Chekov's gun rack?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

booo change to nhk there's sumo to watch

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

That dude even watches TV like an asshole. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

This is peak Gary Busey. Good lord..

NWA?

#Monsterdon

ooh, no, the kid earns his _allowance_ by sharking _busey_ for _his_ beer money

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

"can't I just say g'night?" oh please, please do

#monsterdon

the chair stair of legend.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Man I'm so glad I zoned out during the credits obsessing over freebsd ports. What a treat to learn by seeing #Monsterdon

I think the worst part of quitting drinking is knowing that I'll always be the mentally ill uncle, never the mentally ill old drunk of an uncle. #monsterdon

Great family indeed
#monsterdon

Does he sleep in that elevator chair when he gets to the top?

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

I just tuned in late to a guy singing about pissing on stuff??

#Monsterdon

This was shot in Wilmington, NC, which was a real hotbed of film production in the 80s, DeLaurentis basically built a little mini film empire a la Tyler Perry's studios. #monsterdon

Stephen King lost his calling as a comedian, I see

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

oh fuck it's Gary Busey, movie's over just turn it off #monsterdon

ITS DA BUSEY

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a very young Corey Haim...

lol
#Monsterdon

Change the headlight fluid.

#monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Who the hell was still harassing their older sister when they were 12?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

A proto-MAGAt faaaantastic #Monsterdon

wow, never has there been a better "eat this fucker" target than that guy

#monsterdon

Is his wheelchair street legal?

#Monsterdon

ooooh, a drunk and a child abuser _and_ a eugenicist, he's got a whole trifecta going

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

Check the blinker fluid while you're at it

#Monsterdon

Whispering to #Monsterdon "That's the Silver Bullet" #SilverBullet

is that thing street legal? 🥴
#monsterdon

I do not like this man. I LOVE this wheelchair though

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

#monsterdon how much wild turkey do we think is in the kid's coke

Oh no I like these kids

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Yay! Banana seat bike with a basket. Noice!

#Monsterdon
#SilverBullet1985

Bleah, ableism. At least it's from someone we're supposed to hate?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

I can't help with the laundry! I'm too busy yelling at you from the porch!!!
#Monsterdon

We found the "jerk" who needs to die #Bingo

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

I gotta go, my dad is Cartman

#Monsterdon

TAMMAH

#Monsterdon #Silverbullet1985

it's not a dildo

#Monsterdon

Now, kids, don't go bananas!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

So, his uncle hooked up like a lawn mower motor to his wheelchair, and everyone’s okay with this?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's free, and it's important to never forget that fact. LOL

okay, that wheelchair does kinda slap tho. souped up with mufflers and motorcycle controls? absolutely.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Why is the music from Umihara Kawase

#Monsterdon

The motor wheelchair is cool, not gonna lie. #Monsterdon

he took off the *regular muffler* of a child's wheelchair?

#monsterdon

So the wheelchair is the werewolf?

#monsterdon
#SilverBullet

It wouldn't be a Stephen King without some small town politics. #monsterdon

The Peacemaker is my favorite character and entrance so far.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Ha ha, oh man, drunks love radiation jokes :D #monsterdon

the locals are getting rowdy at the pub, questioning authority...

#Monsterdon

So he can behead the train guy in one swing, but when it's time to kill the lady it's a long protracted affair.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon THE PEACEMAKER

Two kills in 15 minutes. Nice sharp clawbs in this one!

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⏳ 30 MINUTE POLL

In the upcoming werewolf dream sequence experienced by "the reverend," how many extras do you think were used?

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Apologies. I didn’t mean to make that joke about an attempted suicide.

#Monsterdon

Boo! She did nothing wrong!

#monsterdon #silverbullet1985

okay this movie is just gonna go for it with the werewolf attacks

#monsterdon

There, now she doesn't have to worry about going to hell. Problem solved!

#Monsterdon #silverBullet1985

#MONSTERDON #SilverBullet1985
Now THIS is a bloody mess.

Hooray, now you get to go to heaven! Thanks, werewolf angel. #Monsterdon

Welp. That content warning was missing.
#monsterdon

Friendly werewolf helping the young lady not die of suicide!

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

This music makes this feel like a fake horror movie someone would watch in an Ernest movie. #monsterdon

Standard King Stormy Night™ #monsterdon

well, good news then ma'am.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Awee mom? Pills for dinner again????

(Oh god, ok nevermind)
#Monsterdon

jesus mom just start the horse tranquilizers already

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

@randy_s A new anime genre just dropped. Slice-of-life werewolf stories.

#Monsterdon

oh come on Janey, skim off the top, you got humiliated

#monsterdon

As we all know, sixteen year old girls always sleep with a full face of makeup. #monsterdon

L'EGGs product placement!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm starting to get concerned that the youtube "tv version" is different... I haven't seen any decapitations yet...

Giving your sister money for new pantyhose seems weird.

#Monsterdon

That’s some parenting. “You apologize, or I’m gonna’ smack you.”
Hold over from the 60s?

#Monsterdon
#SilverBulletMovie

@Binder weirdest panic! at the disco tribute band i've ever heard

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

Uncle Red, who is DEFINITELY not a werewolf. #monsterdon

Ah, the eighties. A time of casual corporal punishment meted out by parents on mouthy free range children. #Monsterdon

He left one wheelchair behind at the park and got in another at home?

#Monsterdon

yaaaaaay child abuse

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985 #BadWhuf1985

"My oven, my bun" sign spotted at local abortion rally. #monsterdon

"Remember the good times, know what I mean."

I think those are the times she is specifically thinking of.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

I hate you, booger! Harsh,.

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA BULLET 🐺🌕🔫

👀 Look for
...Stephen King!
Early on, during the funeral for the first victim, there is a large town gathering where you get a quick shot of a somber Stephen King in the crowd.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

#monsterdon so far the monster seems to be the little brother

That’s a badass wheelchair, I wouldn’t mess with a kid with that wheelchair

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

"I didn't mean to"

He literally didn't do anything. It was his turd of a friend. #Monsterdon

Nobody likes you Brady. Nobody except the wolf, and that's as an apertif.

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

Bring on the whurwilf!!! #Monsterdon

Leave the poor snake alone. >:(

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

So. Let's see.

His parents suck
His sister suck.
His friend suck.

#monsterdon #SilverBullet1985

disability visibility, everyone #monsterdon #silverbullet1985

#monsterdon Everyone's hair looks SO dumb.

she fell on purpost

#monsterdon

Hair looks very 80s for a movie set a decade prior. #monsterdon

no, no, you don't get it. the movie ONLY works with the 27 minutes of backstory first

#Monsterdon #SilverBullet

#monsterdon

As much as they cared about themselves..

I really don’t like the narrator in this. She sounds like she’s narrating an audio book, not telling the story of a werewolf attacking her town.

#Monsterdon

I hate voice-overs. #monsterdon

Ah yes, Standard King Friendly Small Town. Bleugh. #monsterdon