“Dispose of these bodies and get back to work.”

This guy is a freaking psychopath.

#Monsterdon

Kim, I got all these button-up shirts in overstock. Just can't move 'em. What am I gonna do?

"...We could make a Yongary"

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Dammit Holly! Just dispose of the bodies.

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"This sort of thing happens all the time." #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

And the cocky ageist jerk. Can’t wait till he’s eaten #Monsterdon

Those guys performed some awesome dance moves before the energy blast took them down.

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*ZAP*

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

The ageism is strong with this one. Yeeees yeees, let the hate flow throughhhh you, it makes you powerful. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

"heed my warning or we're all doomed" is gonna be my new exit line

#monsterdon So far the camera work, dialog and acting remind me a lot of an HP Lovecraft film adaptation, not necessarily in a bad way...

aaaand they just blew up a shuttle, bold move outside of a James bond feature from before the challenger disaster

@SnoopJ My favorite kind of meal #Monsterdon

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Heed my warning or we are all doomed!

"heed my warning or we're all doomed!"

us to us before the movie started.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Dooomed!!!! #Monsterdon

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⁉️ SCALY TRIVIA 🦎

Filmmakers were so pumped about this film, that they showed a two-minute preview titled "Yonggary 1998" at the Cannes Film Festival.

They were looking for potential international distributors. Warner Bros. and United International Pictures showed interest.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

The music was actually recorded by a real orchestra, but each player was given their own Casio keyboard. #monsterdon

THEY ARE ALL OUT STANDING IN THEIR FIELD

#monsterdon

@EmptySet oh yes assuredly

I hope that becomes plot-relevant

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Yonggary Yongross
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

#monsterdon Dinosaurs and Aliens. I love it. So confused! Excellent!

Silly traffic controller, you can't vanish into thin *air* in *space*

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Vanished into thin air.
Yes. Very thin.

Damn, poor Atlantis
#Monsterdon

the problem, O'Neil is THIS IS NOT A STARGATE

#monsterdon

>> Can you confirm Omega 2?

>> Uh no, we are blew up

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The coincidence of aliens showing up at exactly be same time that everything else is happening is just incredible! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

This is big.

yeah we can see that based on the workers for scale.

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Babylon 4 1/2

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I like the dragon-y look of the skull

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meanwhile, in space ...

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Americans will use anything but the metric system #monsterdon

Meanwhile "Imperial Battleship! Halt the flow of time!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Omg, ancient aliens! Someone call Giorgiu Tsoukalous!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Holly's British accent is way too classy for this movie

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Piiiigs In Spaace!

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🚨 CW 🚨

At one point in tonight's feature, there is a disparaging remark made about Godzilla.

Please have a stress ball/blanket/Godzilla plushie/ice cream bowl ready.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian #Reptilian1999

Tried restarting, no effect. This is apparently the way the movie was meant to be seen: Poorly. #monsterdon

I am not Bud

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@neia coming a year after the US godzilla, i'm sure it was *completely* coincidental :P

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Mr. Pink

#monsterdon #reptilian1999

This film doesn 't even have "cousin Jim on a 3 episode arc on Guiding Light' quality actors. This has 'take out window, BK summer ad' quality. #monsterdon

He sounds like a real normal actor, what's going on. #monsterdon

You can tell she's a serious archeologist because she has a vest.
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

Why is she messing w/ his... kimono? #Monsterdon

@klu9 😆 OK, afik this is the authoritative answer

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The same backwards cap like in Godzilla 98?

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@ramsey

Like in Dr. Strangelove, important call during sex.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

that cell phone. incredible.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Scale issue with that ship and the moon

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

Beware, spaceballs!
#Monsterdon #reptilian1999

Is that the Millennium Falcon buried into the top of the ship?

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You know what the aweriam ship needs? More nacelles! MAOR NACELLES! #monsterdon

SPACEBALLS!

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Oh we are in deep Shim now. #Monsterdon

"Visual" "Effects".

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Yikes. Even these folks' NAMES scream "B team". We sure this one wasn't produced by Big Lots?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Aweriams ! #monsterdon

@allanb

Not a one

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Admittedly, this movie sort of has to look good being high budget and relatively recent

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

@Lazarou It’s all foreshadowing.

#Monsterdon

oh Julia Kessler, mother of the Syndrome!

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So far, I have found the opening credits to be better acted than the first few scenes there.

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NGL, this is giving evil Stargate vibes.

#Monsterdon

this is what you get when you spill the bag of alien Scrabble tiles

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Hey, it's one of those word clouds.

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I wonder what that swoosh sound from before the explosion is called. It's everywhere. #monsterdon

Was that a brief facehugger cameo?

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

Hahhahahaha! YOU"RE STUCK HERE!

#monsterdon #reptillian1999

Your co-worker was just incinerated, and you laugh maniacally.

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I was a little worried about the CGI, based on the trailer, but it is FANTASTIC. #Monsterdon

I guess that’s why you don’t dig with an axe? #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

A HA HA HA HA HA HA :blobfoxlaugh: :blobfoxangrylaugh:

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Now that's a 1999 explosion if I've ever seen one. Straight from the special edition Death Star blowing up.

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ow my ears
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Oh wow that guy blew up real good.

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

I LIKE TO BOOM IT BOOM IT, YOU LIKE TO BOOM IT BOOM IT, HE LIKE TO... BOOM IT!

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Jesus Palomino, it's an explodium mine!!! #Monsterdon

Buahaha, who would've thought the stakes for hitting a strange glowing mineral seam with a hammer were so high.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Reptilian #Yonggary1999

oooh DIG

I thought you said something else
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My wife: why did everybody pick a random emotion and go 100% at it?

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"You dig, I'm bitter" #Monsterdon #reptilian2001

and that's why you call before you dig

#monsterdon

I don't think archeological expeditions are normally this intense

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

@ohiofi I would call it ACTING

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@MatthewTitus88 100 minutes?! :blobcat_ohnoes:

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#Yonggary1999

I am confused by who is a 'doctor' vs who is a 'professor'

the penitent man, the penitent man... what is it...

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

Sure, in a cave filled with weird drifting gasses, best thing to do is light a cigarette #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Dude, the movie is like, 5 minutes old. You sure as hell can turn back.

#monsterdon #reptillian1999

WE HAVE LOCATED THIS PLANET'S WARP CORE!

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I guess the dead aliens from ??? thousand years ago is fun at least. But my god this dinner-theater acting is brutal. #monsterdon

Yeah, this is definitely a space opera cave.

Or something from Alien

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

🫵

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They're gonna run into The Descent coming the other direction. #Monsterdon

"Are you sure we're on track?"

"Yes! So far we've shown absolutely NO acting ability!"

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Ugh. I just sorted it out in my head. It's the 2001 re-release. That's the one that was marketed as Reptilian in the US.

It was originally titled Yongari, just like the 1964 classic it's (very loosely) based on. #Reptilian2001 #Monsterdon

i've seen this before but it would have been at least 15, maybe 20 years ago. i've wiped most of it from my memory

#monsterdon

MFI Certified

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

We join our film already in progress in The Star Trek Caves #monsterdon

RE: https://piefed.social/c/bmoviebonanza/p/2044639/reptilian-yonggary-1999-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-evening

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