so many digs at how the us gov deals with other countries lol

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that netflix comet movie tried to do what this movie is doing and didn't do it half as well

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we officially announce the government's unofficial name of the monster

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I love this music #monsterdon

Ah, the Eva battle music kicking in while not-Misato gives a briefing is choice #monsterdon

@Taweret If only they could make it 99% cabinet meetings #monsterdon

this is honestly one of the most brutal and accurate political satires ever made

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Sure it’s a giant monster, and sure it leaves radiation everywhere it goes, but we have NO EVIDENCE it’s enough radiation to warrant evacuating #monsterdon

point borg: it's definitely not nuclear #monsterdon

Looking like this talking about the mutations..

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not watching #monsterdon but I am reconstructing the movie via reading the hashtag

Lmao this is the perfect team to take on Godzilla #monsterdon

@Taweret if the stock market is open and the kids are in school then #ThisIsFine #Monsterdon

The Prime Minister's go/no-go decision was basically a Trolley Problem in action #monsterdon

if we play easy listening musak whilst reporting on the disaster it will prevent mass panic #Monsterdon

oh good. the stock market will remain open

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soft jazz and traffic reports lol

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The subcommittee for kaiju pacification has greenlit consideration to remove safeties.

We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss any further escalation.

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@wohali I believe it's been walking on its shins #monsterdon

Is Godzilla a Pokémon? Discuss. #monsterdon

baby's first steps! :blobaww:

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This is my new favorite image.

B'WAAHHH!? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzillasaurus Rex

Nobody does street panic scenes like Toho #monsterdon

it's already dead point borg #monsterdon

Lmao I love clumsy toddlerzilla #monsterdon

We can't just *do something* we haven't done any studies yet!

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the eyes

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The thing I love so much is that everyone, from the elected officials to the generals to even the academics, is concerned first and foremost with the effect that committing to something will have on their career, and a distant second with the actual situation unfolding in front of them #monsterdon

@wohali I never would have taken this role if someone told me I'd be responsible for decision-making.

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I hope Godzilla stays in this crawling form forever.

Going back to his old self would be a disappointing cop-out.

This whole part of the movie has such an Armando Iannucci vibe #monsterdon

do something? but - but - we're the government!

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this godzilla is just glomping thousands of people to death #monsterdon

mmmmmm

CARZZZ!

nomnomnomnom

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Starting to think the government might not be able to address this effectively #monsterdon

ofc we're more worried about how to manage the messaging than dealing with the actual monster ripping the city apart

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"Nothing in the second or third response manual applies, either. What do we do?"

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Please put your mind at ease there is no chance it will come ashore

(monster walks by)

🤣

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Catazillar #monsterdon

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Amazing.

that's a fucked up godzilla , not my favorite tbh #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I appreciate the Japanese Sign Language interpreter, and wish we had more shots of her! Elegant signer!

EDIT: YAY more #signlanguage

gil goo

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"We've yet to identify what kind of creature it is."

It's Godzilla, I feel like everyone already knows that.

Time to put on our worker costumes #monsterdon

#UselessExperts #Monsterdon

The only thing Shin Gojira lacked was cicadas, that way there would've been NO doubt it was a Hideaki Anno joint

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#monsterdon "a heretofore undiscovered marine species"

Wow, professor. Really going out on a limb trying to describe this mysterious monster that lives in the ocean.

It's time for #monsterdon ??

I'm a little late, I hope I'm close enough to synced up.

starting the movie now #monsterdon

Tonight, no #monsterdon for me. I watched Vampire Diary (2007) and am now watching Becoming Jane (2007) which is an entire accident, that they were made in the same year. 15 freaking years ago. The latter of course has *production values* because it's a studio picture with stars. The former has *cinema verite* values because it's shot on a found footage conceit, which also helps one not to care that the blood seems fake and there is no way these actors are method. But both movies feature British accents, so, there's that.

#Monsterdon MOAR ROOMS!

FUCK YEAH LIVE CAPTURE #monsterdon

How can one be so sure that's a TAIL? #monsterdon

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Giant Unidentified Life form.

GULF.

I don’t think any of the people in this room have ever seen a kaiju movie #monsterdon

OK, everyone in a different room now! #monsterdon

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Yes. There is no possible animal that large living in the ocean.

We've absolutely never seen any monsters in this area before.

They really just jump right in with the disaster eh?
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Participating in #monsterdon, may want to mute that tag for a couple hours if you don’t want to hear me live tooting Shin Godzilla

My first #Monsterdon

How are y'all watching:

Let's fuckin go #monsterdon

GO GO GO!!

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