ah, it's gonna be one of those movies where I recognize half the stars from like Xfiles guest stars and stuff

#monsterdon

@SRLevine I think a few hours is probably enough to justify the fridge baking temperature

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Chekhov's G-Man

#monsterdon

“He did not in fact destroy all of them”

#Monsterdon

this movie already feels like some sort of heightened reality

#monsterdon

Not the first or last time government has interfered with healthcare

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ☄️ 🌱 🙍 🌱 🏃‍➡️ 🌱 👀 👽 😱
#seedpeople

what is the light source

I've missed several #Monsterdon events in a row, but I'm here for this one. Looks stinky.

what is with this FBI man's way of speaking. do you think his teeth ever come apart, or...?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Great acting, as always.

#Monsterdon

I'd kid about him being a baby about needles but that looks like a genuinely painful place to get an injection (or blood draw or IV)

#Monsterdon

Special Agent… Weems?

…

Really?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Mister Bates. Agent Weems. Hoo boy with these names. #Monsterdon

So help me, if they did the string parts with MIDI files, but used real instruments for that col legno sound… 😡😡😡😡

(Col legno is hitting violin/viola/cello strings with the wood of the bow. Makes a cool sound, but is really bad for both the strings and the bow)

#Monsterdon

FBI? Wait is this part of the X-files?
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

They interview me with WEEMS!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

if he keeps lifting his head up and flopping it back down like that he's gonna get seriously injured

if only there was an ambulance chaser around here somewhere...

#monsterdon

booo acab

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Memorial Hospital. not in memory of anyone in particular, just, ya know, in memory.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Before engaging in psychic-warfare research on Eleven, Papa was super into weaponised botany.

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Nope. No relation. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

#monsterdon putting the noogie in Manoogian

Mister what not?

#monsterdon

A card shop in my town just recently got in a massive collection of old horror and monster movies on VHS and I was tempted to see if they had this but I'm not actually home where my VCR is and the shop said they probably wouldn't be done sorting them until later in the week.

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Everyone else prepping snacks for the movie. Me on pacific time: wondering if since the lasagna has been in the fridge I need to use the fridge baking temperature or since it has only been in for a few hours I use the standard one.

( #Monsterdon as dinner and a movie for some of us)

Based upon an idea Charles band had in a dream he wrote down on a napkin from a bar with fruity cocktail drinks and a bowl full of sunflower seeds.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Just a generic Memorial Hospital #monsterdon #seedpeople

Poor guy - thinks he's Carmen Miranda

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There are too many O's in these names..

Ah yes, welcome to the MEMORIAL HOSPITAL #Monsterdon

not THE Peter Manoogian?

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

Is it *really* a Full Moon film if you don't have Angus Scrimm in it?

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

@sean I think that might be caused by upscaling this to 4k.

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@SRLevine @bunnyhero I love beans but darnnit I dont' have any lol #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Anne Betancourt must have been one of the early kids before the parents gave up and just started numbering the (i.e. Nuno)

@CactuarJoe Yeasht

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That's some really mediocre opening credits, even for #monsterdon standards
#seedpeople1992

I'm thinking this dignified credits font is selling us a bill of goods

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@SRLevine @bunnyhero @kshernandez i made split pea soup, i think that counts as seeds!

#monsterdon

Tonight on Sci-Fi Saturday

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@skatem

Only instead of f*cking off into the sea, they f*ck off into the cabbage patch

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Long slow credits with no visuals. So we are starting in with padding huh? Well this is to be expected.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Actors with the same last names as famous actors.

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Conan the Seedy Barbarian music..

Uhoh, Italian cinematographer...

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@xerozohar Unless someone has an anti-fungal, yeah #Monsterdon

@wohali The truth is out there
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@randy_s Yum! #Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

I’m using an alternate laptop tonight due to problems with own. If my wife asks you if you saw me take hers, say you weren’t there – you were out getting a pack of cigarettes. We have to keep our story straight or I’ll end up in a shallow grave in the woods.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

#Monsterdon ☄️ 🌱 🙍 🌱 🏃‍➡️ 🌱 👀 👽 😱
#seedpeople

i'm disappointed they put spaces between everyone's first and last names

Dave Witherspoon? Holly Fields?? are these people related, or did they just find someone with similar names to actual actors?

#monsterdon #SeedPeople1992

@wohali whoa perfect timing!

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And we open with JRPG normal battle music. MIDI synth and everything. #Monsterdon

_Dane_ Witherspoon? Any relation?#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

Seed and people in this economy‽
#monsterdon  

On the night of a blue moon, we settle in to watch Seedpeople. Will it be the an unforgettable horror masterpiece or just horrific? I think we all know the answer to this.

Time for #Monsterdon

I kinda like the animated logo for Full Moon Productions? We'll see if that remains the thing I like most in this movie. 😆

#monsterdon

"(ominous orchestral music continues)"

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Full Moon entertainment! Not American, not International, no Diinoo dee Laauureentiis #monsterdon #seedpeople

It’s #Monsterdon O’clock. Get ready for some seriously bad acting, directing, writing, etc. and if we’re lucky a very abrupt ending!

#Monsterdon #SeedPeople

I better see some 90s hairstyles PRONTO

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FULL MOON
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I'm a rebel. I had a poppy seed roll with dinner.

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

This production sure seems seedy

#Monsterdon

...oh that is some promising CG right there. #Monsterdon

Full Moon Entertainment, because our other business is just Porn!

#monsterdon #seedpeople1992

#Monsterdon GO GO GO

https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/116669904005077560

BATS
wait that's a different movie

#monsterdon

#monsterdonalert #monsterdon

GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

Seed PEOPLE? Not going far enough. Instead of Seed MAN we should have Seed COMRADES

#Monsterdon

“Seed People: the root of all evil!” Ok, that’s a good tag line, preview

#Monsterdon

I've got a yasso frozen greek yogurt bad and a glass of water. Let's do this!

#monsterdon #seedpeople

@paco I'll be right over!

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

Go! Seed post! #monsterdon

“Seedpeople: The root of all evil”

Hahahhahaha!

#Monsterdon

This is Rated R so 🔞

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SHIT IT'S #MONSTERDON PRESS PLAY

Seedpeople (1992) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Go! Go! Go!
If it's a Full Moon production, it's gotta be a movie! Likely direct to video, but still a movie! I mean, if you can't trust Charles Band, who can you trust?

#Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

Welcome Monster friends for what (i think) is our very first example of Fullmoon Pictures output of movies based around little monster things. But this one isn't about stop motion puppets from a movie series that gets increasingly cheaper as time goes on. This is one of their few one and done movies.
#Monsterdon #Seedpeople

this movie's title is what you yell when you're trying to torrent it.

"SEED, people!"

#monsterdon