so the VHS copy i got was for "promotional use only. not for sale or rental." every 20 minutes or so these words scroll up the screen. really adds to the experience
It's like when Twitter used to crash.
"I'm activating megadrive" #monsterdon #sega
>:|
Yonggary when he gets tenticled
"And THAT's why you always vote Reptilian!"
Younggary!
"Sadly Uncle Gary had too much to drink that afternoon"
#monsterdon Take my kaiju, PLEASE!
did somebody say Sidewinders?
Aliens:
AFTERPARTY!!! the 1967 YONGARY is showing asap on miru . miyaku . media !!!!
2 kaiju is multi, right? Bingo
I'm General Soldier McSoldierson
“I’m mad about alien fossils and I’m not going to take it anymore!”
So I see! Thanks, here's the update:
I think I got a bingo in there.
Thanks for the fun #monsterdon ers. Tomorrow at 8 P ET #MondayActionMovie is featuring....Take care. See ya soon.
I don't remember. What is this countdown thing? What has it been doing all movie?
#monsterdon Awesome, the original remake where no-one can seem to find the original original, Yongary(with one r) which has been branded with the American International logo, this promises to be some sort of palate cleanser...
Oh man somewhere Ralph Nader was also itching uncontrollably
Director: Now, in this scene, imagine you had never had sex in your life. Then, for the first time ever, you see a porn film. Gimme that look."
@srol This is the only nipple that matters.
Can't wait for Yngarry II: What's my nmae? #monsterdon
I want to get out of this entire film, SIR!
This isn't noticably worse than the Broderick one. #monsterdon
#monsterdon They're really setting them selves up for a sequel here.
Imagine being that optimistic.
#monsterdon You request to be removed from the operation? You're already on the way there!
I wish you'd said something sooner.
That cop gotta be on vacation then. LA doesn't have a river like that.
#monsterdon who did this character better? mime cop from Q, or drunky moped cop from Yongarry?
Ad astra per thanks, @cherizilla.
Barely a difference. #monsterdon
BAR
I like how only the leader gets a headlamp.
That's how you establish dominance.
#monsterdon
Hold up. I forgot to turn my headlamp on.
That's some real belt and suspenders illumination.
somehow... no bingo #monsterdon
Glorious. Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for everything.
BINGO! #Monsterdon
Bingo for "Heroic Act!"
and that's 'quippy dialog' for a bingo dangit
#Monsterdon 🕵️♀️⛏️🐊🐢🦎🐍🐉🦕🦖😱
#Yonggary1999
I thought this was a cybertruck cameo.
yay! bingo!
This is one of those bad movies I can see when I watch what the plan was to try and make money/get an audience. I watched The Order yesterday and have NO idea what audience they were aiming for.... #monsterdon
For some reason, the acting on this reminds me of the acting in the SNL skit "The Californians"
#monsterdon They should consider giving cops radios or something.
#monsterdon The people in this control room talk like highschool students watching a football game.
Calling bingo! With possibly more to come...
#monsterdon I wonder what branch of the service these military guys belong to?
Which service includes both space shuttles and a bunch of randos in generic uniforms?
Maybe the photojournalist with the New York accent is their version of Hank Azaria from Godzilla 1998? #monsterdon
@lalah Robert Z'Dars South Korean cousin. #monsterdon
Piiiigs In Spaace!
The same backwards cap like in Godzilla 98?
Reptilian (1999) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:
Oh no. I accidentally looked up more kaiju tiki mugs. Hah hah. I'm in danger.
#Monsterdon
@srol @Terencio @lightspill Important information. Adding the field as we speak. #monsterdon
Watching Yonggary from 1967 on Miru.miyaku.media as a second feature now.
why do the military generals have a little mouse plushie...
Man! This is totally insane! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
#monsterdon Wow, check how many lanes those roads have.
Insane urban design. They need mass transit.
Time for the final battle.... #monsterdon
We're just trying to say lines here.
"Psst."
"Oh sorry"
"We're just trying to save lives here."
It's afraid
#monsterdon I wonder how the jetpacks are helping.
The thing about guns is that you can shoot things from a distance. You don't have to get up close.
I think that payphone was Korean
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
No, no, we're all stuck in this now for the duration.
Did someone say lasers?!?!?! #Monsterdon
Wheeee!
*wobble* #monsterdon
Bingo! #Monsterdon #Reptilian1999
Fuck that hot dog stand!
This is so bad. Why is Yonggary glowing?
The real answer is they didn't match the lighting in their CG with the lighting in the scene they composited it into.
That's a real rookie error.
The aliens have a yoink beam. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon tooooot
also digging the formula 1 CGI apaches
#monsterdon This CG is as bad as the acting. It's not completely horrible in still frames, but the animation is so laughably bad.
"What have we done?"
Lady, we're all wondering that. What HAVE you done? We can't figure it out, either.
This was pretty intense. Pretty good.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Only 36 minutes in and we finally have a monster.
#monsterdon As you enjoy these special effects, remind yourself that 'The Matrix' came out this same year.
Tonight on #Monsterdon
It must have been hard to deliver that whole soliloquy without losing the cigarette. THAT, my friends, is talent.
#monsterdon Ooop. Backwards flag patch spotted. Cheap movies always screw that up.
#monsterdon Where are these native workers from anyway?
South Africa? Jamaica? They ought to figure it out and explain it to the actors.
#monsterdon So, why is this guy so sure that digging up a new T-Rex skelleton is going to make him rich and famous?
Lot's of people have dug up dinosaurs, but they're not really rich and famous.
#monsterdon Where is this military scene happening?
A room with a giant map?
