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Fuck that hot dog stand!

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This is so bad. Why is Yonggary glowing?

The real answer is they didn't match the lighting in their CG with the lighting in the scene they composited it into.

That's a real rookie error.

The aliens have a yoink beam. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon tooooot

also digging the formula 1 CGI apaches

#monsterdon This CG is as bad as the acting. It's not completely horrible in still frames, but the animation is so laughably bad.

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"What have we done?"

Lady, we're all wondering that. What HAVE you done? We can't figure it out, either.

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This was pretty intense. Pretty good.
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#monsterdon Only 36 minutes in and we finally have a monster.

#monsterdon As you enjoy these special effects, remind yourself that 'The Matrix' came out this same year.

Tonight on #Monsterdon

It must have been hard to deliver that whole soliloquy without losing the cigarette. THAT, my friends, is talent.

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#monsterdon Ooop. Backwards flag patch spotted. Cheap movies always screw that up.

#monsterdon Where are these native workers from anyway?

South Africa? Jamaica? They ought to figure it out and explain it to the actors.

#monsterdon So, why is this guy so sure that digging up a new T-Rex skelleton is going to make him rich and famous?

Lot's of people have dug up dinosaurs, but they're not really rich and famous.

#monsterdon Where is this military scene happening?

A room with a giant map?

The coffee in the film is ALSO overacting.

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guy in the back has a massive chin lol

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Guy on the left is like "Yeah, roast that nerd, man."
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#monsterdon I like this guy in the background.

Is he trying to not laugh at all the bad acting?

I hope these are the aliens.

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Tweedle underact and Tweedle overact
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@randy_s sadly the liquor store near the Chinese restaurant where I got dinner closes real freaking early on Sunday so I didn't get anything to mix.
This i stuck some fruit juice and sake in the skull of an old pumpkin headed pal.
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@combatwombat

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My mind to your crack.
Your crack to my mind.

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@paco @JoeWynne Why is all the dark rum gone?

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