They sure say each other's names a lot. #monsterdon

no actual archaeologist in the WORLD would dismiss an unknown writing system as _boring_

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

The Apocalyptic writing Hits Different, y'know

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The Guidos of New Joisey…

This motel room must have cost a mint to use to shoot in. #Monsterdon

Please, call Spader and let him decrypt this shit, okay?

#Monsterdon

Character 1: I’m asking a question
[cut to Character 2]
Character 2: [nods]

#monsterdon #reptilian1999

He definitely just said ‘The Legend of Young Gary’. #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

This old guy has a pretty great voice tbh

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

This general is giving R Lee Emery a run for his money, ay?

#Monsterdon

I'm substituting "young gary" for "old greg" (tip o' the hat to TMBoosh)

#monsterdon

Hughes has that crazy face where one eye is wider than the other.

#Monsterdon

I too use angle grinders right beside live missiles. Safety first!

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Using a grinder right next to big ass rockets :chefkiss:

#monsterdon

Writings in a cave!? You mean! :blobcataww:

Mothr-----oh.

Oh.
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.
oh.

:blobcatsad:

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

#monsterdon So, I guess this film is taking place in USA?

"the legend says..." ✅ #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo

In an American accent "The Legend Of Young Gary"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The legend of Younggary, and Oldgary, which is actually just an old priest and a young priest…

my theory is that the dinosaur is seeking revenge against the researchers for eating chickens (who are also dinosaurs)

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

Harrison Fjord

#monsterdon

Sara just itching for a reason to beat the shit out of Campbell to flex for Holly. Basic bartender mating ritual. #Monsterdon

:bone diggers". Rhymes with ....you get it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon so the sassy bartender can't find a man in this town but also she knows about the dig site that's all men and the men sometimes come to the bar?

in the privacy of a table in the dining hall.

#monsterdon

Is this bar in a different movie? #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

@Lazarou lol there's a complicated set of rules that nobody understands

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

#monsterdon It's murder by death! They get hurt! Dead!

#monsterdon Kill him with shovels! He's gonna call immigre!

Average deaths on archeology digs are zero.

Professor Campbell who lives in a tent and has 5000 "accidents" on-site was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

#monsterdon
#Yonggary1999

"I'm Sara Sanders, you probably know my dad, the Colonel" #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

Sweaty Bone Digger was my high school nickname

#Monsterdon

finally the fucking coffee #monsterdon

That famous Best Western hospitality! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

SweatyBonediggers.com already registered

#Monsterdon #Reptilian

Bechdel!

#monsterdon #reptilian1999

#monsterdon The booooooooooones are aliiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuurderrrrrrrrr

How many different movies am I watching?

#Monsterdon

wait, the bartender gets a last name, but not Holly???

#monsterdon

@socketwench
"FUCK THE PROFESSOR!"
"FUCK ICE, TOO!"
"FUCK THE PROFESSOR!"
"FUCK ICE, TOO!"

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999

...paid by the word?

#monsterdon

So uh, the plot moves forward at some point does it not?

#Monsterdon

um, bar #monsterdon

This guy must be a Republican.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's a lot of scenes in this film that start a little early.

Everyone just stands there for a beat and then starts acting.

@steggy I'm not sure anyone chose to act here.
#monsterdon

I have the feeling there was no script. The director just gave them a brief description of the scene, called "action," and then left the set.

#Monsterdon

Which professor is she on the phone w/ now? Does Holly only know Professors? #Monsterdon

Like a Best Western would drop off blankets.
#monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

@Binder

Later, he got a job working for ICE.

#Yonggary1999
#Monsterdon

Dr. Campbell: Agent of ICE #Monsterdon

I don't know about some of these acting choices

#Monsterdon

fuck ICE

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Suddenly standards!

It's SKELETOR!

#Monsterdon

I wonder how far away MASH 4077th is? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why hire a photographer and then throw his film away over and over again. It's not ideal for the environment and kinda expensive. Ah well, the professor is as always, on the menu and will (if we're very lucky) die quickly and in great agony.

How many times is Dr. Campbell going to pull the film outta this guy's camera?

It's like a parking scene in Birdemic… #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

I hope that guy's buying film rolls and cameras at Costco #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 001

actually laughing out loud at "Do you want a story or not, Dr. Campbell? I'm a photojournalist! I take photographs!"

#Monsterdon

Did you know that carelessness accounts for 90% of all monster resurrections. #Monsterdon

*me when I see a dinosaur rib cage fossil grow in real time* "Hello?"

#monsterdon

Ohhhh it's like those reanimations of the dead where they're infused w/ weird energy because there are runes on their form or w/e #Monsterdon

awhooaughh

#Monsterdon

#Reptilian1999 is a movie to test the prestige #Monsterdon!

AN AWRIEAM DIALOGUE SCENE? That was so short if you blink you'd miss it? Why? Wtf?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's terrible in two languages.

Holly's been ... terminated
#Monsterdon

this movie is amazing so far

#monsterdon

“It sure as hell ain’t Russian.”

“No, sir. It’s alien.”

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?!

#Monsterdon

How interesting that they have a perfectly accurate wire-frame representation of the space ship but not... y'know... a picture

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

@Taweret best things in the movie so far!

#monsterdon

Do you know any famous poor people? I mean... Ghandi? Mother Theresa?

Wait Ghandi was a lawyer. Fun.
#monsterdon

Oh this is adorable 👽

#Monsterdon

Can we just blow these people up and be done with it please? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱

Mass deaths occur at archeological digs all the time..

*Indiana Jones takes notes..*

The Pulitzer Poor People Prize is well-known
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕵️‍♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999

"losing one shuttle or one satellite is a tragedy. Losing both begins to look like carelessness" <-- the Oscar Wilde rewrite of this script

The Pulitzer?

Yea, the FIFA Pulitzer Prize. I know a guy. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The word that comes to mind for this is “Pastiche” ;)

Well start posting their pictures on milk cartons. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the fame and fortune that has been accrued by dozens and dozens of paleontologists in the late 20th century

#Monsterdon

i'm just absolutely hard stuck on someone going on about how you get mass death at archaeological digs "all the time."

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

The Omega 2? Why do you have TWO Omegas? Is this like "Final" Fantasy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'll double your dig salary, from $1 a day to $2 a day. Somehow I will cope. ;)

@lalah Robert Z'Dars South Korean cousin. #monsterdon

@patioboater If you stick around for the double feature on @miru you get to see the original 1967 Korean movie, although it's going to be an English dub I think because the Korean audio was lost

#Monsterdon #Reptilian1999 #Yonggary1999

No Holly, I don’t think we should call the cops

#monsterdon #reptilian1999

Yeah you can totally just bury workers and keep working, because this is set in 1855. #monsterdon

Wow, a film camera.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

i'd like to see you in public, jackass

#monsterdon #Yonggary1999

and I'll throw in some kimchi. #Monsterdon

“Dispose of these bodies and get back to work.”

This guy is a freaking psychopath.

#Monsterdon

Kim, I got all these button-up shirts in overstock. Just can't move 'em. What am I gonna do?

"...We could make a Yongary"

#Monsterdon

Dammit Holly! Just dispose of the bodies.

#Monsterdon

"This sort of thing happens all the time." #monsterdon #yonggary1999 #reptilian1999

And the cocky ageist jerk. Can’t wait till he’s eaten #Monsterdon

Those guys performed some awesome dance moves before the energy blast took them down.

#Monsterdon

*ZAP*

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999