I am not watching Shin Godzilla at the moment, but I just saw a #monsterdon post mentioning Clumsy Toddler Godzilla and could immediately picture the scene.

Back when our previous cat Chester had a stroke, she lost some mobility. We tried to keep her comfortable and stabilized in her cat bed, but she kept heaving herself out and then collapsing on to the side as she asserted her independence and flumped her way to food and water.

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i want onigiri :(

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That was worth staying up for. Really fantastic. #monsterdon

@cheribaker Anyone have any idea of whether this is still happening? https://wikizilla.org/wiki/GAMERA_-Rebirth- #monsterdon #2023

@cheribaker Maybe they can come up with a kaiju script inspired by Covid-19 #monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret for gathering us together for #Monsterdon once again! Another gooder and the portrayal of the government as a bunch of asshats was particularly strong in this one which was fun

Does thanos show up in the post-credits scene? #monsterdon

Convenient that Godzilla's now his own commemorative statue #monsterdon

Uh.... xenomorphs?

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#monsterdon Wait, why did this literally freeze him? Like with ice?

The point was to stop him from venting heat through his fins ...

Shouldn't that have caused him to overheat, not literally freeze?

ty for joining, everyone!!!

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the real godzilla was the friends we made along the way

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This is weirdly similar to the end of Frozen #monsterdon

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Ah. Boston's Orange Line is being put to good use!

okay point borg he's dead for good :) #monsterDon

Bold move planning all those train bombs not certain that Godzilla could be maneuvered atop a rail switchyard at the critical moment #monsterdon

#monsterdon In past movies there's usually someone who suggests drugging Godzilla, and that guy is always voted down.

Nice to see they're finally trying it.

how do you turn God's kindest creature, the train, into a weapon and not realize you're the baddy??
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Go Team Rainbow! :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

eyes: still goofy
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Beginning Operation Kaiju Dentist #monsterdon

they're doing like 3 reverse 9/11's on him #monsterDon

@emmah Looks like 9-11 too #monsterdon

oh fuck yeah it's shooting shit out its tail point godzilla #monsterDon

the triumphant military music as godzilla wrecks the military is great lol

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#Monsterdon Y’all keep in mind Anno is responding to Fukushima in this.

There’s gotta be a way to line this movie up with a Pink Floyd album. It’s got the laser light show and everything! #monsterdon

i mean this definitely isn't a point for the borg, i'll say that much #monsterDon

Whoa, Godzilla light show #monsterdon

Godzilla's gonna get all tuckered out #monsterdon

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Curfew? Isn't this area going to be nuked in less than a day?

Is that supposed to be a joke I don't get?

yeah, godzilla could wreck the borg

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one of the good things about this movie is how fascist it definitely isn't #monsterdon

what is an international trade deal on the sly? #monsterDon

I thought when they were talking about countdown they were referring to the time when Godzilla's radioactive breath turns back on #monsterdon

I was gonna make an Operation Yashima joke and then Anno made it for me

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OK we will share our data with you to help save Japan but you have to sign our EULA first #Monsterdon

this is a good movie is the thing #MonsterDon

it's brilliant it's like the back cover of a Mad Magazine! #origami #Monsterdon

When we fold it like this we can find out who godzilla will marry #monsterdon

saved by private-public partnership #Monsterdon

Oh, the freezing plan IS the coagulation plan. Thanks nerdy misfits #monsterdon

Rockin guitar for a chemical production montage #monsterdon

epic phone calls music

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2023 challenge: Disney make an MCU movie with the effects budget of Shin Godzilla
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What happened to the coagulation plan? I'm missing something #monsterdon

freezing? where are the masers? get. the. masers.

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Cool dolly shot #monsterdon

#NuclearOption #Monsterdon

#monsterdon CMV: #ShinGodzilla is #SCP682
#SCPSunday #SCP #SCPFoundation

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682

#monsterdon They're in over their head. They should consider using the fairies to contact Mothra.

Godzilla is a “quiet sleeper.” That’s canon. 🥹 #monsterdon

I'd love a version of Decisive Battle that just escalates forever, like Ravel's Bolero

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Yaguchi's been hitting the Red Bull #monsterdon

No, seriously. Wow.

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tail's still feeling like it's not contributing #monsterdon

WOW

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Godzilla's wearing radioactive pearls around the neck #monsterdon

Godzilla seepy now #monsterdon

#monsterdon Cool guys don't look back at explosions.

hmmm. point godzilla,, i guess #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wasn't there a missing old scientist who knew The Truth?

Are they still looking for him?

Hey here we go, wouldn't be an Anno project without a pencil thin death-ray

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his massive ordinance penetrates my II #monsterdon

the eyes are actually creepy

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#monsterdon "My group will travel there by car."

Sure, that makes sense. The most important team in the government can't get a few helicopters?

IMMEDIATELY blame the US, onsite, don't even give anyone enough time to blame us, good for them, godspeed #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Godzilla is aspirational to all cats #Monsterdon

"Prime Minister, you MUST evacuate. Let the Governor take care of it - nobody cares about them."

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Lmao "the proposed US bombing zone" just absolutely saturated with bombs #monsterdon

#monsterdon "The target's been sighted!"

Really? Someone has spotted our 200 meter tall monster? What luck!

I love the little tiny T Rex arms #monsterdon

so I gather the strategy here is to pacify Godzilla with something like an apricot scrub to leave its skin smooth and rejuvinated? #Monsterdon

okay the bombs hitting and then blowing was sick nasty, that ruled, point Godzilla #Monsterdon

How about tying logs to ropes between building and then swinging them together to smoosh Godzilla’s head? #monsterdon

i feel like this is the opposite of cooling him down rapidly, that sounded like the good plan #Monsterdon

I would simply wait for Ultraman to show up #Monsterdon

Now hear me out: has anyone tried using harpoons and tow cables? Go for the legs? #monsterdon

do they even HAVE masers?!

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get the maser trucks, you fools!

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im more afraid of there being so many helicopters so close than i am of godzilla #Monsterdon

"there would be massive loss of life"
"yeah, and we'd look like big pussies"
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"Focus your fire on the creature's head and legs!"

Uh, which one sir? His head is about 100 meters from his legs.

we must stop it NOW or we will look wimpy to other nations!!!! oh yeah and more people will die too I guess #Monsterdon

"Well, we still haven't tried shooting at it or anything, we're just kinda seeing how things develop - being chill y'know?"

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#monsterdon why would a State of Emergency restrict the number of people who can order an attack?

Isn't it supposed to work the other way?

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>why is it coming here again

to start 3rd impact, of course

if our boy doesn't shoot a projectile out of that tail there's no hope for him #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I kinda miss the googly-eyes

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Ugh, Godzilla leaves an oily residue.

That's a hell of a tail #monsterdon

Oh that? We aren't sure what that is. We call him Godzilla.

Don't worry about it.

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If the fins are heatsinks, you just need helicopters equipped with expanding insulation foam sprayers.

Better than masers.

Awwwwww yissssss #monsterdon

Godzilla is heading across the ocean to Linus Tech Tips to get a water cooling upgrade but HE WILL RETURN #Monsterdon

Ok I think it’s confirmed that Godzilla is a Pokémon #monsterdon