am sitting out #Mastoween #Monsterdon today because am a weenie when it come to medical gore.
also, i just had #fuckCancer micro-surgery and have had so many needed and metal rods stuck into my boobs that... am just gonna not.
but am here to enjoy all your shenanigans, LMAO
You gotta admit that is some crazy shit right there. "I want to make a major motion picture about a guy who brings people back from the dead and mix it with a lot of creepy sex shit. It's Lovecraft. It'll be great." This is weird enough, but then someone was like "hell yeah, I'd pay MONEY for you to make that."
"People are weird, man." -The Dude, probably
You have to admire the way it's just shamelessly escalated from romantic comedy to room full of zombies in next to no time. Great pacing. Very economical.
yeah nope the hell out security guy, that is the correct call #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"Who's going to believe a talking head. Get a job in a sideshow."
Definitely this is the best line in the whole movie, if my 80's drama coach is to be believed.
poor Meg, all the men in her life make terrible decisions and she pays for it #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Who's going to believe a talking head! #Monsterdon #Mastoween
The science here is becoming increasingly improvisational. Thatβs not usually how it works, right?
#Mastoween #Monsterdon
"You're a nice guy, people like you, and you have access to the morgue."
had fun RT your #monsterdon #mastoween shenanigans. thanks @Taweret@octodon.social and hopefully i'll be able to watch next sunday.
It was a love story all along.
Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social #Mastoween #Monsterdon
My drama coach from HS showed this to a bunch of us at a cast party in, I'm going to say 1984? Which would have made me 14, definitely not more than a Sophomore. And as far as I know, there were literally zero repercussions. Imagine that happening today.
(Edited to add: pretty sure this was rated X when it came out AFAIR.)
so he mourns and moves on right, RIGHT #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"The doooooooR"
New from NAmCo... For all your home security needs... it's HEAD!
He just happens to have an order ticket spike thing handy. Like, while he's busy reanimating cats and deans, he's also taking orders for cheeseburgers.
"This patient looks COMPLETELY UNLIKE any patient we've ever had, but he has insurance, so we keep him."
Croquet mallet ought to be on the bingo card
@paco I was definitely creeped tf out by this one lol
ok I'm a bit concerned about the special thanks to the morgue #Monsterdon #Mastoween
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE #Monsterdon #Mastoween
@lorgonumputz "That's why I need you to sign a release."
@paco It is very repetitive but I hear lots of stolen elements from other horror movies so it has that going for it.
Yeah. Yell stop. That'll do it.
The subtitle for this movie could be: "How to Become an Unwitting Accomplice in 3 Easy Steps"
Wondering if the German version of the subtitles just say β(sprechen auf Englisch)β for the rest of the film
fascinating film, could have done without all of the sexual assault π
otherwise, i love how the ending shows him being corrupted by the power of the serum, very monkey's paw kinda situation
@brion I was totally going to be like "at MM:SS here's your prelim shot of a uniformed black man about to masturbate, and then add a bunch of tags, but.... I restrained myself. π€£
oh i see he added timing to the reanimation serum #Monsterdon #Mastoween
every single doctor in this movie is a huge asshole lmfao
omfg i did not see the headless scientist stealing the serum and getting loose coming is this about to make a tonal shift to slapstick #monsterdon #mastoween
Does he just have a 55-gallon drum of this stuff somewhere? #mastoween #Monsterdon
@jonny You're underestimating the formula. Prego. It's In there.
#monsterdon #mastoween you can't swing an undead cat without hitting a mad scientist around here...
@socketwench "you won't even know i'm here!" also describing my homelab setup
βIt was dead when I found it.β Uh-huh. #mastoween #Monsterdon
this idiot is just wasting pencils now
And you thought listing apartments on Craigslist was a bad idea.
"Does this building have a basement?"
Iβm just going with the Tubi version and Iβll suffer whatever consequences ensue
#Mastoween #Monsterdon
it's fascinating to see them preserve #hplovecraft 's notable way of leaving some things unexplained (what the fuck is the serum??) and the usage of "weird objects" like in color out of space. i'm a sucker for the new color out of space film for that reason, "unexplainable things" that interact with humanity in a Weird way... :blobfoxsmirk:
@Taweret thanks for the ride down memory lane, that was a real gas. What a crazy movie, something I saw in my formative years that I probably shouldn't have but oh well here we are, right?
See ya next week. What's on?
Feeling like it might say something about me that THIS was one of the only #monsterdon / #Mastoween movies Iβd already seen on my own. π¬
#monsterdon #mastoween For real though, if the guard at the morgue greets you with "Another one?" It's okay to rethink your career choices...
DAN drove me up a fucking wall, though, our protagonist was the single most malleable man to walk the earth. Roommate is reanimating the dead, killed his cat, and then tries to blackmail him and he's STILL like, "Well, yes, but let's see where he's going with this." #Monsterdon #Mastoween
THIS IS THE WEIRDSEST FUCKING THING STOP TOUCHING MEG GET AWAY FROM HER ASDLKFANSKLDLAK;SFDANFDLAKSDFKLJ
Literally every man in her life was one of A) creepy B) stupid or C) thirty seconds from committing sexual assault. Bleugh. Burn Miskatonic U to the ground. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
THIS GOT AWFUL VERY FAST WHY IS DOCTOR CARL LIKE THIS
This is actually one of the first #monsterdon or #mastoween movies Iβd already seen before, but itβs been a few years so it was fun to rewatch! Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting!!!
"you should go away"
best advice in the film, frankly. everyone should just get the fuck outta here
@chirpbirb @paco It's all "on campus" get with the program, man.
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@paco the hospital is clearly right next to the house! /s
#monsterdon #mastoween It took too many decades to put together that you have to do chest compressions to "stayin' alive" tempo
yeah def let the unstable med student do this #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Oh sure, I love you, I've always had a thing for short men. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"and you, as my assistant, will be famous."
bro is about to find out how fast this friendship is gonna falter
"The male gaze" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
i think with the rubber head the body almost counts as a kaiju #monsterdon #mastoween
@LK_877 uhhhhhh....... #monsterdon #mastoween
Oh, there's the patented Vorta sneer #Monsterdon #Mastoween
that is literally such a huge injection, like if that is IV you have blown it and if it's intramuscular or subq you have also just made a massive bubble. you need to pace that shit.#monsterdon #mastoween
hey, for the record? don't repay me favors by bringing me back to life like this
Hey, Spiro Agnew! #Monsterdon #Mastoween #Futurama
@neia oh dang we are about to get to our third! #monsterdon #mastoween
can confirm scientists do indeed get microscope drunk like that #monsterdon #mastoween
let's just stick more of the glowing green shit in him! fuck it!
all of this is so unethical jfc lmfao
is EVERY doctor at this hospital on some kind of experimental surgery grift #monsterdon #mastoween
Girl, run. Just... Run. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
honestly i have had moments like this of hastily trying to complete an experiment with brain slices #monsterdon #mastoween
So, the girlfriend walks in on her cat being reanimated, then her dad... So what's next on the trauma conga line for this girl? #Monsterdon #Mastoween
#monsterdon #mastoween Is there a cutesy TV-Tropes name for when someone makes an ever increasingly compromised series of bad decisions that involve viscera?
ARE WE NOT THINKING OF THE ETHICS OF BRINGING THE DEAD TO LIFE HERE FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND
"he was in psychiatric evaluation for months!"
psh. you ain't special.
bro even if you could reverse brain death there is lots of other stuff that happens to your body when you die too #monsterdon #mastoween
i think rufus is back and not in a good way lmao
#monsterdon #mastoween I've broken the 6-12 minute barrier (That's not what she said)
*ding* The fridge door is ajar
I hate it when girls you are barely dating start getting nosey and looking through your animal corpse collection. I prefer to surprise them with that on the fourth date after gelato.
@socketwench my cat is used to treating movie sounds as fake so she gave a sort of disdainful turn over the shoulder and continued being mad for other reasons #monsterdon #mastoween
βIs there a basement? Yesβ¦ ha ha haβ¦ yes!β
A+ for the Stop Making Sense Poster
HELL YEAH, ANTIFA- oh, *fascia* my mistake. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"Jump cut: they fuck."
WOW THAT TRANSITIONED TO SEX REALLY FAST DID I MISS SOMETHING?
He's a charmer. I think his Charisma stat may actually be negative. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
this credit sequence's ost is really doing a good job of setting the mood tbh
@yatsu ...Shit, it was totally that German professor from the opening, wasn't it? The one whose eyeballs exploded. They had something going on. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
that fade to black and scream was really good! roll credits
it's glowing antifreeze time, kids
In summary: Bleugh. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
this security officer clearly isn't noticing the high intensity music blaring in the background
INTESTINE JUMPSCARE
YOU'RE THROUGH YOU'RE THROUGH STOP DOING EVERYTHING STOP INJECTING THINGS JUST FUCKING STOP
@Zerofactorial Damn straight! #Monsterdon #Mastoween