Teens sensitive to seedpeople?

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wtf was that she put into the sink / disposal?!?!?!?!?!

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#monsterdon I'm not sure I believe in towns where there is only one bridge in and out.

I mean, they'll at least have a ferry or something?

What did they do before the bridge was built?

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Phrase of the Evening: “Full Moon Style”
”Low-budget, over-the-top, and derivative”

Here, focusing on making the aliens look both threatening and absurd.

Full Moon Features was an independent American motion picture production and distribution company led by B-movie veteran Charles Band.

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I bet this was filmed in Vancouver or nearby.

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alright anything good in the first 5 or is it just typical "meteor lands and is all freaky and stuff" #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Harrison Ford narrating Blade Runner against his will vibes here.

Seed People '92 Director's Cut being sat on like it was made by Zack Snyder or something.

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Ah yes, Brad Yates, primary antagonist for Mister Bates.

This movie is just a limerick, isn't it? #Monsterdon

or maybe it's about his brewing skills like he's huffing badly prepared cider

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Bruce Springsteen's Glory Days but w/ #SeedyPeople #Monsterdon

@ranjit chekov's hidden rifle i suspect

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Is "Hot Cider" an allusion to Hard Cider? (as a reminder, Apple Cider in the US is basically warm spiced apple juice, no alcohol)

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Fred never had a second cup of coffee at home. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

this is kinda late for a movie to feel so much like a radio show

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Keep a lookout for any unusual stones.

Like Meteor Shit (thank you, Jordy)

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"It surprised me when.. Ed didn't shake hands.... and he hadn't even just been to the bathroom!"

oh hush Wohali, that's nasty!

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RE: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@RobynGoodfellow/116672172977240356

And the winner is...

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Dam bunch of rock collectors!

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I hope that conversation wasn't important, because I have no idea what the fuck it was about.

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Oh no not a meteorite #monsterdon

Meteorites? oh no, not space rocks

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A talk on media rights? Wait what? Is this about how social media turns us into monsters?
Oh Meteorites. But the lead actor can't enunciate.
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Thurmy.

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"...I'll show you some unusual stones!"

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Meteorites are controversial in Comet Valley!

Shocking!

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Thurmond.

kay.

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This farmer has no use for rocks. #Monsterdon

I got paid in WEEMS

wait hold on

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this movie is very relatable, personally I always bring an intense amount of erotic energy to my interactions with b&b innkeepers

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Is he going to narrate the entire movie? #monsterdon

lol there are "meteorite nuts" now

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wait so who's married to the b&b

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“I don’t live there. I just haven’t moved my stuff out” #Monsterdon

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what crop tho

Our hero is left handed.

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Generic college sportsteam hat

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...They are gonna have The Drugged Voice Guy narrate the whole film. Wow that is a CHOICE™ #Monsterdon

This is the most ominous narration mentioning meteorites that I've ever heard

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Tom: “I would be the paying guest”

“Heidi: “Ya, well you stuffed me in high school at the prom.”

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I'm an engineer, not a miracle maker #monsterdon #seedpeople

Whoever made this was a big fan of Phantasm II. That voiceover is a dead match.

hah! Dead.

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I’m not sure she understands how analogies work.

Turning your home into a B&B is like getting divorced and living with your ex-wife?

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Upper and lower wallpaper..

also.. a choice..

#monsterdon "Special Agent Weems"?

Weems?

He's married to Thuman Uma. #Monsterdon

@strangefour “back in the era” you clearly haven’t been to Central Illinois recently 😂 #monsterdon

When Sally died I didn't just lose my sister-in-law, I lost my acting coach.

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"I don't know, what's it like being divorced and still living with your ex-wife?"

"I don't know! what's it like living in your AirBnb?"

"I don't know! what is the price of corn right now?"

?????

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I think Tom has some very specific memories about that bed.

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"She's going through a difficult age."

The 1800s. #Monsterdon

"I'm the designated mother for Kim now"

What?

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@sean Thank you, I was trying to remember that name #monsterdon #seedpeople

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She looks vaguely like Taylor Swift...

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Oh no, we have a terrible potential romance subplot in the first 5 minutes.

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Full Moon Features is known for Puppet Master III and Dark Angel: The Ascent.

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Butterflies, the essence of complacency

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He had to make it immediately creepy, didn't he?

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It Starts (tm)

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I just noted that Tom is left-handed. I wonder if that will be Chekhov’s southpaw.

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chekov's secret gun on the wall?

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The 4:3 aspect ratio fits the whole straight to video aesthetic #monsterdon #seedpeople

So, they clearly have a history that they both were told about in passing.

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Big divorced energy! This means they'll rekindle their relationship during the film, because 90s. I wish them a very good remember why they got divorced.

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"I think we're both adults and can handle it"

I look forward to you being proven wrong, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I need to tell you! It is essential we act now! So, you see Ronald Reagan was president was I born. And that is where this story starts, with my first memory...
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Even though I watch with commercials, I’m pleased I started on time tonight. #Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

That's some pretty nice matched luggage for a graduate student. Unless he's no longer a student (truck says "state geological survey" on it and that usually means full time employment, right?)

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"i never thought that you would be the innkeeper, and i, the inn"

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Store-brand RDA

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Is the narration always going be done in this "I'm out of breath in a hospital bed" manner?

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Culturally appropriative totem pole

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Are those Wrangler jeans? #Monsterdon

it's too bad that man's dialogue might have been important, coz i had to go get dinner, and i think the subtitles were my only hope.

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okay if my romance tropes are telling me anything this is based on a "Second-Chance" Romance novel. That's what they meant by "original idea by" right?????

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He looks like he JUST MISSED the casting call for the Blue Power Ranger. #Monsterdon

christ those doors are giving me flashbacks

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@paco They said, the kids educational institution be damned. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople 👾🍿🎥

Sleepy exposition voiceover. Finest kind.

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THe garage door paint job was a choice..

#monsterdon, these actors, this dialog, 1992... is this a Shannon Tweed film?

so the movie is called Seedpeople, and the opening is a ripoff of the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers. okay

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The legend of the only bridge into Comet Valley

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So is this some inland BC B&B they filmed this at?

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'MURICA

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I’m not feeling the intensity of a medical emergency. #Monsterdon #Seedpeople1992

A horror story told in flashback from a dying man? Well this indents to be a horror story in the Lovecraftian vein. However...
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My old girlfriend Heidi...had gotten consumption and was busy having an extremely dramatic moment. It was almost as if it was out of a novel...

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No in or out privileges to Comet Valley.

Convenient.

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So the entire movie's gonna be narrated by Narcoleptic Bates? :/ #Monsterdon

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that sounds more like comet island

Made two years after Tremors.
Not a coincidence, maybe?

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Good luck #monsterdon . This movie is ... woof.

@CactuarJoe it's like the opposite of Chris Carter names

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Did they ask the local elementary school to paint the "Memorial Hospital" sign?

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We couldn't afford Tommy Lee Jones.

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Oooh, we’re doing a flashback. Ok then

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