This is the County Plastic Wrap Fair.
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@CactuarJoe Already creepy. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

BOOOOO, WE WANT MORE ADO, FUCK OFF #monsterdon

With that narration I'm expecting the line "Do you guys wanna' see a dead werewolf body?" #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

The reverend is from Twin Peaks!

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I hope the narrator is speaking from a future in which everyone has been turned into a werewolf. Stephen King wouldn't do that for us, though, would he?

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Is that the final girl slipping away from the crowd? #Monsterdon

Top creepy character in many Steven King movies is the reverend.

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Narrator.

I grew up in white suburbia in the 80s.

I have one reaction to "loved each other as much as they loved themselves."

[distant, long, and forced bitter laughing.]

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Hearing this you realize how rare it is to hear a female voice as narrator in a film.

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Is this expository voice-over kinda lame? Yes.

Does it work well enough? Yes.

I miss expository voice-overs in film.

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oh we gonna jaws again?

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That's using your head!
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king really has a hard on for leave it to beaver style all white small towns huh?

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The drunk is not coming back!
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Wait has there been some ado I missed?

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#monsterdon What a wholesome scene! Surely nothing will happen to disturb this hamlet.

clean cut
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anne of green gables is here!

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Poor guy. No one gave af that his head was smacked right off. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing 🐺🎥🍿

these band nerds just discovered monty python, let's hope they get werewolfed next

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Beheading is just a natural consequence of chronic drunkenness, it checks out

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I really wish rn that this was a David Lynch film. #Monsterdon

This narration is way too much like the narration of The Lover.

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Decapaslap! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Ok THAT was a great match cut!

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"as much as they cared about themselves"
which is to say, not at all.

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As a kid of the '80s...ouch.

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What *was* the obsession with slant parking anyway?

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Ain't no small town like a Stephen King small town.

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Oh WOW decapitation this fast in the movie! That was grim!

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HA HA HA HA

"It's at the twenty, the thirty, that head COULD. GO. ALL. THE. WAAAAAY"

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Everyones looking up, wondering from whence comes the narration.

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Baby Big Ed?!

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Wow! Starting off strong with a flying severed head.

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Also he never did have his head taped on straight. We all offered to get some big bolts, but he said that wasn't his style...

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Decapitation!

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Well, that's an early spinning decapitation. One of the fastest first kills in a long time.
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literally no one was ahead on the story is what you're telling me

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And his head goes sailing off in an arc!

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Whoa decapitation

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This is no training accident!

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sign that wolf up for the knicks!

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Oh them chronic drunks always having their heads severed after a bender. #Monsterdon

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Directed by Dan Attias

Heads Up! #Monsterdon #SilverBullet

"aw shit" you said it

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everyone please clap for @jivens who had to set up the non-optimal viewing config and got it done in time for us to start with everyone!

DECAPITATION! That has to be a speed run time for loss of head in a movie.
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Yikes! Flying head!

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Silver Bullet (1985) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0090021

just sliiiiiiidin' into this railroad station

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YESSSSSSSSS

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The novella this is based on was originally conceived as a series of darkly humorous flash fictions for a novelty Stephen King calendar, that would track a werewolf over the course of the year. But it quickly ballooned into a wild EC comic kind of thing.

This is absolutely the tone of the source material, lol, heads roll. #monsterdon

Severed head cuts to barber shop. #Monsterdon

I thought for a second that this was directed by Daniel Atlas. He'd absolutely do the cheap severed head thing. #monsterdon

So we're watching a movie about beer...

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Corey Haim! LOL

What’s with 80s movies that always used this exact font face for credits?

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das rhinegold (beer)

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Did he say he wants some "Reingold" as in like from the ring cycle?

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"oh shit"

man who has just read the script.

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bigfoot?
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Wheeeee

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oh no bigfoot

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👀 Look for
...Gary Busey to ad lib most of his lines.
His lines were approved later by Stephen King, who liked them better than the script.

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"You scared of boogey men?" He asks, as Stephen King's writing credit oozes across the screen.

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#monsterdon Subtitles immediately spoil what creature is lurking. Not that it's a real surprise if you saw the movie poster of course...

Drunk driving hits different on a rail service car. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

First person growling, love it!

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I think the werewolf needs some Ricola

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#monsterdon There is something far more terrifying than a werewolf in this movie. It has Gary Bussey.

@ramsey Definitely one of the Coreys of all time.

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Steven KIng's Disco Elysium.

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#monsterdon you know what they say about creatures with big footprints

one-person railway car, living the dream

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I think I may need several Rheingold beers to get through this

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#monsterdon I can't find this on Tubi to save my hide... hahahahah I'll be along. Maybe.

Meghan Follows? What about Meghan Leads?

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how many 80s horror movies have a seen where a countrified man sings and talks to himself before he gets attacked and why was that a thing

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drunk engineering is never a good idea whether it's software, civil, or railroad

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Back when for very brief moments of time, Gary Busey could be mistaken for a regular guy. #Monsterdon

what is this little personal train car thingy

i need it

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Oh that's class. #monsterdon

Couldn't even get a full novel, tsk tsk

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Based on a novelette. Oh. Oh no. #Monsterdon

Would that be a DUI?

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Uhh, Dino DeLaurentis, fancy
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@moira

Worse than the bear suit in Hercules in NY?

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Ah, Spring 1976. Every town's long nightmare.

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Narrarion lol

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intro like the bloody waltons movie

where's john boy?

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Heck yeah time to traumatize some kids.

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NOOOOO not narration!!!

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Oh, right, it's #Monsterdon , where we're watching that one movie where machines go mad...

*whsiper whsiper whisper*

Wrong Stephen King movie, we're watching Silver Bullet.

Welp, now I gotta skip ahead. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

ooo a novelette turned into a feature length movie #monsterdon

I'm sorry, I can't abide by Dino De Laurentis without a kicking Toho opening theme.

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