"I can write female characters" he said, lying to himself

#MOnsterdon

Okay so you saw Critters. Congratulations. #Monsterdon

I like her vibrant red beret

#Monsterdon

They should have got an actor for the lead....

#Monsterdon

The tree transformed him into Chet! #monsterdon #seedpeople

#Monsterdon not the face!

How are you going to videotape her when she doesn’t know it if she can read your mind. #Monsterdon

"Well I have an orchard to irrigate" he said, delivering the line awkardly directly to camera.
#monsterdon

Deez Meteor Nuts. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

@bunnyhero Their stuff wasn't necessarily good, but it was always professionally done at least. #monsterdon

Come to think of it... it completely defeats the point of making a hospital a *memorial* hospital if you leave out the name of whoever it's a memorial to

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

ANOTHER AMAZING SIGN WHICH IS NOT FROM THE HARDWARE STORE
#Monsterdon

Full Moon did a LOT of "B" horror films. #monsterdon

It still feels weird that "Seedpeople" is one word.

There's no way that this movie lives up to this opening music, though.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Oh, they did have the budget for an Alien, well done lads

lol, stretchy head!

But I have to go to bed!

#Monsterdon

lol, somebody definitely saw Aliens...

#Monsterdon

@cptbutton it's all feeling a bit Buffy

#Monsterdon

The "Tom" character had the same creepy-weirdo vibes as that CSI Miami guy (David Caruso).

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon welp, that ended

And so another #monsterdon ends.

With plot holes big enough to drive trucks through.

I'm not angry with you movie, just disappointed, very very disappointed.

Thank's for all the toots everyone!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting!

@Mikal Inexplicable explosion from the back of a truck full of seeds flying off a cliff, followed by returning to the hospital, surrounded by seedpeople.

#Monsterdon

@Mikal Everyone's a seedperson now, I think, except denim hero. #monsterdon

Hey, that might have been a Bechdel test pass anyway? I think Kim talked to Heidi about the possessed housekeeper and stuff.

#monsterdon

Okay, damn, we had a minor emergency here and I missed the last 15 minutes or so. How did it end?
#monsterdon

lol, I'm not sure how but I've got the miru feed on my vlc player and that's some rather clever bit of unwitting editing I've done there!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All that said, a fun game with these movies is seeing how far down the credits can get before you figure out which side is the actors' names and which side is the characters'

@CactuarJoe It wasn't entertaining because good or because bad

#Monsterdon

My dog knew how that would end and she wasn't even watching the show. #seedpeople #seedpeople1992 #monsterdon

Wait! How's that bridge replacement going?

#monsterdon

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/116671662113075655

If you'd like to kick June off with some questionable cinema stop by #MondayActionMovie Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

No movie, you didn't earn that ending, no.
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Just one more thing 🌰
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

#monsterdon Remember, when leaving a valley in a canyon, there will be a steap drop.

CARDIGAN v CARDIGAN

#Monsterdon

Ghost ride the whip!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@CactuarJoe I'm waiting to see if the federal agent, the doctor, or everyone at the hospital is a seed person once the hour-plus flashback sequence ends. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Still one last chance to kill the cop, guys. You can still redeem yourselves. #Monsterdon

Did I miss Johnny B Good

#Monsterdon

That's two non-fatal electrocutions, right?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

@aredridel good old Atmosphere #Monsterdon

I believe that the truck was in motion

#Monsterdon

I'm assuming these plant aliens secretly always wanted to be the people who directed airplanes on the tarmac

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

oh look, the cop panics....

#Monsterdon

Wow the UV light thing was VERY easy #monsterdon

Nintendo Misses the Mark with Gritty Pikmin Reboot

#Monsterdon

"augh! sunburn!"

#monsterdon

Denim dude picks a fight with his ex wife rather than her new husband....

#Monsterdon

OOOH THE FLUORESCENT LIIIIIGHT

#monsterdon

Burt always knew he'd die just as he lived

Being mildly distracting

#Monsterdon

I gotta admit people, I got bored and checked out until that nomming

#monsterdon

Burt ever learn not to talk about himself in the third person, Burt?

#Monsterdon

SEED SEED SEED

#monsterdon

“You can’t kill a cactus with a bullet”

#monsterdon

Wait. He just watched the aliens mess with her? He didn't do anything? That guy sucks.
#Monsterdon

Looks like everyone in the town is seedpeople now......time to burn down the whole town

#Monsterdon

Maybe I'm a seed person; I've been making that face

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar if it saps we can jar and sell it #Monsterdon #seedpeople

Tom to the rescue! Or maybe he'll just watch.

#monsterdon

Seeders > leechers

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

*Stares at the Demin Man

"I have unleashed a terrible thing on the World!"

#Monsterdon

NATIONAL ARBORETUM MENTIONED

#Monsterdon

This guy is the best actor in the whole film and he has this humiliating costume.

#monsterdon

"Is it Brad?"
"No, it's Fraser. He's covered in... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

It took me that long to come up with that joke.

#monsterdon

I want to watch the fluorescent six-shooter character in a different movie

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe gotta pad out the third act somehow

#monsterdon

Frazier got fern’d

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@CactuarJoe man don't drag cenobites into this

#monsterdon

"Is it Brad?"

looks at badge that says aser then moves the lapel so he can see Fraser

"No, it's Fraser"

c'mon man, you couldn't read that??

#monsterdon

We had to leave the boom mic outside because the zapping and popping was too loud

#Monsterdon

hey, stop shaking your denim bride around dude

#Monsterdon

Imagine how quickly this story would have gone with modern smart phones and the internet.....

#Monsterdon

Hey kids, that's what used to be called a 'Video Tape'

#Monsterdon

that wallpaper is a bit much....

#Monsterdon

Wow, that almost-getting-run-over stunt looked INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS

#Monsterdon

Is that a white Bronco???
#Monsterdon

I assume our plot will involve that long pointless scene with the herbicide soon. They're not telegraphing that at all.

#monsterdon

Daddy wants to talk to you! Let's roll, baby!

#monsterdon

"Tom! Make like a tree and get outta here!"

#monsterdon

Looks like standard inn-keeper nightwear.

#monsterdon

@Binder So *thats* why their produce tastes weird.
#Monsterdon

"Sprouts" This is how the grocery chain was named. For this film. Remember it when you shop there. #Monsterdon

Pardon me while I arti-choke

#monsterdon

Seed Unboxing vids

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

"My God, it's styrofoam and rubber"

#monsterdon

I like how various monsters take a run at people, but then nobody says anything to anyone about it.

#monsterdon

Barred Owl is going nuts. That’s way to frequent for repeated hoots

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@Binder who else would have headgear like that on tap #monsterdon

UV lights? Must be a weed farm.

#monsterdon

lol, I just hate his outfit so much, when he tries to act it just makes it worse.....who is this guy, the producer's son or something?

#Monsterdon

Ah, herbicide. The secret weapon.

#monsterdon

Propagator emeritus of planet earth? Is that a title now? #Monsterdon

some intense acting going on in this scene /s

#Monsterdon

"You're the guy that went to college, you should have been smart enough to think of something."

I wonder what the seedpeople are doing right now.

#Monsterdon

Anyone got bad poetry on the bingo card

#monsterdon

(so far the sweet and spicy cones are going down my throat like a conveyor belt, only breaking to post wit on the Monsterdon)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Getting some Wilfred Brimley vibes from the crazy doctor, from The Thing from John Carpenter. “Nobody is gettin out of heeeeeere!”

pickups, double denim, the only non-white person is viewed with suspicion.fuck this town

#Monsterdon

no wait , Double, Double-Denim!

fucks sake White people, must we be a cliche?

#Monsterdon

vee hick el

#monsterdon

"I meant it when I said your smile lights up the room."

"Tom, I...think you're thinking of Doc, he's got that fluorescent light hat."

#monsterdon