❄️ 👹

You poor naive kids, the answer is that the creature is actually onscreen for

LESS THAN ONE MINUTE! 🙁

#Snowbeast

Excellent, we're back to The Slope again

Yes

#monsterdon

Snowbeast is cold-blooded confirmed.

If it were warm-blooded, those blood splats would be a little deeper.

#Monsterdon

Did Gar just plant his ski poles, crouch, then.... run forward on foot? 🤣 #monsterdon

Snowbeast is holding onto his anger for some reason. That's not healthy

#monsterdon

Maybe the Snowbeast wouldn't need to eat so many people if it didn't waste so much energy snarling and growling literally every breath all the time

#Monsterdon

"Ho ho ho. Now I have a hunting rifle."
-- signed on the sheriff''s corpse
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

So far we have 70% random skiing and snowmobiling footage, 15% monster attacks, 10% love polyhedron, and 5% brilliant nature documentary

#Monsterdon

"I found a gun!"

What a goofy movie this turned out to be.

#Monsterdon

You know, I'd be in a pretty bad mood too if that orchestra kept following me around playing awful tension hooks while a grip off camera kept making growling sounds.

#monsterdon

Snowbeast trying to hide between scattered skinny trees

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Thank god, skies! I was really worried about that. No worries about no guns.
#monsterdon

@Lazarou @OldRustBucket Those things might be related... I can't eat cheese now, great! #Monsterdon

Get the Giant to move the trees, good

#monsterdon

Wait, why was there a big pile of logs out there in the middle of the woods?

#monsterdon

OK, so Snowbeast is waging war on the local Homo Sapiens, possibly from a grudge that has been festering for millennia

#monsterdon

"In this soundtrack, the yeti will be represented by the big scary tuba!" -- Some jackass composer probably #Monsterdon

And they tragically discover that the Snowbeast is smarter than humans. #monsterdon

plot twist snowbeast is actually box from logan’s run #monsterdon

That bear was another victim of patriarchy.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Well that scene ended like an old Doctor Who serial cliffhanger.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I have never seen a more blatant Jaws ripoff since all the sequels to Jaws.

#Monsterdon

What? Did they all throw away their guns after the logs hit the camper van? That seems like a bright strategy.

#monsterdon

Shit, now the snowbeast is armed!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

everyone knows you put the guns away for hot cocoa time. it cant be gun time all the time. it just cant.
#Monsterdon

As most anthropologists know, drones flying over New Jersey are not bears but snowbeasts.

#Monsterdon

I'm glad they lost the skis

oh good, back to the barn, one of the 3 locations in this movie.

#monsterdon

Wood-valanche!!! #snowbeast #monsterdon

wait what the FUCK did they just leave him there????? WHERE ARE THE GUNS THEY BROUGHT uhhhhhhhhh #monsterdon

if the beast is human-like, doesn’t that make it a cannibal?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

lol, did all four of them spend the night in there? Cosy.....

#monsterdon

It never occurs to these people to warn the public about a murderer in a Bigfoot costume.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

why are we still DOING the love triangle #monsterdon

@diazona this thing is like an onion...... #monsterdon

@Lazarou My sister says probably we are the Greek guy pushing a rock

...she may have a point

#Monsterdon

FUCK THESE SKIIS IN PARTICULAR #Monsterdon

i want octaman to jump out of that camper #monsterdon

Wait, they went off and left the driver's side window down?

Also, snowbeast hates skis.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

We were all about some Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti back in the 70s. #monsterdon

just the six of us!
#Monsterdon

Suddenly Octaman pops out of the camper like "THIS ONE'S MINE TOO, FOOL!"

(I can dream)

#Monsterdon

“Just the 48 of us!”

“Make that the 49 of us!”

#snowbeast #monsterdon

Tony's not the first guy to elbow his way into the polycule by owning a vehicle with enough seating #monsterdon

Octaman steps out of camper.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@SesameSquirrel

All kinds of possibilities in this movie, but little execution.

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

the crossed skis on the coffin took me out tho omg
#Monsterdon

ridiculous to just murder a bear without trial. bears are my favourite guy.
#Monsterdon

wuarshington

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Call off the Winter Carnival? That's crazy talk. #monsterdon

……….. what
They dragged some bear out of hibernation
What is the end game here
#monsterdon

Is the Snowbeast full? I mean, no one's died in the last 12 hours. #Monsterdon

That's a really nice shot of the mountain.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Classic burial at snow. Six gun salute then they kick the sleigh coffin down the mountain. #monsterdon

A ski lodge burial?
To Buster, whose life happened amongst his employer

#monsterdon

Was it the Snow Queen @bunnyhero @LK_877 ?

#Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977 https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113699911343044923

i'm starting to think this movie doesn't actually have an orgy

#monsterdon

Get a room you two – or another barn I suppose.

#monsterdon

Snowbeast screen time is expensive, I can tell. They aren't paying him scale. #monsterdon

Wait. Is this really about Gar confronting his demons and getting back on skis?

#monsterdon

Is this a KISSING movie? #monsterdon

Next scene:

Threesome with Snowbeast

#Monsterdon

Seems to me a giant man would naturally not be a good natural skier

#monsterdon