eagle company? eagle hardware shut down decades go

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"We give 9mm to little girls for sweet-sixteen present."

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Pity this isn't Chicago. I could make the riff:

Nuts on clark.

Nuts over clark.

Nuts across clark.

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#Yonggary1999

Yunggary is a sprinter of firy breath where Godzilla is a marathon breather. #Monsterdon

How rich, calling the professor ridiculous for talking about a prehistoric monster when you were literally just watching said prehistoric monster rampage through New York

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Eagle company! Excellent! Get the Helldivers in here.

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I still don't get it why the aliens need the CGI Godzilla for...
#monsterdon
#reptillian1999

"I have the information right here!"

It's AC/DC's latest album

#monsterdon #MaximumReptilianDrive

y'know, the collapsing buildings actually look okay. you can see where they actually tried.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Very wise of them to keep the monster poorly lit. #Monsterdon

Movie by Adobe Premiere.

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Fascinated by this guy requesting backup like no one would notice the giant dinosaur destroying everything #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

ah, the old 'disc vs. city' conundrum

Fuck that hot dog stand!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

I'm lightly amused that the creature has spiked shoulderpads. Can't tell whether Road Warriors/Legion of Doom or Mutant League.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Noooo my model skyscraper. #Monsterdon

really wondering what the original theatrical cut is like after this #monsterdon

He's offering you the disc! Settle down, guy

#monsterdon

#monsterdon, ok this is finally good
hell yeah, reorganize their city!!

"You two know each other?"

Old boyfriend. You know how it is with bone diggers -_-

#Monsterdon

The vital time invested in introducing these characters has saved a lot of time by letting them explain who each other are again. #Monsterdon

General Doctor Hughes? He's got a doctorate in generalism?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Well, that are some neat acrobacies in the middle of explosions, I wll give it to the movie.
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#reptillian1999

"This is a crazy old man who is integral to the 3rd act, sir."

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#Yonggary1999

Oh fuck me soldier. Learn to salute. #Monsterdon

There's something very tidy and satisfying about how these buildings are getting smashed

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lol they are all so weirdly earnest #Monsterdon

This movie is like an extended version of the "6000 SUX" commercial from Robocop #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Haha, I like the Oilberg branding on the gas station #Monsterdon

Oilberg!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

#monsterdon A lot of meticulous models were destroyed in the making of this... *cough* feature *hack* film…

#monsterdon nooooooooo not the Oilberg gas station!!!

Oh no, not oilberg!

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"Oilberg" that's not bad.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

"Oilburg? OILBERG?!"

"It's just a little place Mista Luthor"

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon
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They destroyed Oilberg!!

I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon

Just shooting high-powered guns on a highrise directly across from another high rise building. I'm sure it's fine.
#Monsterdon

People screaming and running, good, good

#monsterdon

these are more...semi-practical effects.

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OILBERG
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It's weird. I can't tell you anything about what's going on, but at least the pacing is okay 🫠 #Monsterdon

He spat at the top of a building & uniformed men were compelled to somersault. This is why I'm terrible at Medal of Honor. #Monsterdon

“no, i’ve not been drinking!” ah that idiomatic english dialogue #monsterdon

OILBERG! DEAD AHEAD! #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Fucking hell, are they using black powder rifles for that shit?

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YAY THERE GOES THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"Officer, you're supposed to be out violating civil rights, not reporting seeing a giant lizard." #Monsterdon

This footage of non-Hyundai vehicles being destroyed is brought to you by Hyundai. Hyundai! For when you want to drive away from a Kaiju attack in a car the production team can't afford to damage! #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Cinema really lost something with the obsolescence of phone booths

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of all the things, I'm most curious about WHERE IS THAT PAYPHONE FROM

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and young cop was never seen again
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@RobynGoodfellow where "forgot to do" means "couldn't afford."
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

"no i've not been drinking!"

too bad, really.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Cop firing gun at Young Gary, that's going to be a pile of paperwork for you, young man.

#Yonggary1999
#monsterdon

*Smashes lizard button again*

#Monsterdon

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#Yonggary1999

squasharooed!

Nice evac scene! #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear

They probably just thought "we'll dub it for the home market and most overseas ones so nobody'll ever hear how bad these actors are"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Cross over w/ C.H.I.P.s #Monsterdon

Oh no, not the fiber arts museum!

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Clearly this is Seoul, but standing in as an American city?

All those Daewoos.....

#monsterdon

just sliiiiide the building jpeg

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finally some delicious fucking fleeing crowds

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

If they have all these laser-equipped spaceships, why tf do they need Bowser in the first place? #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Idk why, but the spaceship scenes are giving me strong Galaxy Quest vibes right now😂
#Monsterdon

They blew up Kenny! I mean Skylab. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Don't you love how the copters are flying well within reach of the monster, totally sacrificing the aerial advantage?

Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon

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#Yonggary1999

i guess they rematerialized yonggary thank goodness

render me your finest War Games display.

#monsterdon

"Who was right?"
"Howard Hughes. In his syphillitic rants, he'd talk about exactly this.
We didn't believe him, because of the jars of urine, you know?"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

That shot with the moon actually made me feel ill, fucked up my sense of perspective bad.

#monsterdon

oh and why did the satellite have a big speaker between the solar panels?

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

@diazona Rod Steiger? Oh no, that was Mars Attacks

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

When we were using LOIC in the early '00s, we had no idea it was based on this technology

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@ricci sometimes a cigar is just a load-bearing prop

#Monsterdon

literally nobody involved in this movie has ever dealt with anyone who has any crisis training

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

These dialogs have a lot of colorful metaphores...
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#reptillian1999

smol moon #monsterdon

Oh they didn't even use a proper moon scan or picture. :facepalm:

#monsterdon

It's the little sad pot of flowers in the control room which really complete the decor.

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#Yonggary1999

Mills doesn't know about the monster, that's level 7 spy shit. #Monsterdon

Why would you need to wear a lab coat in a command center?

#Monsterdon

Military man with cigar, check

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actually, Young Gary's just drenched in disappearing/reappearing ink.

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"Electronic particles" so... electrons #Monsterdon #reptilian2001

The control center detected this beaming event but not the previous three? Amazing

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

They're just tring to talk with the whales.

#reptilian1999 #monsterdon #startreck4

Electronic particles of some kind of light force. Uh. Photons? Did they tan you w/ a sun lamp? #Monsterdon

CGI incoming
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Let's see. 200 million years ago would have been the Jurassic era. They probably should have compared Yonggary to 50x the size of an Allosaur, not a t-rex. #monsterdon #reptilian1999

I like the model work. There. That's something nice. #Monsterdon

"we're the U.S. Army! we meet interesting entities AND KILL THEM!"

#monsterdon

Woah woah woah we only had six months head start. What should we have done? Something? Don't be childish, it was nap time

#Monsterdon #Yonggary1999

"We're taking these mothers out" well it *is* Mother's Day #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

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#Yonggary1999

what city?

“Gentlemen, let’s be realistic now”

Sir, we are 50 minutes into the movie, I don’t see why we should start now

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie

Delivery disturbed by lack of science pipe to puff on at key moments

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

The spy just made the case to the military that spies can't trust the military because the military are thugs who noogie them.

& the general agreed that that was valid. #Monsterdon