Standard King Stormy Nightβ’ #monsterdon
well, good news then ma'am.
Awee mom? Pills for dinner again????
(Oh god, ok nevermind)
#Monsterdon
jesus mom just start the horse tranquilizers already
@randy_s A new anime genre just dropped. Slice-of-life werewolf stories.
oh come on Janey, skim off the top, you got humiliated
As we all know, sixteen year old girls always sleep with a full face of makeup. #monsterdon
L'EGGs product placement!
#monsterdon I'm starting to get concerned that the youtube "tv version" is different... I haven't seen any decapitations yet...
Giving your sister money for new pantyhose seems weird.
Thatβs some parenting. βYou apologize, or Iβm gonnaβ smack you.β
Hold over from the 60s?
@Binder weirdest panic! at the disco tribute band i've ever heard
Uncle Red, who is DEFINITELY not a werewolf. #monsterdon
Ah, the eighties. A time of casual corporal punishment meted out by parents on mouthy free range children. #Monsterdon
He left one wheelchair behind at the park and got in another at home?
yaaaaaay child abuse
"My oven, my bun" sign spotted at local abortion rally. #monsterdon
"Remember the good times, know what I mean."
I think those are the times she is specifically thinking of.
I hate you, booger! Harsh,.
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...Stephen King!
Early on, during the funeral for the first victim, there is a large town gathering where you get a quick shot of a somber Stephen King in the crowd.
#monsterdon so far the monster seems to be the little brother
Thatβs a badass wheelchair, I wouldnβt mess with a kid with that wheelchair
"I didn't mean to"
He literally didn't do anything. It was his turd of a friend. #Monsterdon
Nobody likes you Brady. Nobody except the wolf, and that's as an apertif.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
Bring on the whurwilf!!! #Monsterdon
Leave the poor snake alone. >:(
I once disappointed a young boy holding a snake by going βoh cool, what a great snake!β instead of screaming and running away as he had hoped
disability visibility, everyone #monsterdon #silverbullet1985
she fell on purpost
Hair looks very 80s for a movie set a decade prior. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Everyone's hair looks SO dumb.
no, no, you don't get it. the movie ONLY works with the 27 minutes of backstory first
As much as they cared about themselves..
I really donβt like the narrator in this. She sounds like sheβs narrating an audio book, not telling the story of a werewolf attacking her town.
I hate voice-overs. #monsterdon
Ah yes, Standard King Friendly Small Town. Bleugh. #monsterdon
A town where nobody locked their doors, and tickets for the lynchin' only cost a nickel
Logging in late just in time to see a head fly through the air. Nice. #Monsterdon
A town where people cared about each other... except Arnie Westriom, fuck that guy.
This movie was a head of its time.
Annnnnd, he scores!
hate it when that happens.
why would the werewolf leave bigfoot tracks tho?
@catzilla I'm going to mooch off your root post here tonight if you don't mind?
Will untag you after this.
(our local timeline is somewhat sparse and I don't want to overwhelm it with public posts, replies to other servers won't show up there)
The killing had begun
#Monsterdon
Rhinegeist got him
It's nothing to lose your head over, buddy.
That's a moon orientation
The timeless labor of sweeping debris off of railroad tracks. #Monsterdon
oh he wrote the screenplay for this one too
Itβs mentioning Rheingold, so I expect this to be Wagnerianly over the top
Landshark
love the dinky little rail car
Your long nightmare began that night? Did you vote in Regan?
Everett McGill? Big Ed Hurley is in this?
The moon keeps shrinking, the air must be really cold.
#monsterdon
Is the werewolf going to be wearing black gloves
Oh wow Corey Haim and Locke from Lost!
okay, the in-movie title art doesn't have a bullet at all, and the poster's bullet is actually silver. I SEE.
And weβre off. Time for some 80s βscaryβ shenanigans with #SilverBullet
Ah the plaintive sound of the glockenspiel
the pan flute tells me everything is Going To Be All Right
Starring Gary Busey, a man who enters every room teeth first. #monsterdon
good night #monsterdon folks! it's 3am in italy and i am *not* staying up for this tonight <3 ;)
will watch it when i'm home and awake ;)
Anyway, I don't know anything about this movie but I will be rooting for the werewolf.
#Monsterdon is starting!!! Quick, mute me or mute the tag, or see waaayyy too much about a 1980s werewolf movie
(I think. I just show up for the silly toots)
@JanineFromPgh hi Janine! always good to see you! #monsterdon
Representing Lemmy/Piefed, mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon
Silver Bullet
*puts gold-colored bullet in title art*
I see. so it's that kind of movie, is it.
Yeah, but it's too late now, probably take me 15-30 minutes. (Still might try it)
Letβs go!
If Iβve learned anything from Stephen King, itβs this: do not, under any circumstances, go to Maine.
for the record, Point Break was released in 1991 β same year Badmotorfinger was released
along many, many other groundbreaking albums
itβs a long, fabulous list
I'm sick of looking at reality the way I usually do. It just sucks.
I wana look at reality the way these videos do.
I'm serious.
Shrimp and Fries.
If you want to recover from the #monsterdon movie this week, I recommend going out to see "Hokum". It's a great, creepy horror movie. All mood. No gore.
if we imagine Aaliyah is singing to that woman surfer, then this movie ALMOST passes the Bechdel test
Does @ryan inject LSD straight into an HDMI cable, or is there more to it?
I think this was one of our better-paced #Monsterdon experiences. It held my attention better than Maximum Overdrive. Maybe not the *most* rollicking, and certainly not the top tier in overall quality, but it'd be a good easy introduction to group riffing, unlike Vampire(s) of Bikini Beach and that lot.
Well, this is Alpha Control congratulating the launch crew on another movie successfully launched into space where it belongs. Preacher Biteybite can howl at the moon all he wants to and we won't have to put up with it ever again. And thanks again to @Taweret for hosting! ^_^
Duel of the Fates?!
hey I learned to surf when I was in grad school
@me Dead priest? you call a βfixerβ
The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better do it and do it quick.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.
Very silly movie but didn't dislike it either #monsterdon
OMG. Point Break meets Twin Peaks. π
#Monsterdon
Silver Bullet wasn't really bad. It was very good bad. But I still feel like I should watch an actually good movie now.
#Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
#Monsterdon π¨ > π ? πΊ ! = π±
We were out of sync and there were no real wolves but thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for excellent custom-stamp bingo, @JoeWynne for Busey and non-Busey trivia, but most of all, thanks to all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun
If only #GaryBusey had a couple of mischievous kids to help him fight the #Predator. π
dang, that bank heist scene was something else....
I feel like maybe Uncle Steph wasn't doing quite enough cocaine for this script. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985
@strangefour Great song though
@miru WTF is going on?
The Little Mermaid? I went to get a drink and I feel like I've jumped three movies deep into this music video mashup.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs
Jay Chattaway did the music for tonight's #Monsterdon, #SilverBullet. You may know some of his other work (TL;DR β lots of music in multiple Star Trek series)
The GenX childhood take away - The Drunkle is gonna get you all the illegal things you need in life.
This music / video is unironically awesome.
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@wulfric Not now. Stephen King, not Steven Tyler. #Monsterdon #SilverBullet1985