after the way you treated him doc died for your sins #monsterdon

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER BLOWING UP THE ALIEN YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LOSERS #Monsterdon

I’m very confused by the UV light thing. Plants like UV light, daylight has UV, what’s the deal? #monsterdon

Cop fucks things up, surprising literally no one. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Come on plant people, show some hustle!

We've got a whole lot of seeds to load into this truck!

You realize, if the aliens had invaded a Coppertone town they'd be ruling the planet by now. #Monsterdon

Tubi showed me an interminable ad for the next Minions movie, whose antagonist is apparently Baby Chthulu. #Monsterdon

My light weakens them and then I chop them

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Tonight on Pumpkinhead

#monsterdon

probably 386/20, maybe 386sx based on how slowly it was redrawing that screen

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Tardigrades! Interstellar tardigrades!

#Monsterdon

Plants are savage! Have you ever tasted cilantro?

"...tastes good to me."

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

#Monsterdon

Shoot him Doc, he's pure denim now...

#Monsterdon

Method Acting, clearly. The method: robotically repeat the lines. #monsterdon

I do wish we'd gotten a *little* more explanation about that than "I fixed it".

Like, did he transplant the tape into another casette? The plastic surely couldn't be made right

#Monsterdon

you see kids, back then we had these magnetic tapes to record video on

#monsterdon

How is this movie both better *and* worse than. Last week's?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Young actress has yet to perfect the art of the Sexy Damsel Fall #Monsterdon

OH MAN THAT CG :D :D :D #Monsterdon

So we're just gonna leave the lid off the prune from hell, despite the squirmy stuff .

Cool, cool, cool.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Most people in the early 90's kept vhs camcorders on their night stand in case they got up in the middle of the night and needed to record something. #monsterdon

Burt, you know too many pissing monkeys

#Monsterdon

The double denim again....fucks sake....make it stop...

#Monsterdon

Gimme an A! Gimme a C! Gimme another A! And a B!

#monsterdon

Wow, you can HEAR the HUT HUT HUT HUT from the deputy. #Monsterdon

Tom, shut up, you exude blandness

#monsterdon

Wow, they're killing the bad boyfriend off pretty early. #Monsterdon

i want a fluorescent light hat!

#monsterdon

The fireball club does give "small astronomy club meeting" vibes I guess

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

well at least he got the terminology correct!

#monsterdon

the innate human urge to stick your face into weird alien stuff

that sex organ fires popcorn! Fantastic biology!

#Monsterdon

how many distinct white guy dadlike quasiprotagonists in this movie, i genuinely don't know
#monsterdon

"Heidi... I'm gonna condescend to you a bit here. It'll set up our inevitable third-act reconnection." #Monsterdon

That thing is adorable. #Monsterdon

Poking it with a stick is smarther than average

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

As you know Bob…

you and I used to be an item

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

"What's it like being divorced but still living with your ex-wife"

Isn't that called a "San Fransisco Marriage" now?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

What is a "designated mother"? Is she not allowed to drink? #Monsterdon

The next time I'm in the hospital and I get asked what happened, I'm going to try to launch into something like "Well, Milldale was a special kind of town... The kind of place that got into your soul like a warm meal on a winter's night."

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I'm putting money on him being a normal Fed who's here to murder him for the cover-up.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

That’s definitely some 90’s film score. #Monsterdon

Okay - #monsterdon is beginning.
This is a no-fertilizer zone. The Seedpeople don't need any help.

I'm glad I stuck around to see Martin Kemp's brain fly at Billy from Gremlins...

#Monsterdon

Seedpeople! Based on an original idea by Charles Band? Sorry Charlie... no original ideas here! 🌱

Thanks as always to the main meteorite @Taweret for hosting, and a big seedy thanks to the #Monsterdon crew for erupting in my face every Sunday night. 🫘🫘🫘

(denim intensifies 👖)

Well that was a movie! Seed 1 x 0 Denim guy

I still don’t understand why only artificial UV works on them but alright.

Thanks everyone for joining and @Taweret
For organizing!
#monsterdon

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Final high score, I could debate some of these but falling just short of bingo feels about right. #monsterdon

"White Denim Town Blames Everything On Mexican Domestic Servant"

#Monsterdon

Alright, that's it for the lamest alien invasion ever. As usual, there's one last thing to do before you leave the theater:

Was SEEDPEOPLE (1992) the WORST #MONSTERDON film of the year?

what a tweest

#monsterdon

Jesús, take the wheel!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

oh, so the white folk are saved.....

#Monsterdon

I actually don't mind the cardigan Demin is wearing, it hides some of the denim at least

#Monsterdon

Old man channeling Weyland-Yutani

#monsterdon

@diazona "we travelled hundreds of light years for this?!" #Monsterdon

Do they know the Sun is ultra violet light too? Am I missing something?

#Monsterdon

This, 'group of random people working on a mysterious project' vibe is similar to Pluribus but that, show is at least 2.1 million times better than this

#Monsterdon

It the ultraviolet light!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

ahh, more 90s-era slow mo… you shouldn't have…

no, really, you shouldn't have

#Monsterdon

OO SHINY #Monsterdon

Hang on. Do some people get torn to shreds by carnivorous plants, but some just get jizzed on and become plants?

#monsterdon

If this movie was happening in 2026 people would be finding ways of seeding themselves in front of a camera to prove it was not a big deal #monsterdon

"We've come for your weed, Chuck"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon None of the terrain we're seeing makes me think "Only one road in or out of town."

There's always a back road. A logging road. Something.

anyway, RIP not-actually-family oh no I'm so sad for him or whatever

#Monsterdon

I bet his gun fires denim bullets

#Monsterdon

Ah shaking a woman you disagree with, such a 90s mood #monsterdon

Yeah, the thing is we could've cleared up that little misunderstanding twenty minutes ago and the film would've been far snappier. This is a SLOG, man. #Monsterdon

It's part cockroach, part ball of fur, with a pincer type mouth with fangs. Slime with fur is an interesting choice.
#Monsterdon

lol, use the hands to emote lady....well done...

#Monsterdon

OH MY GOD RUN THEY'RE MOSEYING

THEY'RE MOSEYING LEISURELY RIGHT AT US

#Monsterdon

SEEDBOTS, ROLL OUT

#monsterdon

See lady, this is exactly what happens when you let your ex husband back into your life, he comes into your bedroom at night screaming of alien conspiracies and Denim.

#Monsterdon

we should be glad he's not wearing a denim jacket as well....

#Monsterdon

@gblues now I am intrigued by this 'alien weed'

#Monsterdon

"Oh god..." it's made of Styrofoam!

#monsterdon

Check his internet history… just in case

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

Love the realistic police action here!

#monsterdon

"propagatin' stuff" is that what the kids call it

#monsterdon

ACAB time

#Monsterdon

The LEDs in my rave hat would blow this man's mind, such wonders possible in the 2020s....

#Monsterdon

Chuck Testa?

#monsterdon

Nope. Chuck Testa

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

EVIL PLANT SLIDES

#monsterdon

Yeah, well I meant it when I said STOP FUCKING TALKING. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE DENIM!!!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe what about Mobile Suit Gundam SEED back there tho? :3

#monsterdon

"Spermin' Thurman? Nah, just his weird tree."

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

The com's aren't checking.

#monsterdon

I’ve got a funny rock I need you to take a look at… yeah, behind those bushes over there…. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Easier to just pick the ones NOT nutty

#monsterdon

The jeans, shirt and tie combination is making me physically sick

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero
😆 you’re taking your movie-viewing responsibilities seriously.
I just thought, “yep. That was a guy. Bye, guy.”
#monsterdon

"I can write female characters" he said, lying to himself

#MOnsterdon

Okay so you saw Critters. Congratulations. #Monsterdon

I like her vibrant red beret

#Monsterdon

They should have got an actor for the lead....

#Monsterdon

The tree transformed him into Chet! #monsterdon #seedpeople

#Monsterdon not the face!

How are you going to videotape her when she doesn’t know it if she can read your mind. #Monsterdon